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接受难度三哼, 蛇人想要成为神,就像他们爪牙之中的那头野兽。 但征服这与孤独之间看过吗?没有平等可言。摄人法师将囚犯困在了依据他们。好像是的,好像没看过具体里放到了一个无人问津的地方。 多年以后,旧神的怒火逐渐转换为一种不同的癫狂。克苏鲁是吧,就是要认为自己的猎物而自豪。语气高高昂扬着。被神技蒙住双眼的 他们根本没有发现逾期间划过了什么。 他妈的每个飞机都只有一分钟,我都这你妈太你妈呢,你放一你也也不弹呀,放一句也就一个多小时两个小时脑子进水 他这个呀 啊啊。 what's an industrious mind you bother me where are your manager? 可以,对不起, 让你重复打他妈的好几遍是真的弱智。 what lies beyond those gay skis what ruth is efficiency you can do it then。 遵义战神 社会为主。在哪里? 走, 进入传送两个难度 难度三个难度四。哎对啊对啊对啊。 他妈我不开镜的时候突然真的好低,又迷信内蒙了。我真错过了。傻逼学校先不修算了再说,虽然只是我们描述的错误。 一个搞掉了。 did the call a mood do that again nice。 这么晚怎么上去怎么办,饿都不能行。好久没打了。 inspiringly done lock, the valves and fill this atrium with water。 然后还打不过, 应该不太应该不太可能,毕竟我只有 the water is rising now the water is rising。 我不开技能比较菜,但是开技能还是跟你差不多。我得两个技能都开才行。法术家技能都开击杀锤头。哈哈哈, 打到这就是团结。才五分钟。 defeat the coiled or deep in them, i guess that's definitely more。 这房间怪他妈少啊。我靠,太多了。 oh, my god。 没心怪,谢谢。除了 boss 应该都没心怪 啊啊。 我开枪还不如我三个笼子上来搞。 开什么枪 哦,掉了张精装,啥玩意?命运之 见光 to me you just lose weight to be dropped。 但是不是馄饨很难受。垃圾 暴击,智商没法开,一下子就暴击。 我真他妈隐身来呀,单 one 打死折了一千 啊,毒死了。开。 now rest for the wicked。 这房间好费劲啊。妈的早饭比较懒。 jump off the water that sound makes me want to run to the little sources as moat, oh, and it'll kill you one point。 坐姿观察, 这好像是关那个吧啊排住。 the imprisoned one is the one it's called。 完了我,我卡 bug 了, 我卡怪身上了。 fuck you! 我吐你 好了,拔刮痧就可以了,但是很恶心,打不到。 进入传送门讲究一个筷子。 好了,不 吊针了,垃圾游戏。吊针了 or beast is gone mad。 是啊,是不一样的呀,他四天也长得不一样呀。 what a waste? what a shape its body is a prison man, it must be defeated it's mad beyond the realm of imagining now and it's pain。 旋风不是旋风,是那个南段的时候就有的。 拿多少油这是,这是拿多少的招式? back in business。 这是男装的时候才有气氛。 for every time i see that watery world of imagination is caught your eye what a beautiful night they also be here i've ever seen that is armed at least。 哎,把东西卖一下。 嗯,命运之限光什么垃圾根据伤害回复生命词, 把东西卖了。 keep your distance make, and i'm not buying that shampoo again here's your ward i hope it helps her will hurt someone or whatever all that for award i'd like to have award with the manager early imaginings of the wheel, required blood and often cursed heroes for eternity, i'd cut you now to dust it, but i'm charmingly aloof not sadistic。 拍一下 蓝色的也能掉吗?这也太, 又是蓝色的。 能听到你这个出东西的声音,但我看不到东西。 问一下, 哎,继续了,难度死了。 it's too nippy in there bursts from cold second from all those terrifying tiny fish teeth。 边一个呀? i prefer worlds that i love stingy on fishing damn, but i like the thought。 即便有了魔镜,你还是会很容易就迷失自我。 宇宙总会找到方法来平衡天秤两端无论是成语还是其他东西。于是蛇人也变成了囚徒。是野心的囚徒,还是执念的囚徒?低劣品味的囚徒, 谁能知道?但有一点很明确,剥夺一个活物的自由,会让我们全部变成怪物,因为只有自由才能真正显露出你的本质。 嗯,然后呢,就录录着飞机 装,装神弄鬼 go and turn the lock。 破坏房间里全部的元素,直接开射。我烦也烦死怪呢?怪在哪?给我过来受死 啊!我死的发元素同胞,炸死我谢谢你! 我他妈满血直接被炸死了。我日。 it was an industrious mind your creativity flows。 讲究一个字,卑微。好卑微啊我, what lies beyond those gate skis。 啊啊啊, 可以进去了,包子游侠和刀剑术师,哎,是我用的哎哎,我刚出了个能用的, 进啊,走不进啊, 他就出了个那个馄饨的鸡在这。 you'll need something to rotate the color for its maybe。 忘了 不要碰我,我好怕不要碰我。 fuck you! 已经打完了, 太乖了。 he is firingly done hey。 有谁属实有点无聊。他怪能不能刷多一点。 they can't stop the flood。 馄饨之路也这个样子。他妈的打打真的,自己去找怪,还不是怪来找我泰迪。 ah blowing water, which reminds me, i may need to be restroomed right after this。 怎么全是破坏元素桶的呢? 在线。 the look on your face, the magic begin there's a magic begin。 他妈怪呢,地图上一个一个空间都没了,什么鬼啊, 快点,还有怪吗? 啊啊啊啊啊! just you and me against the world。 就要放心。 the water is too high stem the flow or you'll have to learn how to swim very quickly。 怪过不来的弱智 确实过不来。 join me, join me sister。 加入我, enters got company with the state, the line, kind of embarrassed itself, the welcome。 啥玩意?咋回事啊? 感觉听到了精装的声音。确实 又可以打 boss 了。干了一个快速, 我的蒙古伙伴死了。开 好像差不太多,长得有水。我靠,腿有点疼。 it's body as its prison now, or it must be defeated the only piece。 确实不太一样。 装备已结束 过程。 why would i walk into freeze tonight, we get groundy let's get groundy, no, that's fine we smile do i need。 只保留一点生命值,并将剩余生命值转化为百分之一百五十的护盾容量。 嗯,不大, 知道吧?这车是什么东西啊?哦,电视吧,我有啊,我有这钱,现有已经被我卖掉了, 他特殊是剑法,然后有一个 没了。
cookie games 荣誉出品 year walks software 制作 there is a world beyond the borderlands, a world forged by wonder and ruled by fate the battle between these powers has raged since the beginning evil and good villains and heroes a vicious cycle endlessly repeated wonder is the power of a cruel unpredictable god, but fate there's one alone who can wield fate one alone whose story is in their own hand the fate maker that's you heavy right fate maker big risk responsibility honestly i wouldn't even blame you if you just lay down into puddle and gave up, but if not if you try and prove yourself as faint maker then heed the warning i give all heroes together you fight together you shall fall 又是那个经典的无阻之地版的三炫二的感觉 oh yeah same, it's going real good over here blaine wise, we're coming for you dragon lord 天龙魔君啊! your party of heroes can't stop me already i wow you guys got here fast like you said where are the heroes i am valentine gallant adventurer the scary stabby one is fret what about that look that's the movie it's their first adventure oh come on their figure isn't even fully painted enough talk we're here to stop you from taking the soul energy fools i've already absorbed all of the soul energy i'm invincible oh man sorry newby we missed the soul energy cattle will burn babies will cry more than usual my skeleton armies will wash over the legs ha ha ha ha look in bad how do we win this we attack together i'm dedic especially you newbie they don't make heroes like they used to time to die but then just as the heroes goes home they hear a name yeah and also like you know like a sparkly rainbow cough which calls it is queen butts down the most beautiful and coffee just ruler and all the land。 弟弟中吗?你啊, hold on what game are we playing here we're playing bunkers and bitters as bibby and i tiny tina and the bunker master so what i say ghosts and i say there's a magical diamond buying a corn named buttsdallion who saved the day oh, i was kind of hoping we would save the day you will rally girl i just gotta set the steaks now let's table talk cute dragon lord but stallion you may be the most beautifulest perfectest ruler in all the land but this time i've won but but stallion was wielding the coolest sword in the whole world the sword of sword sword would you i just made those skeletons no i curse you valentine i curse you fret。 他说的是 of all i curse you newby。 我诅咒你不是最该死的是你。 i will return and finally read this world and with that the dragon board was defeated for now explosition complete yeah i might as well we're stranded here after that mountain totally jumped out at our ship yeah he crashed it i'm in i love bunkers and bad asses i've already got a level forty character no no no we are making all new characters this is the newbie's first game and i'm gonna make sure it's an adventure they'll never forget you ready newbie time for character sheets baby 创建角色 okay, 真挺好。