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looks like we found our own private hot spring why does it smell like not right oh, that's the sulper buddy, it's natural yeah and it's really good for you too actually the minerals that are in this mod here they draw toxins out of your body ah, this little shitty but i think that's part of it yeah, that's okay that is the stuff what is that honey on your ear what's on your ear box in here it's found in dark everybody had a pretty cold spring。 大家好,我是九牧。今天我们要说的是漂亮国七年前的爆笑喜剧电影假期历险记。强哥是一家航空公司的王牌飞行员,因为搭档是退休反聘回来的老司, 所以偶尔出个意外也是在所难免的事情。 do you think i can be a pilot when you glow up i'll see why not you just have to study hard and listen to your parents a little bit of rough air right, yeah, yeah, okay, you folks enjoy the fight let me give you a hand and can you please say the fuck away from us。 强哥向寡姐伸出了咸猪手,致使他名声扫地,同事们都耻于与他为伍,甚至敬而远之。这天小黑兄弟来看他,顺便吹嘘自己的巴黎之行,强嫂听后羡慕不已。 婚后强哥带她度假都是去湖边的林中小屋,而且是十五年没有改变,强嫂早已厌倦。为了博得强嫂一笑,强哥准备自驾几千公里外的哇里乐园,为这强哥专门买了辆顶配的智能 汽车,配备了四个后视镜,六个烟灰缸。 six ash trace six wow, hope you guys like smoking。 不光如此,汽车只需一个小小的遥控器就可以控制。 is that is that a swasted on there yeah, we won't use that! 不久,一家人就出发了。半路上,他们还去强嫂毕业的大学观赏了一番。强哥也意外的发现,强嫂曾经的绰号是女施主。强嫂赶紧解释,自己虽说烟酒不离手,但绝对是守身如玉。为了让那些妹子知道学姐的厉害, 抢走关下一大杯扎啤后参加竞赛,不料年老色衰,立马口若悬河,最终机关算尽,败下阵来。半路上,小儿子口无遮拦,成功激怒了卡车司机。 就在上帝准备带走一家人时,强嫂发现了求生之道。 maybe if i press this rabbit title like give it a booster some yes, try it why would there be a button for that what is it a rabbit rocket rocket yes, try that! 紧要关头,强哥秋名山车神附体,想要来个神龙甩尾, know how to do that that if vindy's looking to it, so can i hang on。 强哥这招乾坤大漂移属实真不赖,连卡车司机都吓傻了。 为了庆祝重获新生,一家人决定去放松一下。在路人的指引下,他们来到一处天然温泉,儿子却说,这里的气味就像他早上拉的便便。可强嫂却说,小孩子懂什么,这就是矿物质的味道。为了珍惜这难 得的机会,强嫂将淤泥涂满全身,但过了一会,他们就察觉到异样,他们竟发现了各种垃圾,此时才发现这里哪里是什么温泉,而是纯天然的化粪池。更悲催的是,汽车也被抢了个精光,强哥只好带着妻儿寄宿在妹妹家里。妹夫巴顿是个有钱人,还有一个一鸣惊人的乡村农场。 阿顿的专长是养牛,爱好是给牛炖牛肉。晚上,强哥发现妹夫的另一专长,他居然拥有一把雷公之锤。如果你想知道是什么样子的,那就去看看原片吧。第二天,妹夫和强哥去放牛,强哥想给大家秀一下,没想到, no cow's not okay, ross you drove plumb from oh, no sebastian。 一天晚上,几人来到四个州的交汇处,等孩子们都睡着了,强哥向强嫂提出一个刺激的想法, we're right here the four corners monument。 但二人出师不利。当然,起爱情的小火花,就遇见四个周的条子联合扫黄,其他临时夫妻都及时撤离,就剩下如胶似漆的强哥和强嫂。 四名条子为争夺业绩而大打出手。就在条子们争得热火朝天之时,强哥夫妇趁乱逃走。 are we gonna, i don't want my mouth not do that okay, i'll take that all indeed, that's not everyone get down everyone down on the ground get down you get down on the ground get down to you get down too get on the ground。 天,一家人来到混合谷准备漂流,导游风趣幽默,让他们觉得一定是一次愉快的旅行。不料导游接到未婚妻打来的分手电话。 导游的职业素养很快就调整好了心态,并告诉他们,他们的船是最快的,请大家尽情体验吧。不过,当强哥二人在他面前秀恩爱时,彻底让导游失去理智。他将船划向瀑布,准备淹死几人。 紧要关头,强哥带家人跳入水中,导游却刹车不及冲下悬崖,坏事也成双。半路汽车没油了,这里人机罕至,电话也打不通。好在强哥买的是智能汽车,他拿出万能遥控器尝试脱困。 well, we never tried the top hat oh jeez well now we know what the top hat does not gonna do this wash all that's left is the muffin it's sun oh must be the extra gas tank right the muffin that's the rescue what did it go oh my god oh this is my soul。 毒掉了我为什么要送 how i'll hit them off and again? 就在一家人无计可施支持卡车司机出现了,强哥以为他要杀人灭口,但对方掏出的是一枚钻戒,原来这是强嫂落在卡车上的他只想物归原主。在司机兄弟的帮助下,强哥一家来到父母家里,父母做着家庭旅馆生意,赚的是盆满钵满。 oh, we love it are you kidding it's a great fit for us we love visitors we love having people around to care for we were people people hey guys mind if we join you we're occupied right now beat it。 强哥想结束这段囧途,去小木屋疗伤,但父亲教育他,人生就像大海,只有意志坚定的人才能拥有绿洲,并将自己新买的汽车送给了他们。强哥一家人终于顺利的到达乐园, 从早上排到下午,终于坐上心心念念的过山车,就在等车之时却被人拦住了。原来机长用 vip 中 p 卡加了塞,不幸的是这是今天最后一趟,他们只能明天再排。老张心脏让强哥怒不可恕,马上和机长开始 pk, wait james no, you're not gonna fight i'm like i stand here like a little bit what? 看着如此白热化的战斗,边上布满了吃瓜群众,终于强哥一家依靠团结一致大败机长坐上了过山车,这场不幸的旅途终于没有白费。 is this supposed to stay upside down like this i don't think so that are we stuck looks that way pal my eyes they're starting to bulge i'm sure they'll have us down any minute。 为了不让强嫂失望,强哥又利用工作便利白嫖了两张去往巴黎的机票。虽说是厕所边上的位置,但强嫂依然觉得很幸福。在他心里,强哥对家庭一直都是无微不至的奉献着,一家人只要开开心心的在一起,明年他还是会去小木屋。好了,感谢大家的收看,我是九木,关注我 不迷路,九牧带你飙高速,谢谢! so how long is the flight twelve hours perfect!