我是不会笑的是什么梗

到底是怎么回事才让小黑干掉了卧龙？一个黑帮藏身之地？卧龙告诉各位大哥，昨晚小黑的发小被敌方帮派干掉。下面祭奠会议由小黑发言。 卧龙差点笑出声，他表示在座的各位一定要严肃，不要看到小黑在哆嗦就觉得很好玩，谁敢笑出来，我一会请他吃花生米，大家都很严肃。随后卧龙让小黑继续发言。 back in the day， we used to pretend the thoughtful cushions for the fort and we used to pretend that the floor with more lopper okay！ you know what？ 卧龙又差点没忍住，他只能假装骂起了在座的各位大哥。 i'll cost this man his crap because he and twins was kids together okay， yummy's best friends for having this shit go ahead carvel we used to play care baby twig and i would spend a good part of an afternoon trying to figure out with care bear we fight oh oh oh oh， i wish one of your mom buckets， we're just star laughing cause y'all know you think this shit is funny car bell over here blubbering and talking about care bears but you know what but you do some manly tears okay， tell some manly ass tears right there that you looking at go ahead carbell， i'm so sorry man that was weird i sneeze i just did right there god damn it can the brother get some fucking clarity and up in here i always thought thought of myself and more of a function okay， okay， all you need is need to respect that right there okay， yo listen to fuck i'm sorry man， you a fun shine man， i'm sorry that that is somebody shit all right， let's go fell from crack。

笑不活了，诚意的笑料根本看不完，怎么会有人开直播视频自己可见啊。一个人对着手机自言自语半小时，是路人看到都会笑的程度，觉得别人的手机壳扔了怪可惜的，就算型号不对也拿过来用。 被问到怎么看待粉丝称他为老干部，他的回应是，手机不会用。那我肯定是得拿手机打电话去看新人去看新人采访回应，二 g 网速，我真的不是二 g， 叭叭叭。顺便解释一下，我现在用四 g， 很喜欢这歌的状态，给我一种死缠烂打就能追到的感觉。