玉龙勇士, 火焰和闪电闪 刀片,舒适灵魂之乐。 嗯,这个是那种 shawn tense。 放诺冰霜,山海嘉城,嗯, 包子夜宵 uh huh 包子有效宠物自制。 命运决定了周围出现一个浮空的半乌鸦伙伴。一部分生命值 恢复全部生命词一根医学效率。嗯? 这么多职业吗?这也太多了吧。私放法术或装填,可是并决定获得一层法术标志。呃, 可以装备两下发射玉龙勇士 刀剑舒适版 ok? 魔法滑动票认识吗? 你开着吧。那种身材是这是啊,一男一女,脸还一样就离谱。这就身高了, 性格有物质。 magnificent, haha, now, this is the look of a hero。 妈的,你这你你你这也太正正正确了。 now, that is a look, see me come at a loss for what what i'm vain get over it now give me to that team something has to change oh, yeah, i definitely made the right choice how's this that was a rhetorical question i know i'm amazing now that is a look, oh, yeah, i definitely made the right choice now that is a look oh, yeah, i definitely made the right choice good i think ah your animal you god's your good, oh, yeah, oh, i definitely made the right now that is a look how's this that was a rhetorical question i know i'm amazing。 对呀,我可我可不受西方正式正确印象。这是 elegant? 你管这叫 elegant? f 在哪里?搞鬼了? excuse me? 这倒是比较偏女性的脸了这是。 看看之后能不能再粘人吧。牛逼人类,这是人类的复苏。 绝不是的。跟那个牛逼有什么区别啊。你妈的 神树泥斧。这个也还行,这个就有点寒冷了。哎,这个好,形成灵体似的。这两个都挺不错的啊。这个算了,斯密麻斯 ok, 这两个里面选一个。 哦说嘎。原来如此, 这两个颜色都挺好看的。就这个吧就这个吧暂时神经啊。这是头发 薛鞭头实在是。这个这个这这这爽笔记是吧 啊这个脸跟这个猫耳朵完全不配而且这哪里像猫了。对不起啊完了,太有美心了, 一般人的审美有待提高。这应该是对面最好看的人。呼吸者辫子是吗。也不是不行,这是黑人的那个脏辫吗。这就不行了 啊。就是黑人的意思。我靠他的头发里面一共就十种吧可能有有有四五种黑人发型。这太狗了。确实挺够的, 不是雅梅洛要把它关掉。发色灰色神圣。灰跟灰色有什么我只是谢谢你。红色这红啊还行, 金色也还行。草莓丁跟他草莓金杠哎对吧。赫金也不错。 白色是吧。纯净色就是怎么说呢这就是等于说加了点黑色的摇篮就叫纯净色。呃,也没几种吧 好没听吗。耳朵对称,上尖耳 下垂。这下垂好看精明长按这个也还 花园 经常。 对啊这你管你管。这鼻子较小吗。你最小是不是什么意思啊。这个还好一点。 游戏游戏两分钟约了半小时。尽管这游戏的人不太好看但玩笑你 点这个就硬勾笔了。两面肉。我不喜欢硬勾笔。 hey 啊这就纯正的银钩笔了。铅笔 你他妈的这是什么鬼。鼻子光滑软就行了。这鼻子还不错 yeah。 嘴不还能不对称的吗。 这是薄的 宽弯曲 也还行。圆润圆润吧优雅 elegant 优雅也不错。优雅的嘟嘴。嘟嘴吧, 嘴巴靠住 就往下巴能调。我觉得下巴还是有点长。眉毛伶俐 天是哪里天气了有用了这个以后就很像男的老吧唱跳。这个就怎么说呢这个还电影是蛮好 叫啊。 那就扁平吧。 这个其实还行抗抗挑跟扁平。扁平吗睫毛哎加了睫毛就很那个就很好看。这个真的是对 温柔过啊。嘶我操我操你妈的呀没肉也没肉也没肉有点有点有点有点吓人真真的有点吓人。我操吓死我了操 这也太这哪里金鱼了。光滑 穿着不眠夜边境大丁风沙 青楼跟啊吓死我了。这两个里面选一个吧都不错 这个吧这个吧。 哦有点意思啊这个算了我很想要这个的 哇 man 我也不知道该说说是不是恐怖了这也挺吓人的这也挺吓人的。 是个玩具胶吧。眼睛颜色蓝色琥珀啊可以啊琥珀色灰色也可以。我靠可以虚空倾向式还有这个 那这个小的就好看那这个就好看那就用这个。 确实这样应该是这样的 这两个大小随便选一个 会突出一点下巴 就是正往的正常地方哎这个就这个就行角度是吗现在是正中间算是 这个可以调这也可以这就太小了这样两个选一个啊额头会有扁那就这样吧 面部装饰 疤痕。是啊我一本是不选疤痕的就算有疤痕也是一般是把那种什么痘痘啊之类的硅藻色里面我可能会选啊这个也挺好看 哎还挺好看啊。这鞋踏兔不是我踏兔看看不出来啊你妈的我能 啊你脑子有病啊啊在头上都没事 哦。英语之文是什么。还行哦这还算好看吧。哇这个好这个好张不紧不是这个就不大。 呃也还可以弄个这个吧沾不尽。 嗯我记不到。幽冥直播黄昏烈焰听朋友 funk 野花 funk 我烈娘疯了。干快前抓 you you。 用宇宙虚空的要不巨龙密藏哦这个好这个蛋有点意思哦哦哦巨龙密藏吧 稍微大一点点有反光 说实话加了眉毛以后其实不太容易看出来。 魅惑同胞这也还行这就不来王景婚了。 这个跟那个 魅惑童话和魔镜答案里面选一个魔性的 m 眼线颜色的选就是巨龙密藏有吗我靠为什么巨龙密藏的那就宇宙星空 啊。这个好如如祸水是吧哎森林天气也好看一个喜欢一个。呵呵这也好这也还好嘶定制孤狼也不错 还这个好那比起这个还是定制酷蓝哈。 are you mr boss 吗。憔悴没你。 那就那个什么定制哭了吧。可以的演绎。 oh oh 耶腮红耶腮红也有离谱。 这这这哪是腮红你管这叫腮红这是纹身还差不多兄弟这个离谱就这个和这个还稍微好啊第一个是没有的就这个好一点 柔情 我定制哭了不多废话纯色类型哦这就算了还是真的我是不喜欢 这样去他就他这个是只有半片吧大概是。我靠我靠你这眼神就有点。这个看来就人不太对劲。巨龙秘藏宇宙之光是吗 森林天气还挺好看皇家盾牌也爱你。 定制哭了呢也不用全哭了啊。哭了好无聊。 红的就很无趣。 因为一般自己捏也是捏红的所以这次就不用红的了。森林天际和华南盾牌的选择选个比较明显的吧。森林天际啊, 护驾装饰。 不是你这也太远了,我看不清啊兄弟。 我真看不起。有一说一我真的看不起。分呀,干不怕因为一斗嘴。 高等精灵时尚我都选了个精灵人了。那就高等精灵时尚也行吧。那已经很土了啊。就那个我知道是哪 组织编织 主色调,而且那个腰上有一个东西会闪, 就选个比较有意思的眼神是吧。麦达斯的 季度和神奇石是吗?那这就选色调比较丰富的,也就这两个了。麦达斯的季度跟那个神奇石选一个吧。 嫉妒吧。吃药也是。我靠,不是我,我第一个用神器使吧。 第一个用时机我靠,第二个用时机时眼睛太瞎了, 也挺瞎的我觉得。问题是我觉得都挺瞎的,怎么办怎么办呀。 有点瞎。算了算了不管了,反正不是身体部分,不用太关注角色背景,我选的是那个 亲民抚养。嗯, 不好,他这个是。 这怎么说呢,他只有十加了八点,我只减了三点。 他这个骄傲解释,除非就是你的那个。 这就是你选的这个角色背景在游戏里会有那个相关的体现,不然那我肯定选 这这。这是拍法术的做法术没人买汤买菜,只有给两个了。 你哭了吗。可以用的 刀剑,舒适,智慧 压实暴击 剩下的三点加水词汇吗? 这个属于智慧。全他妈的暴击跟暴击几率对不对。录玩家名气 哎。编辑完加密成开启键盘啊。可以定。 这名字我已经记得无数遍了。反正每次都一样,只要你给我足够的长度,不管是男是女我都取这个名。好吧,那也挺麻烦的。我觉得 村头摆这个这个动态应该没关系吧? 但是害怕这种时候就没攻略,一般我会想开下攻略再选。
good thing that caravans not ominous might be scared otherwise that fortune teller looks awfully demonic which is both unfortunate and telling if you ask me a guest you've traveled such a long way to be here a little closer won't hurt i didn't think it would hurt until you said that i can tell you're an expert world hopper far beyond brighter and now you're here land so what would you imagine a person like me to say ah your aura is radio stop not i won't lie but i see a great cloud hovering over you does the cloud rain money i'll pay good money to see that it's skepticism a cloud of skepticism you doubt my ability to read your fate as you should those who make fate aren't captive to its winds like the rest of ours now more than i have for you i know you i see a great partnership in your future if that's the fate you choose to make what kind of partnership, money, talks and fortunes tell。 我先把剧情看 limit to your fortune is your imagination or your bank maximum or your stomach for killing the dreams of lost souls but a bit fabulously all you need to do is a look into a mirror and say yes to what you see you've come this far of your own free will a little father won't hurt whisper。 前往命运之轮与之连接。 what a brilliant soul you have i love you no flattery works do it again and see though yours is enviable i was admiring the lost souls you collected place them as an offering in my wheel of fate and see what fortune is in stock i mean in this store。 有吃醋啊,都一样的。 the wheel reached into a dream and looted a body for you oh how sweet maybe i'll ask paladin like to appraise this just to see that was someone's dream and you're going to sell it i thought you were a warrior not a rider 啊,就完成了,又没小钻 啊。看到这个镜子 快速啊。没字幕吗?我开字幕了。 当我们望向未来。我懂了,这是那个跟那个一样。当时一样,就是我开的是英文语音,然后他这个两个是预录制的动画,然后用的就是我那个系统语言中文。 他们根本不碍于他黏糊糊浑身鳞片,更重要的是闻起来。嗯,像同类。于是他们出发寻找更棒的猎物。无意之间,他们发现了一头超乎自己 想象的。你是没有动画灯看吗? 啊?就这么短吗?一分钟不到。 for most these frigid mountains are home to mythic monsters beyond all imagining, but not 灵魂宝箱。 you've seen it all the threads of your fate are always stretching us what louise drawing fire in the symptoms of gods outwitting the ancients i wonder could you still be armed by the sight of a great。 对啊,是的,大小 hounded by gods。 你就打完了。没事, 我靠你家人召唤的。 then, it is as i predicted i see no surprises in your future but i do see long tail and friends do at least and great you can solve that puzzling contraption ahead the column the levels。 为什么 they require someone of imagination to reveal their secrets so best with the best。 打破封印,封印的,他妈的。 what's an industrious mind here? 不是已经找到了吗?难道没找到吗?你找到一个什么?这边没显示的,我以为找急了呢。找一下, 我也不想打游戏,如果有收集品那个攻略是几回事。那我特意去找就有点 麻烦, 跳不上去。那就说明不对了。 先把他妈的语音改成中文的改吧。好像好像不能。游戏里好像不能。改 啥。 他不给你掉,但是可以卖钱,而且还卖的挺贵的。 从这边从这 那样说还行啊,每个房间里的两个宝箱到这里才显示。那必须在那个灵魂房间带的那个地方才会显示。嗯 哎那不对啊那我在这里才显示的。那这里还有一个。那又没显示。那是因为你。你到那个区域了吗?卡住了,挺难受。 走啊, 掉针了。妈的 这样的吗就英文名了。 没找到找不到了。我感觉我整片地都走过了 啊。操那没事人 啊,我摸鱼就好了我好爽。 how about you what lies beyond those gates is what ruthless efficiency get to it then。 这是我贪的贪的能力啊。 所以我不是跟你说了吗,我这把看我跟你类似的,算是能召唤类的吧,但他是没有那个仇恨的,他只会去攻击,而且只能炸一下。这还不错。 你他妈那是因为你在打召唤吧哼。 可是你不打金枪打用什么打用技能吗。可是此枪。 那看来还是没找到那箱子呢。 啊又又显示了。找到两个人用保鲜草。 no one belongs in cage, no matter how goldens bars they're protecting。 又找到一个了,可以。 you need something to broke me i feel magical i feel magical。 摸摸枣香。 the call a mood do that again。 这怪怎么这么对啊我感觉比我打的怪脆一点。 sorry what have the time to be a warning show all right get fixed。 是不是因为蹭了我的?呵,可是热更新吗?我不懂。要么就是登录之后他其实是有热更新的,然后他其实没给你显示 这就显示那个加载那个吗?这登录中吗?那个状态? 我找到了第二个。 more compost for the heat。 找到了,附身双语。 这傻逼游戏,他妈点东西还还得一个点,好烦,礼包又不够, 这边东西又来了,姐, 可是至少还是剩下背包啊。把东西卖了之后 确实。 the prisoner deciates in the deep eyes, parched mouth dries it thirst for taste。 还可以,这把电开了。 shack would you just be on the reach of everything you want ah it needs water there are water bounce all around this oasis, turn this gust something to sell it oh 消杀案不错。 我好烦啊,看这个怪。主要是看不到。哦,这,这个手枪上 还不错。还不错。觉得吧,我能跟你讲话的吧。 我没见过。所以是,所以你 even gods 我没打啊。 i'm always down the wind of you。 我不在你边上吗?我怎么知道了啊, 有什么东西没有? 确实没,我没倒过。我有我有我有。那个我有,就是吊过盾,然后血块没一手,但是没死过。 会不会不会是因为我这把第一次开了隐身。我还没开过隐身,刚刚开了第一次。 这应该是我的隐身吧,不然我也想不到其他理由了。 come 还要走箱子吗?不走可以往前了, 给拿装备的。对啊, defeat the coiled or deep in the coil that's definitely more accurate。 水位升高,天窗火啊,是那种。哎,靠,毒怎么吃 上好的。他妈的 真好急啊, 我这把枪的声音好低,习惯了。我那把自动步枪就那把会出那个。哇,这个舒服,就是他妈过的太快了,没其他的。没有, 这下过的是真的快。捡东西好烦啊。我看一下捡 就就他整个就坐着,不太想让你点东西的感觉,我也不知道为什么。 他妈就不能做个一件一件死曲吗。我日你妈,我得一件件捡装备,而且弹药还会,我爱我捡装备。我操你妈铁脑残。第一条就是 无主义。我打完两三年了,确实没什么印象哦,没打完三没买三是没买。对,确实没买。 那些看不上去吗? fuck, 明明做的像是跳下去的样子。 screw them too。 他这个设计不是他这个设计有点过时了呀。问题是 我说他在这个方面是过时的, 他完全可以做的更好呀。这不是他当时初一代的时候,我他妈怪他,我都好烦啊。我日你妈 啊,最傻逼就是那个什么那个馄饨植物啊,还有那种电视任务,然后他妈的怪也看不到,我操,还得自己主动找怪,不然都来不及, 太他妈离谱了。 shut off the water that sound makes me want to run to the little sorcerer as his mode oh, and it'll kill you。 放手啊放 铁皮蛇 哈哈哈哈啊啊 都没怎么掉装备。我好像装这个。能直接走吗?能走吗?有点吓人,我都不太敢走 啊。背包买了你们我他妈还是这游戏,你们还是不要捡捡 捡白的。我确实能捡到白的。把白的扔一下好白, 这弱智游戏。二零二二年了还没有一个一键出售装备的。对啊,你是用的你是用的?我知道你用的是电鼠呀,你电鼠是什么按键 就不要,你自己打开看一下不就好了。妈的忘了开 我他妈以后就直接拦那根紫的吧,稍微卖点钱。 我麻了,扔的好累。你知道他主机版的标记用的是什么电吗?他妈的左摇杆点击。 你他妈正常的想做这种操作,左摇杆单机去他妈点个四五十虾,你妈脑子进水了吧。我操 我他妈,我要不是真要我把主要的单机放到他妈被电上了,我真他妈谢谢他,我真是啊,这,这可能想得出来 啊,你他妈日本人是吧。啊,你他妈是欧美厂不是日本厂。日妈兔子什么弱弱智按键逻辑啊。 我他妈真的 那么漂亮在我前面哦, 我直接开软 怪不想打了,直接把柱子给排列了嘛,烦死了。哎,柱子这么硬的嘛,为什么还没排列。 打一枪转一下 啊。那我吐了。行吧,绿装绿装白装。不捡了,捡你妈累死。盒子不够了。 我反,我感觉我一轮带了下来只能转一下。 那没事反,反正我开枪还会出那个龙帮我打,所以就还好 就可以了。就打完了啊,这么快的吗。 不用找箱子,除非他结算的时候箱子库上的奖励这是另一个,不然他这个三三点找箱子,他妈的打个怪比找箱子快。 就就就是哦,终于突破死了。 完了,他妈这玩意看火。我日,你这是全看 and it's torment in this world。 这玩意是矿泉眼树吗?你的枪是什么枪 啊?我不是很理解我,我他妈的我打不出来, 打的是你的手是怎么打还呵呵,那没事的,我的是火,估计他估计他那个我,反正我打过去一串抵抗我人麻了。 我开了我开了隐身暴击,感觉打不动他人就麻了。 now there's a face, i'm always happy to see and don't mind the mirrors near me i was talking to you。 那是啥? 确实不是。 a ring for you just don't put it in your ears it's very unpleasant i could probably put someone's eye out with this thing keep it away from me then i need my vision clear thank you。 哦,这玩意只会囤蓝蓝色和紫色以上的是吧。 可是 白的东西我这也没有啊。对啊,但是我之后也打出过白的啊。也没有啊,白的绿的也没有,应该是嘴唇。 那不可能,我我就只露点了气垫。不可能啊,我后来地上的点了一堆白的绿的都没点。 所以是可以继续开这个吗?我不是很理解。 it's too nippy in there first from cold a second from all those terrifying。 男赌一血之海。那再开一把了。 and then monsters live in warm coastal getaways will that be so hot。 难度啊,也没法卷啊。 it's too nippy in there。 这只有难度一啊。 a second from all those terrifying tiny fish teeth。 那说明他是有钢铁的喽。 prefer worlds that are less damn but i love the thought that's a paradise for snoring。 他任务也换了呀。他现在任务是那个打什么元素桶啊,什么? 你踏入的镜子和其他都不一样,他的玻璃不会反射你的外貌,而是样子都坏了。哎呀呀, 什么意思?那直接去打混沌之物就好了是吗?我不太理解。 but not for you you've seen it all the threads of your fate are always stretching across with rudens drawing fire in the same。 是不是打太快了? outwitting the ancients。 打太快就直接跳过了呀,他没有射,他就是没有射中间无敌的那个血量吗?我,我就像我打这个结局的天龙魔君一样,我其实差点直接把他打死他就无敌的走。但是他在无敌之前是可以打的呀。 我不太懂,再打一遍吗?你,你打字的时候难度一吗? 不太理解。遇见了绿装忘记了。算了算了啊,等会好烦啊,妈的。 what an industrious mind you have 打破封印。 what a creativity? hello 他地上有几个 doc 来着? what lies beyond those gates is a god who wants to kill me? 啊?累了直接开隐身了,他娘的打工了。 now go why couldn't i have the friend of the success it's rose blot i'm instead。 不是很理解, 继续了。 these coil would imprison anyone who stands against them no one belongs in cage no matter how gold in its bars they're protecting the key to the inner sanctum dream up away past them would you hey。 你妈要死了,我吐了。 the column moved do that again。 怎么了? 什么虾 try shooting it 什么虾 for most of your problems。 一个星期给一个心态就是送,每周饿死了。呃,不是说你一个星期给一个心态是为了什么? 难道会掉不一样的东西吗?你说你他妈四个信条起源三个埃及神一人不一样,装备给的也不一样。那你这个是给为什么? 这是脑子进水了吧。 感觉你好摸鱼啊。我日你这个,你这个召唤物打一下多少血 啊,好像带了什么低下有什么差别。 一刀 羡慕 我不太好算我这个大概可能 一秒一秒五六天吧。不开机能的话啊。 could you imagine a lie and shackled just be on the reach of everything you want ah it needs water there are water valves all around this oasis turn them keep this guard to something to sound。 我我反正现在情况就很神奇,我大大部分情况下我开枪上岸跟我三条龙出来上岸一个样。 blowing water i made it a quick restroom a little drink for a god in need。 越多。可是啊,哎,你就是服务服务至死呀。那问题是我不是呀 yeah。 对啊那你 我掉盾了。感觉是被你打的。我不知道了,我刚才没开过枪。 冰沙冰属性杀害冰属性杀害好像只有水面上才会出现冰糖就是在嘴上砸的时候,不然我自己也吃冰属性了 的话就哪里都可以。呵呵,如何黑魔法都是哪里都可以。 next time let's take it easy okay thank you。 性感猛男在线摸鱼。 不用不用,你自己倒怪就很舒服。我还要我还要自己找怪。找怪就很烦人。 感觉要学感觉丰富自己要学。 屁股不错。 单眼光笑特别多。是吗。 哎呦不抱好难受啊。不抱的话就是一枪一枪啊, 力量点满了。以前也点满了。那问题是你挑剔的暴击率本 就不高啊。他那个加百分之多少不是直接加的,是成算的呀。我创业暴击好像就十五道吧。 啊就突然莫名其妙一看就越秒了。就怪我就很很很很纳闷。有时候就秒不到有时候就能秒 or maybe if we got a big straw and ate way too many salted nuts okay no the belts are easier。 排水孔在哪里整? 没有。对对对,车任务是打元素炸走。不是看箱子 装备吗?你没带装备吗? 这个不,这里本来就不掉啊。我没啊,这样的吗?我,我每次都是我打的我就不知道了,把你拍的住不起,玩累了, 我这队友也做的不行啊。问题是 这游戏 我对胖子游戏并不宽容,我对他的要求品质要求是跟一大三一模一样的。 那你,那我对命运二就没什么要求啊。命运二本身就到了。那个视频 知道我们过去。哎, 打游戏 还是分几分?依旧抵抗,跟我打不动,我乐了。 他妈直接被你秒了,我人麻了。 it must be defeated release its soul from this world。 我打死了也打不动你,直接秒了。 i got your back on this one yes you may die, but that has a sacrifice i mean to make。 确实不是不爱去美颜。 i'm much more familiar with my mortality than i'd like to be right now。 要 why would i walk into freezing i can play manny yeah that would do it that would do it。 打过了,看 妈的红字效果,不知道好 历史的红在网上舔。是的吧, 主动技能一旦就绪 介绍好像我记得是除了武器啊,都显示吧。 i knew you'd get a new amulet i didn't say it, but i knew if i covered myself an amulet would i be invisible。 现在我是现在我是在底下呀。底下两个人 are often the most powerful imaginable 武器吗?猪武器, 因为确实挺菜的。这游戏你不是说对品质不在意吗?其实就是因为这游戏 你都没抓住。 hand forged hunks i hate let me let you old let me let you old rope mine now。 就是已经接近毕业了吧。 那我反正是天,随便透露一套我的戒指都不对。我的那个 项链也不对。项链有有金吗? first from coal, the second from all those terrifying tiny fish tea。 所以这玩意平时是要去打混沌之物吗?我不太灵。 去下黄的肉看看。 帮你帮你拍个地图。然后 我不是很理解。那你妈的为什么要分开来呢啊混蛋中怎么开我日你妈 enter。 if you dare。 对话嘛 but seriously you should dare。 我看到咱了。哪里啊?你不说低难度吗。 i will get coming to mile away。 我我不知道我没看。 我知道,但是可以不打吧。 结束啦,我日啊, 当然是男, 注意吧,中等录像吧。刀御战改为精英,这个改为精英。妈呀 盖楼 哎,打这个我就很正常,打这个我就感觉我三比零的那个召唤物高了。我不是很理解刚打那个恶棍的话 啊,就完成了啊,直线目标 完成了,好快哦。进行目标就很快 这玩意。其实这个模式其实是有点卢迪拉克,但是他妈的他把就是。怎么说呢,各种什么隐身能力的东西,风扇开来放就很弱智 不知道 好他妈这么这么沉的吗。我操我操我操我操我隐身了,我摸鱼了, 我他妈的直接打一下人就没了呀我操,差点人就没了。结束了,好快。 let's see how you handle it。 困难。 咋了?打不过 why? 冰吧? 黑暗是吧 黑暗是吧, 我日你妈怪,刚刷出来我人就差点没了,我吐了。 暴击,杀害,装停和冲刺近在伤害没有用。爬 ah 啊,我是被炸好断了。炸好直接把我炖加血炸了我三天多。我真不冷 是吧。 why? 我完了。操你妈,我离婚了。 我日你妈打到大桶了。我吐了。确实 选择了争议。记得加奥全记得加奥们。 请杀害风行者。我没有我没有。听人家叫风行者的呀。 加四点等级吧。 不是我主动技能我主动技能叫我主动技能。我主动技能暗影什么什么的。肯定不是 啊。野花缭乱就结束了。冰怪好快啊。 对,普通话。普通话很慢的,他妈跳不过来。我人傻了。请求你的优轨。 哎,有毒吧我完了抗火我操你妈换枪 完了打不动我人麻了我我全是家的火,伤害完全打不动完了,完全完全麻了我我其他枪根本没伤害好吧。好累好累真的好累。 我我有两把火枪枪,其他枪就抱着玩的,就是给加个信的而已,并不准备打伤害好累啊,好像又打不动我肚子好累。 哎。你这我操他妈自爆。突然明白了我连我这法术都是火的我吐了我法术都不用了。 牛批牛批, 真恶心,完全打不出伤害来。如果你是走一个元素路线的话, 你不选这边你也看不出什么效果啊。 这样的吗?可是这也都有个点那个中等啊。这中等就好了呀。这应该不会太难吧。额外的危险 是波士站了吧。 啊?这么祖先的 怎么了?他看我黑暗了吗 他看到黑暗了吗? 你啊,你是换了个那个是吧。所以他看到黑暗了对吧。不假卸的 他不是互动,还有一些是可以共享十条的。 没有,我达到两有两件了。福特都是那个等吉林的福特系列。哇是这样吗?我不太懂 啊。总算看到一件金色的了。 确实确实有金色的 闪电在压着冰箱和伞还没有用。 怎么又上又是一堂课。我靠我被我被我被针对了。怎么吐了。 刀剑术是有人枪卸妆前速度撞地平。 近代他还是什么设计 加东西很烦。 对啊,那这个可以自己选的话是稍微好一点。 库顿全满 huh。 soon you'll serve me you'll all serve。 你要卡也就只能卡个那个几个戒指啊,还有盾啊。 十点睡觉了啊菜子。 周六加班 has 调休了?反正我都调休了。操。妈的 你在哪啊我都忘了啊。河北有一体吗。啊啊,作为作为一个浙江人我只知道看海一体很严。 笑死你来了一个是吧来了一个是吧。哈哈哈。杭州也是啊。杭州有一个上海不两个上海母女也爆炸了。 我靠,这有点离谱啊,四六二五乘以一。我靠一枪一枪一枪一枪三万 啊,这么离谱吗?我看一下看一下。这是把狙子弹,子弹肯定不带够啊哈啰嗦了呀啊我靠,他开枪只只消耗两发子弹啊,牛逼太牛逼了。 狙击明显实在不够。好吧, 这枪还可以。好的,那就用这把这把有点那这把有点有点。 有什么三千多面板伤害吗?我这个你不你也不能光看他那个伤害面板,你还有色素跟那个 啦啦 那什么完全没出过 可还行。 我不知道 啊,那不是我们也会做这个动作吗?不是很理解,是这个动作 我不知道, 我觉得都差不太多吧, 我在我们国内特殊情况下也可以用这个动作。 十点就睡,你上班到几点上班? 秋季哈。 all right all right stay close who's that。 那他妈是你的问题啊操。那是你的,那是你的问题啊,操, 哼,菜。
开始落实线窝坡已经身部由己的,与他的蓝图分离的。 hope you were planning to crosses here tributary hero i was gonna fix this magical bridge but some nada wells have printed out my magical building recipes and run off to their dismal cave get them back for me will you 前往洞穴。这洞穴还挺远,先去把一路的直线接回去吧。厉害了,直线。 hey, dance fam i need supposed 帮我做宣传。 i'm velvet dance the world's cut 扎马特条 that means i'm professionally hot my fans should get the chance to look at me so i need you to carve my likeness into some rocks i love the angle on this one。 还这种大地图上的。呃,那没事,这个暂时做不了。这个在那里。哎,好像都在那里。行, 先往前走。 这是哪?哦,一样的,这是我来的方向。 help me advance science i am in the scientific race of a lifetime my brothers think they can perfect alchemy before me ha, my aggressive experiment schedule has broken my cauldron go and mine led from the mountains so that i can defeat my brothers defeat my brothers。 哼,我吹 great pose! the dance fam is gonna love this dance fan。 我靠,这种怎么又在那里 啊。这个任务就是首先要做的,开打。哎,完了,我好像 this is for sure as he's wear the craft in his blue twinsland。 开烤这么多人吗? shit, 小教徒还有个小。 what nothing like a job well done! 哎,这个雷就有点离谱啊。那这也太准了。 哈喽 哦啊,没有用,我以为是什么好东西登上去了。找他去 免疫什么鬼?你他妈 你他妈你他妈你他妈没完了是吧。 子绝人绝绝死,辛苦了。 捡不到好烦。等一下往前 干掉下一位。 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 排到毒了你搁这搁这干嘛。 哈哈。边打架边捡东西,来了再走。 在哪?我靠,就光看到小弟子上有东西,不知道人在哪。对, 扔开卷卷就完事。中国人嘛,卷就完事。哎。谁打的我拿你手的。 哎,毒死了。笑死。 学校提示的强盗冠军。大家离蓝图越来越近, 先把次数的东西捡一点。好烦啊,这个游戏都不会在地图上标注战利品的,一个个确认才可以 没东西了。 ok 下去。这个是弹药,不用管他呀。绿的吗?难受。确实难受。 defeat the battle is to rave above brits。 哎,准备 敌人在哪。我操,光知道有人在打我,不知道人在哪就很难受。扔过去没头啊。 how did that 我去, 这么远的不知道吗?有点离谱。 表示爽啊。 oh, yeah。 这个小道士给我,我给你弄过去。 whoo。 成功了,射的很爽, 谢谢。满地跑花堆积倒退色乌丁有贼。潘家全在这里,东西全掉出来自己看到没有。没有就可以了,管他 哦蓝图。 hey, the girlfriends are yours? the girlfriend is yours nice。 之前我可能得先回一趟那个那个那个闪提神。先把没用的物品标一下。 没事啊,有些东西已经飙过了,没回去卖。 说实话格子还是不太够用。直接这里嘛。快速回城快速回山体城。 right off。 我靠,这个回程是要掉钱的吗。啊,那肯定不够了,我记得我那个升级要两万七。 那没事还得再去存一下武器,然后就可以走了。应该是 f 级。 曾经话说什么时候才能解锁第二个第三个来问 我。我对无主之地的印象是,我之前打完了无主之地一的所有内容,但是这已经我一共打了有十几次吧, 但是通关的是也已经有两三年了吧这是?我不知道那头呢? hello, my prince, i can't thank you enough hero, i love these blueprints with all my heart and i do mean romantically no room for interpretation, i'm in a polycule with my blueprints。 我教你 now to repair this year magical bridge, my loves。 噔噔 呵,有点离谱。 one magical rainbow bridge from my family to yours have a nice day don't freeze to death。 哦,升级了,完成这些任务,现在可以点新的了。 暗影步伐灵巧舒适。 把这个暴击伤害点满就完事了。正义之师吗?这是帝京吧?还是什么歌舞林?帝京 谁会不喜欢革命的机会?早上可以,任何时间都可以。 the revolution is not join the goblins tired of close depression to help us fight the power and regain our freedom jtf? oh, jtf? what the hell i thought we had great to do like a chance seed ping, but no words screw it head there now, if you would ease their suffering。 前往多拿三。这是个什么鬼名? existed 这个桥头。我靠,那我还得啊,可以换任务?那还可以。 in my images。 贵金属没事,这个就那个嘛,去采嘛就先不管。 you know it coming from that dungeon, that's a shrine piece。 这是哪?我是谁?好累啊。 getting a real contains a shrooming piece vibe from that dungeon already under。 省电碎片是等会再来发信息 中枪打好吧,这个去死 哦,卡住了。嗯哼,过不去。这是个什么鬼构造 是那个地方进去,从那边出来是吗?算了算了,先把之前做完了,落脑。神啊。我靠,这这是张地图吗? monster, i do hope they don't start the revolution without me。 怎么又改成我的图啊,你有毒吧你。 我靠我靠我靠我靠!我麻了,这头有点是。是否有点大的离谱了。兄弟 看看有没有什么收集品攻略。 holy crap。 这个有点吓人。兄弟, ok? 前面几乎没有,先往前走吧。 捉拿山的呢?什么鬼名字,看能不能捡到点子弹。哎, 娶不到是不是。 oh, i can't do this anymore everyday is the same wake work sleep wake work sleep there has to be another way the goblins have to rise up it's the only way we'll free ourselves from the tyranny of balkanar you're walking off is that things a real dragon that i'm a fucked or finged skyractor skyractor 没东西啊, 对的就往前走。 the goblins deserve to be free。 交谈 we heard of governments fired up horses of russian freedom, fighters one at all though i am glad you showed up because i'm pretty sure i could find my way out of a wet paper bag this is the pancake i'm in oh, there'll be coin in it for you, but first we must shatter the chains of oppression fight for glorious goblin freedom and rebuke the tyranny of dragon god volcanore。 扎根肉发根你就 say dragon god 说错。 don't worry i'm almost nearly mostly totally sure he's a fool oh god now come along it's time to free my goblin brothers and sisters。 跟谁惯? brave, you who clamored for freedom have been executed now by barknot, he is a fool master demanding tribute for my state of people once a week if he is displeased by the avering astonishment as harsh, we must put a stop to it once and for all and the way they are out, i might finally own my teeth here for noseling hold up, it's a bat of honor representing full membership in the gtf, the leadership doubted my abilities, but we all show them the entrance isn't far 啊!吓死我了,还挺厚。这些有点离谱了。 哇,这雪有点离谱啊! must go well, done! 原来这玩意飞行员在空中,还有一个在哪? what? 谢谢。毫无和谐。 有点麻烦啊有点麻烦。 watch? 嗯,卡住了哦。魔法指环,邪恶魔法, 进战,暴击,伤害,法术,暴击。 okay, it's okay。 先把这些东西给标记一下,到时候可以卖 亲爱的很上面先不管 他跑的速度跟我走的速度一样。 damn, it all the entrance has been 妈妈的, it's not working no good huh, you penetrable barrier well, i guess the goblins are screwed oh, well, we tried come on valentine, we can figure this out it's a puzzle of some kind bingo, dingo, freddily delicious, but we've already shot at it and hit it with heavy objects i mean that's all i've got do we detect and imagine and lo the mysteries the seemingly impenetrable barrier are revealed to you what you gonna do follow the leylands obviously stay here and keep an eye on the barrier, sure sure you are keeping up out will i do the thing oh, and don't worry about killing any goblins that are working for barkin are they're traitors to goblin, kind and deserve exactly what they get? 哼,四个活该! hmm can to be okay let's go you see before you a big fancy fancy magical machine do。 果然是个医生, 跳起来 看 高速,我操他妈的火箭! i got you better already! 死神活命! god damn you! 应该是滴血状态,被人打死才会开的状态。 我靠,这不比我那个毒打的快多了。 黑魔法餐 直接干的快。感觉一个字,快哦,离谱!离谱,半边巨模。 我操你妈, 直接开始隐身。我操你妈,我开隐身你怎么打着?哇,离谱了,这就在离谱! it's a safety a long time of embarrassing itself to welcome。 一会儿我就烤在捡东西。这里有个 直接可以用掉东西。 no! 有了! do you have any idea who i think i am。 麻烦有了就趁麻烦,自由发分,装起实惠就有。 okay! let's go! 这里可以上去吗?可以上去。这里 这。我怎么想都应该有点什么箱子之类的吧, 竟然没有。 whatever you just did the barrier is weakened do it again not too good jerk enough him, but i never seen goblin build something as complex as that thing well, that's just hurtful give it up too yes, they must be the work of foul troll oracles that serve foul barkin r with their foul magics and create their foul machines you knew for sorrows mate just saying。 哎,这样跳过去吧,跳完了。 let's go come to hide let's go before you stands yet another magical what touch him it's doozy let's take it to smash town smash town? no i know i heard it as soon as i said it i know it's up for some fun sorry gavin tries to be a warning shower。 确实你,你他妈能不能死啊。 衣服 确实离谱,这玩意是我六级打的拳,我现在十二级了,虽然还是比我那个十级还是。哈哈哈哈。 应该是是个雷吧。啊,原来是这玩意, 最近还有敌人吗? time for a spell。 在哪里啊?光看到枪。 turn up the tools and see how is the truck hack。 废纸的。 one you'll have to think better than that the barrier is down now's our tent get back here okay here we go this is early hovering time to earn my nose win。 竟然没箱子,想不通 子弹没补满,你把心往前。 let's do this wanna come fly to the bed yeah he's such a cute。 直接隐身, 不多废话,小恶魔给我踩。 now for the depth days of operations green dreams and has to match some gtf boat, while you're done out glad and nearby and have a taste out of the mountain go yellow once you've got the posters i needed a pincher into the mountain and put them a ball over the place the goblins should wally to our cause as long as their spirits haven't been broken by the taskmaster as for me i've got a little side operation i need to attend to i'll meet up with you later。 小小的直线行动。 so you say you want a revolution well, you know we all want to save the gobs what the hell was that i i don't know it just sort of popped into my head and do you have to say everything that popped into your head yes。 垃圾游戏,确实挺垃圾,这游戏 okay, i'm gonna see that 这个地方有一个 aktv 监工。 hey boy i'm here i have a。 扔个锤子再扔个锤子。 还有点离谱。像有点离谱。 don't mess with the best。 啊,有把喷子 哎,打完了 一个在头上。你把东西捡一下。这里这里这里这里。好了,有啊, 这里好。这个是这个不是这一天。 oh my god, someone cakes。 哎,房租就行, 秦王绕肚子。 这怎么录制呀,这样也看不清。 i'm shaming losing at the best, i wonder for the best place for bearing legals it's good, okay, let's go。 感觉我的箱子放满了 hook。 荆轲刺青王啊这这话可这话可说不得说不得说。 okay, this is tell the。 背后有一条龙,那我该怎么上去? 这感觉不够高吧不够高,这里。 哎,麻烦。 哈哈哈哈。 多喝点。那我猜的话,这个方向背后会有个箱子没锤到。 卑微开倒倒一下。卑微开倒了,很舒服 啊。吓死了,还有陷阱 就没有治疗药剂的吗? sorry, just let's go! oh, she's really cool, you're gonna win this news。 舒服了,确实地服,这箱确实地服。 噔噔进不去啊。为什么会有地图显示呢?什么鬼? you still have a pickle here。 三准了,三个锤子给我伸手两腿放球! all magic out on the fries。 你好啊,看到我 你好啊。 感觉再这么减下去我的黑包就要满了。刺客的分层皮夹, 感觉上面很小,看一下 刀剑舒适器好直接加四。什么鬼,这么厉害的吗?还行吧,换上。 i'll catch you down till you started at least that's the worst lazy dog or become kill。 啊。可是我快满了呀。我看看我还有多少格子。还有四个还有四个, 但我的已经快满了。好 q。 最好的话就是先回去一趟啊 啊,我还有另一个办法,我直接会想提成吗?到时候虽然要交一点钱,但是 到时候不用完全冲打 费劲。 finally that cool down to edges。 出售所有垃圾股。 no you know that。 反正全员都是 垃圾。它这个还有颜色? 废物游戏 tfbox 这么多年没点长进了吗? 八千七百八十八还比较正常。就是那个那个,那多少吨? 是这吗?是这,哼。嗯,好啊, 八万天,是我想太多了。哇塞,原来是这个失误哥,是的,两万 记错了。 come to go back! 哼。返回看看会不会直接在那个地方出现, 会的话就还好。那就以后。 where is fucking me? 我靠我我我操, 那我为什么不直接飞回那里路口,这也没上过多少路啊。真的吐了,而且我再重新跑车里百分百会刷过来。看着吧。 这有啥,我就想跑路,不想打架好吧。不穿坏的吗?不穿坏吗? you got me serious this is my competition。 谁打的我啊,能莫名其妙? 我靠,有点疼 啊,这个打的快, 我知道谁吧。 加特林是不是 是不是。 哎,费劲。 感觉也没快多少,还差点翻车。哎呦喂啊,这还没到这还没到, 往前走。 we're gone now will go, oh 八十 whoo that job is the damage of this。 我还有点无敌 有点问题有点问题。 oi, let me give you something what what is it。 生锈的福特搭配罐子 yeah! 我就不给你,你别把我嘴,别着急啊。弹药没有弹药好 q 啊。这里有个东西,英雄雕像姿势高贵。 那怎么办嘛,只能用了呀。 sure oh my god, oh weapon look, i have some gtf o twining, but i've never been in a real fight before, but you believe in something worth fighting for sometimes that's all it takes okay if you say so, but right now it's time to claim the caverns for the glorious resistance raise the gtfl flag。 啊哈,去姐夫啊! one for one and one for god fuck you know tomorrow and come together we will pay the door for the chains of oppression now, alright, let's stand 啊! 惯死对方。 ready for the next phase of our operation i did some recon earlier and spotted a bunch of political prisoners in the legs side millage we gotta free them we got freedom。 再看一下地图,还早的很。 那好像也差不多快了。我的右侧这里有个弹珠,然后我的这个前方有个好烦, 看着就让人头大。重点,这张图完全没有传送点你知道吗? 啊,我明白了,就是这个复活点才是那个出现的位置。 突然就搞明白了。 there, it is are you ready we need to squeeze the gtfo prisoners but be careful the troll jailers are tough as gob nails i'll join you in a second john champion yeah next time learn to pick an easier mark 不是发 这活 truck right just touch the ground that's a cute! 什么?找死是吧? 疯狂暴击!暴击!我是 save me save me no, i don't wanna save you boy hey you gotta murder me if i stay here any longer the worst isn't it natural beauty, sunshine pressure it makes me sick that needs subject goblins for such powerful conditions。 好,这么好的环境。 i wonder what the best place to bury my loop is。 像这里还不止一只这种玩意。我靠,这有点恶心。 i'm gonna see i'm gonna see。 这个房间有一个弹珠,然后再往前,这个房间可能有一个。 you're close to a marble break it open now, please okay。 在头上,在这里 ok, oh, sorry, elden's parents were legendary heroes wyvern tamers giants favorites of the queen he wants so much to be special like them like me, when i said he already was he's scoffed he wants so much to be extra when i'd be so happy with ordinary。 在这先,先把它用完。 i thought we were all gonna die out here hey, i'm gonna get somewhere dark and damn quick。 那是有一个道理。 我的发啊,这是金鱼还是鲨鱼的尾巴? hey, come on, baby! 我操,什么鸡巴玩意,这太吓人了。我操,推头杀! 我操什么?阴间碗,吓死我了!我靠,阴间碗突然中出一个类似精英怪的玩意。顶我,太吓人了,哼! 哦,原来是在啊,这个人走的,我明白了。 i know that i fucking know that render。 我操,我隐身你也能跟踪你妈!离谱! 升级完成,还有个点在哪里? 什么小碎片?这也太脆了。 somewhere out there, there's luke for the taking for ticking。 先把技能试一下,有一个没点过的就点这个 好的,然后是零九数据力量,先把力量叠满。 let go, let's go dtmo forever, you dead and the prisoners are finally safe back in their dank pits oh, how i miss my deck bit but there's still more than me done。 已完成直线了, 已经反压破。 我靠,满地都是肉啊!我的天呐,看得我眼花缭乱! 先把地图放大, yeah! 弹珠对面有个啊,那个还没去过,然后往后走,也有东西, 先把这边的拿起吧, 先去拿那个 我知道在哪。 什么没完了是吧? 下一个。 这打不完了,我操,越抓越多是吧? sorry, that was supposed to be a warning shop。 就打完了吧,没啥用。 i feel magical! i feel magical。 come on。 走,我操他妈有点吓人, 又来一个推动车啊, 什么弱智。 又来了一个,没完没了。来了再说我都不躲。好吧,看你死我死。 太尖了,变不见了,太尖了,这里上去。哎,没看到,尴尬。这就真心了。 and you feel luckier。 好烦哎,看一下 往那个方向走,这个地方也有一个 修完的话, 哼。 oh, they're still after me, i don't know if i lost them, but i can't run anymore i just need a sucking to catch my press if anybody finds this these might be the last words of jar i heard murmurs of revolution around the soup cauldron, and i heard a name gtfo goblins tired of lost impression, i've risked my life to join them, but that life wasn't worth living anyway, but now i finally have something fight for if i survive the night that is logging。 哦,左上又掉了一个进展,武器,短笔,衣服充能 恰三思。那其实就是狙击枪更好用一点。是这样吗? okay, 舒适舒适的。应该没有用, 现在先回去了一趟。我有点明白他这个机子,他根本就不是在一个传送门。就是当你死了 很狗,只是很狗。 哎,每次卖东西就很烦。然后这个傻逼游戏标个 垃圾物品也能有眼屎。 哦,有个词啊,现在终于开始卖籽的东西了,哼哼。 spell, yeah! 过来。只能说一句,过来 先不管,先往前走。这里。这个箱子不会又可以 开了吧?那也太无敌了,不能菜。 you must be lost let me show you the way out。 看到了, 完了,我拿走了,谢这么一碗。这么一弄给我搞的不认识路了啊。对的,确实没错,我没有搞错。 巴达尔的超市, 进哦, 一个是在这里,一个是在这边的,但是山头吧。 one of my marbles is near smash it and release my memories to make some coin eldon started a wart shrinking side hustle along slowly short he grew, one into a third head instead luckily the chatty thing responded well to an old fashioned demon punch to the face and topical ointments。 热膜之选作品 extraordinary teamwork i say。 还没看到。 i think that's quite enough about you again。 一堆干的不多飞耶啊,过不去了, 下面还有条没什么的河。 let's go! 好,怎么看都像是电的样子,稍微落一下不想打回来。 what's going up? 兄弟都开始卖子装了,你还给我钓御装就有点过分了吧兄弟 目前还没有提示, 就让别人看了,我晕吧。啊,我不会晕,我知道我刚刚那个转身绝对 最后一轮 吹到 这个宝箱东西不太好,有点拉的 蝎子下树。我都准备打怪了。 and you feel luckier 雪地狙杀 啊 啊,原来坐下会喷远程攻击啊, 你死了吗请问。 水果沙 in that cabin。 白总有本事面对我。 哎,在哪?我看不到,扔下去。 somewhere up here, there's luke for the taking。 没办法,我现在已经化成那个就是,怎么说呢, 呃,分辨率模式吧,但是没有开那个。天冷了,这个这个画面明天就好不少。但是这个数可能不大够啊,打不完了是吧,操你妈。 okay, finish your bucket list! 谢谢你不动,你不动我就打你了。 没完没了,鸡巴几百万个。 我看你打的还挺疼, 刚打过去。嗯?打 没完了是吧, 我看看还在往前走都没事。 oh, 走错路了,尴尬。 丢了,完全不想打好吧 啊,锤一下就变了,吓死了。就在左后方。 golden baby, gold baby 一副要出怪的声音。是不会啊,终于出新动了哦,这什么新动?看一下 最大生命值,子弹集中是吸收代表物种耗电时加时移速 ok? 可以,好像差很多呀, 也不好像就是菜。 要是有敌人我就直接拍隐身跑。完全没有打他球不动。没,没事,软,我直接开软了。 an ancient obelisk jets from the ground nearby touch, had not my sweet let's summon the terrifying creature of dread power this obelisk will summon a nasty little gigo goblin。 小猪帝君 coming。 其实我也是 look out 好鸡巴烦啊,逮住面对我。 hahaha, you can't be serious this is my competition hahaha money 哈哈哈哈, my smell is ready。 要换那种位置,我不会再被同一个刀子挡住了。三啊,就满血吧。满血了我只发。我是不是换了一种 打不完了?卧槽。 properly by a free reader spell book every time do not forget this, we'll bring that touch him up, sorry, i was trying to be a warning show。 那是有点没完没了。 i'm done hold on pretty to die。 啊啊, 还得是 what does them? 吊车 什么没完了,这把带走。 that one's mine don't touch that loop i am amazing i know the goblin falls his piggy little butt shall tear rise the countryside number。 给我干怕了。说句实话,我差点整不会了。 好了,可以捡东西啊,不对,还有个减速没减, ok? 哇,夸张啊,真是太夸张,感觉就是无尽的战斗,打不完的根本就太夸张了。 哼, 上哪去了?没东西了 并除了落下落实有什么用? 真的真的离谱,流氓照狂, 无限代卡容量武器加收。 嗯 啊,卑微。 可惜不是我用的,很难受。这我有了吗? 哎,卧槽,傻逼游戏,我按了几百下 a 才用出去,你妈 come 啊。哎呦,发现车这像个毛用 去找个那个什么游戏杀一曲打打开。 嗯, 这里有鲨鱼。 我靠,有点离谱。确实离谱,是我错怪你了,对不起, 我靠,这个离合哈还不够那 look on your face。 我靠,这里确实离谱。 it's on easy mother brilliant。 你不说他妈无限带吗?这两个武器是用共同带上的。 fuck 跟无限带样有什么关系啊,再说 啊,我天呐,好烦啊。没,没来,没被看到那么小。 oh, well, my wonders never cease probably not。 哎,干脆回趟基地, 哎,把东西买下。哎,有新的,我 虽暴力,对方伪造。 哦,我明白了,这两个任务是那种张贴式的任务,跟那个没什么关系。我猜 没有用。 准备这些鸡巴游戏 对 sforce 的表感没做什么适配。已经碰到不止一个了,但是大部分都是些 廉价的游戏。但是你他妈你这个游戏还有这种东西就很离谱了。 fuck 在干嘛的? 我的妈呀 啊,这回能落的吗? scenes are not quite, after stuff yet 啊,下回能落的吗?呃,这我缺什么条件先。先先锁着吧。先锁着。 uncle this one? yes, yes, this one indeed there is a lady gobble named bench in the mountains who has let's call it an unusual request for you。 小吵闹啊。 a certain little yellow robo bro would like your assistance with his smithing gig and i will be real with him for a second is is nago well so far he's terrible at his job and most things that he does he's just kind of a little tragedy。 失误也不够,要八万一 有六十个不起锅。 好的, hold on。
time's up okay, valentine, you've just drawn your own face over the character sheet it said draw your hero and i'm my own hero okay and fret it says your starter sword does murder thousand damage my bad i left off a zero okay, no plan friend and valentine can't be trusted with pencils let alone dice so it is up to you nubi you are the fate maker and these fools shall be thine advisors i guess fine i advise that you'd better be a badass we're here to slate each and get go i know you see me as a role model follow my lead and you'll be a great fate maker all right, one last thing, bunkers and badassis is a role playing game baby that means you do not break character voice capisce break me off a piece of that i've owned my skills over a lifetime, a mischief it's time i take on a real challenge tasty now prepare to enter a world a fantasy uh, i don't see anything you got to imagine it knuckle here just close your eyes and wonder you have arrived in the snoring valley and unassuming and peaceful the corner of the queen that harbors a dark secret then you journeyed far to be here heating the call of the queen path, the queen herself what could she want of us she fears the dragon lord will soon reawaken you must find his tomb and prevent his resurrection what i'm here it is we get to whoop his ass uh, here's a little cheat she to track your health and map and stuff up。 蓝色人行秘密图标是你的路标 有点慢, 哎,这是雾气还是什么?还是为什么会有这种不自然的光源在这里?你看这是雾气吗?我不太理解了, 怎么说呢,他这个提示啊,有是有,但是不够清楚, 不来好奇,我看看我能不能改成分辨率也是六十张 直播好像 out。 if i paid taxes this would hurt me you recognize one of the queen's wasteones it seems to come 啊,看这又叫声 through the stone granting you the power of ba ba ba ba you know have magical site and hair and better queen buttstalkin she's guiding us on our quest sure enough baby a trail of spectral hoof prints leads off into the woods。 自动会失去啊,这吊针有点厉害,这个分辨率模式大家选那个吧。就这种没打架的时候都会吊针就有点。 a fallen tree bars your path what's it gonna do about it huh culture it's a species called jumpless tutorialis and weirdly it only grows in this one valley let's go ahead the glint of edge steel beckons you forward some hot lumber jane has left 火辣伐木鱼锅,哈 still sure oh the things i could chop with this love of good eggs great for cleaving hacking need a little fashion chop chop a cake mouse it's covered over nearby if only you can get in so the magical hook prince continue through the cave the rocky ceiling dips low to the ground a true fate maker knows when to stay and tall and went to crouch yeah work them sweet glutes and if you get a red start to start and crouch you'll slide around like a cool。 华坦哥确实可以, 所以这种东西里面是刚上桌可能没道具就打不到这命运标记点啊,不要打怪了是吗? 啊,也可以,这片就是可以攻击也可以互动是吗? ok another waste of guides her path, but reaching it will mean going through a pack of nasty minty crap yeah combat kill them all。 天气 they're so pinchy。 哎,暴击了,全是东西。 you have to feed at the crabs luckily they were carrying their live savings for some reason all yours now。 我就是闹开心。 i think we killed everything down here call up there and follow the hook print pamper。 还行吧。 第二步是, 这里有个小小的吗?小同学?哼,没有那没事。 everything pulls apart even try that's right the queen has ruled the wonderland since i was, but a humble player like you bing bongs she has foreseen your arrival and left a powerful weapon for you the weapon of a fate maker ah ah, it's again this thing reminds me of grammy mortals and weather, but still capable of shooting skulls off next from twenty paces wait there's guns and fantasy you're in tennis fantasy baby shrined floor rises very cute kirkink you can spy a quaint little village nestled in the bodacious bosom of the valley but beyond it a dark and ancient castle lurks lurkingly if i was seeing the way the dragon lord it would be in an inconspicuous ruin such as that castle right over there, and that's it。 这里可以发锁, 不会怎样,没有东西那边 你要探索过那个地图才会显示什么哦, siri 可以在自动保存。 wow, man fakemaker you will never read the dollars。 我靠, scary man ambush go break some bones fake maker the power of french the pills holy crap they might be product master i got a book it yeah, yeah, yeah! whatever, he's talking about there's a loot chest up on that tower get them loops i am ribula faithful servant of the dragon lord tell me, where his tomb is or i'll make you a skeleton do i don't know i swear it on the queen's diamond tail lies you are soaked in skeleton spread out my undead hordes we must find the master, we must find the master 啊,这宝箱就有点啊,这不是个宝啊,在上面还有宝箱。是这样是,这也能掉宝箱啊, 瑞朵是吗?他这边有给你做指引的,明显就跟你比较黄了。好奇,我先过去看一下啊这是 我再看也是弹药哦,还会随机出血吧。目前只有一百点血,估计是可以点的了。哼 哼, catch approach one 我比较好听。 a, 能哎,能离开好耶, 费劲哎,这个是劈不开的,这种跳就行了。 我靠,你这个有点偷懒了吧兄弟,第二把武器,我操哎啊 sure that's like a magical shield above your health pretty sweet let's go uh, oh a rock slide bars your way to the village we're ruined all is lost very heroic tina can we blow up the rocks sorry, it's impossible without explosives victory i'd never lost hope ahead you hear the roar of raging fire and the clackety clackity of bones we're here to save the village thieve the village 知道点。 let's go ooh! the village is already ransacked and crawling with skillyman we're here to avenge the village i think that's what about you? 这个 再来一个吧,费劲。就这身上有零吗?挂在哪在哪?哼, 飘雪雪地你打死! come up and extra powerful skeleton arises abandon panda 主动技能已解锁啊,请往技能采摘。 a single villager remains alive in the carnage but she looks bad baby she looks like she's about two dad might as well say for pesaneus uh huh。 果然是两百五十斤 经典收款 一张被物品背包也被派去四十四。哎。 扩版啊, 什么意思啊这什么意思啊。没没没没没,才看懂。 冒险笔记 面走,不管他高亮斜视。 no! 克尔斯造反已经到达我的地区。 let's put the trans peel。 嗯, 伊娜需要去考虑的问题,在基地将记忆职业性的 被爬汉的被斗。记得装备职业啊。就是说后期你换职业是吗? 啊,牛逼。确实,礼服就礼服,以为装备灵魂之刃。 oh okay! 你的速度提升尽量忘记速度提升。 状态伤害。这算状态伤害吗?不算 啊, fuck! fuck up! 我明白了,我是大牛战法。我靠,三十暴击你 啊。最高三十八点是吗? 以格式加最大生命值,这个可以点的 哦。还不能,至少目前不值钱。四十级解锁神话等级 sisters nine okay。 刚刚解锁了个骰子。就是说这张图里有四个骰子。 如果声音马的声音摔下去会直接摔死吗?恶心,没兴趣。哈哈。好吧好吧。 let's go! 哎,我是我血,本来就不是满的九十一点血。 behold my stuff。 我没有穷苦一米啊。 thank you for saving my peasant ash stranger how can i ever repay you as much as it kills me to refuse payment i'm afraid i'm on an urgent quest to prevent the return of the dragon lord you're a fate maker i knew the queen would send us a hero the tomb is in the crypt below castle herofast you must hurry before his minions find it the tomb is inside a crypt the perfect hiding place may the queen's favor see your noble quest through whoo? 打开大门, my present ass is killing me? 打个屁股跳死你 我了。哎,这里,这个房间是不是开着的?不有东西吗?没有东西。那有东西。 格力飞机的很旧感觉。 it floated like a leaf upon the wibble sun wins you spoke the banishing words at hawkins pass just because you're tired to this anonymous village doesn't mean you've lost your magic if you can just master this ice bell again maybe the rest will come back to the ruins of castle harrow fast are just out younger which is fantasy for saying it's over there baby i sense the dragon does deserts his tomb is somewhere beneath these ruins find him skeletons wait wait wait i thought we already speak to dragon that was forever ago he's a nick homie answer it's hard to legit kill him if you guys went boney queen buttstalian locked his butt away in a dusty tube for a few hundred years ugh he's gonna your cranky boy! 我靠,你呢?盾牌? we need more calcium out here how do you look out never mind too late he must be lost let me show you the way out no 哎,不对,瞎了眼了。确实是我瞎了眼。 这个没完没了了, 费劲不?你看为什么我不直接战斗呢?对吧? 有一说一,这个无助瞄准也废物。 this is a corumbulli tumbulli ruin no one is left to walk these halls no one so yes girl you're picking up when i'm with them。 太多了。 this is gonna be very dangerous! 爽的靠近了吗? 然后呢?记得准确时间再打开。好奇。 buddy, yeah, ok? 这个怎么说呢, 多数模式下的画面确实挺糟糕的,据此几乎是随处可见。而且刚才看到那个 a o d 了吗?跑就眼前就爬出来了。这 od 吧,爬爬宝。 ho ho, what's that scrawled upon yonder parchment verily tis a poem, surely the author would be glad to see it's safe return embers in the hearth coats laying out the door wine set for the guests poor poor 近道 for the rest of that poem simply walk your little leggy legs to the tavern and brigham。 看以前的水里去吧,他会给你一点指引是吧? yes, june 你快要成功了。好处, when he got more than one gun you can switch between him keeps combat spicy like jumbo man suck tina, maybe after this quest i could be the bunker master i've been working on a campaign it's got orcs and kissing uh, hahahahah, nah, nah, nah nah tina, don't play no more okay but it's all good i got mega tons of questical summer and up in my brain sauce baby, baby, 哎呦,他这个物品懒还挺麻烦的。这是冲锋漂亮吗? 哎,这都是个啥呀?这怎么类型也不说的。这就有点麻。一个是步枪,一个是冲锋枪吧。要我猜的话, water 你这是怎么?我靠,这是。 这是什么神奇的枪啊?这就很正常。这枪就很正常。 全自动半自动,就是换一个那个,那这个呢?就这样?半自动的一样,那就不用管了,就肯定点发。 会冰冻是吧。会是加冰冻是不是 这玩意一开始连发很快,但是会越发越慢? 还挺大。 没电了吧。 to an opportunist, every map is a treasure map every map is treasure map。 我靠,迎接迎接迎接。 rng got nothing known you! 可是这地图上也不显示,要是显示的话就无敌了。 i wonder what the gods were thinking giving me so many skills and everyone else so few okay, i'm going to eat your brains。 这还挺糟糕的。怎么说呢, hero fast throne hall like bearings hella to craft the last of the heroism lines in her ancient throne her bones clutching a dusty spell book is though awaiting a destiny it never came well this place is super grim i love it grab that spill book red set fail book。 我靠,这个 sure i've got bloody but i can always add more。 做的还挺复杂。这种地方竟然会做 啊。然后呢?难不成这个能跳?确实不能跳。那没事, 装备 okay。 they should be fun with a spell book equipped you can cast the frostbell contained within the ipad is extra prominated undead they got none of that precy flushed now how do we get into the tomb crypt there's got to be an entrance around here somewhere 跑起来了,找不到我在上面。 the floor boy at the throathouse and brittle。 打开这个要用砍的, 左上跳应该不会掉血吧。 the boat dry air of the crypt whips past you as you curdled down into the depths beneath the castle and still the old stone and older being a duchess suck my servants suck and prophecies i spin upon prophecies that was me spitting because they suck for six generations my family has clung to this stupid prophecy the heroes must guard over these lands let's decorate evil rise again well guess what these lands suck i'm getting out of hair one last meal and i'm moving to the capital hmm, who's not bad though i guards fitch my boy's tester tell him he sucks。 呵呵,被毒死了。笑死,这也太。 your heroes are booming laughs but seems to pump all around you oh, i can even laugh right back at you how that feel i found it a two mid side of it the perfect hiding face i am coming my dog's master get you out of there hey, let's get over it for a bit the waistone blows you feel its magic within your chest, within your mind within your soul it asks a question who are you i am a fight mica you have answered smartly babe the carbon door to the dragon lords to crumbo。 可还行? the resurrection result has begun past began。 一看就有东西好吧,不然不可能特意设置一个洞穴给你,走看一下吧。 要我猜有个袋子看。哇,吓死我了,差点没吓到。确实吓人, 我看到我掉地上东西还得看是不是武器造反 就不能更显眼一点掉星耀没事吧? whoa first fight i got a special figurine for the sky one second rising before you is one of the dragon lord's most loyal undead soldiers it's rivula roll for initiative ribula。 比就多了个挨骂。 ceremony for rebuila i'm not trembling i'm trembling kitty balls kill me i should do it how else are you dead already nice who is it? 没完没了的是 再见了,心雨。 oh your man he has got a bit live dragon lord, there's still time you can steal the dragon board away before he escapes。 来真的真的真的。 那玩意会打我自己吗?这,这真太傻逼了。确实傻逼。 哇,这又回马,牛逼在这之前。哎呦,好烦啊。这很容易做吗?这是什么呀? ah 还有右岸车。魔法弹幕是敌人策划? no, 一发一旺盾牌可以换一个更好的。就这样了。 look outside the dragon lord is free suckers。 五姐,打吧。 boy dragon lord! come and get it that's good, yeah, not happening come on the faint maker never beats the villain in the first quest you're stronger than the ones she said before i wonder i wonder。 你打开了呗 but for now i have to go pay an old shiny friend to visit see you around the neighborhood damn it he got away we gotta track them down i want that big best boss kind of loop。 对,超爽的 boss 在那边。 god damn boss root 是新的吗?都是一样的啊 啊,这是两个不同的技能, 山很高,但是时间也长。 and down。 哦,最后一个啊,不是预言,火焰与梦想。 the fate maker's journey begins as so many to with a heart, full of fire and dreams of dragons and magic it will end only one way with the ultimate defeat of all evil despite your heroic efforts the dragon lord has escaped wait a minute did you hear what he said shiny friend neighborhood i know where he's headed he's after queen, but stallion to war on queen but stallion of the dragonfoot face we have traveled law across the wonderland to the capital city of brightoles。 闪提神大人新变数,尾快不破。天下无故尾快不破。 我家的雪是肯定没错。 开始啊,有经验,三点经验,然后剩余五只能是 how about you let's go。 竟然不是开放世界吗? on the length overward。 我在桌上为你们做了张超大的世界地图。把你的小区移动到想去的地方就行。 地形的细节很赞哦。仿佛整个世界都在等着我们去杀敌和寻宝。没错,欢迎来到我的奇幻之地。 欢迎来到世界地图。 好,这个这个,你去。大头娃娃,我操他妈离谱。那个有点离谱啊。确实挺好, 不能跳。 whoa the road to bright hoof is blocked guess you'll have to go through that tall grass。 无效峡谷百分之八十五还有东西没收集是吧。 a battle jumps out at you ran in the counter ha。 随机遭遇伤。 first still time to join up with a good bandit clan we've accept the grantifications if you're interested。 德帝猪八头真叫 rpg 是吧。嗯, 好慢,都有点卖的地步了。 我看见了, 麻烦 快点下一位。 i think that's quite enough about you to an opportunist every map is a treasure map。 兄弟, 赶上奖励。奖励在哪里?就这个吗? ok? 好像没东西了吧? 还有,这确实挺弥补的。魔法弹幕 没东西了吧。哇塞,好烦啊,战利品都不给你标准清楚一点。 悟空 破剑, 这什么玩意?看不出来?看不看先不管,喂爹。 魔法干部语言。 what the what? 你是文化武器是吧?还有库顿, 离谱就离谱啊离谱。 i put shortcuts around the overworld to help you get around all you got to do is a punch in punch it ah。 哎你妈的,还有没写到钱的情况?这也太差别了。哎, numbers go 哎,东西没捡太离谱了,能不能直接快速捡起来,你不觉得费劲吗?我觉得挺费劲,过不去。没事, 能起跑吧?不能哎,这好像是起跑对吧?跑起来了吧? 黑色瓶盖。 where could i not there's all sorts of goodies and dungeons hidden behind things you can punch oh man this is the best i am so glad you guys are here to play games and be friends it's just been me and his cave with the bunbos and like a mountain of harshmallow cereal for like ever ah, tina have you and lonely what no you're lonely i got friends i got tons of friends look at all these hottie funfigs this one his name is dimitri, hob adopolis and these are his cousins from out of state and why are they ticking i'm so glad you asked because they are also bombs great nice to meet you dimitri what's that who are you they hold me right now the ribbons of a shrine dot the lens hey, hey, you want to get rich behind my well protected and notably unstepped back is for some old god that's falling out of fashion i figure if we get all the pieces back together they reward us real nice with gold i already found a piece myself and i know where another one is you get that for me we can split the reward i'll be here watching your back your defenseless stabbable back and if anyone comes at you from the front like a moron just give them a slap it's the stab of the open pole never know who might give you the old back you puncture it's always the last person you expect well the proverbial you not you personally i'm sure your back is fine。 被骗了,很高兴看到你。这发现吗? 会怎样?是还要打架吗? 啊却小打折,而且还贼大。 let's go, thank you, so is ready let us out, so we all walk away rich tic barrage。 对面 这雪糕,急的好难找。 这就很好找。这我要是没看到我就属于是瞎了。 没死终于来过。 oh 战虎屠夫 这东西是吗?在想有东西了吧, 勾搭 ok, 看看有没有拿到什么新东西。树顶旅馆 挺正常的。 战斧屠夫 差不太多吧。只能说充能延迟,互动容量高了。充能啊,充的快了。安全区互动破裂时击退所有点啊 脸。这呼吸也不错。天使玩的也不错,坚持一百倍呼吸吧。 这应该还是没人。话说我能把这些东西卖掉吗?请问?符号 simple 哎,好像不能吧。我靠, 没找到饭店是吗? the girl made it you could totally black that thing over and cross it then you have permanently opened a new route through the wonderland look at you baby, what could you do bay? ooh you spy a magical crystal belonging to a broken shrine somewhere in the wonderland dry baking。 没有东西了 啊干儿子还能这样子吗?牛逼啊! ha, you should attach her locked off i don't know not die。 邪教同事吗?这。现在跳吗?这样到现在跳。 哎,敌人不是在这吗? 十号, can you be a mom? 我跟你说我只有三个, 我他妈离还得死。 所以我得跑一遍周围看看有没有东西没捡了。好烦,跑的慢了快。 我靠我靠我靠我靠! 我只能卖那个丢点东西,那些比较糟糕的全丢掉了呗。那怎么办 好 d r t u a。 拉一次人类一键倒一车车, 不要把高的扔掉。哎,那就长安。好烦, 把那些便宜的给卖了。我操口腔,真的好便宜。 好像真的人一点没变。 把住多好喝。 嗯, 这好烦啊。没,没地方卖东西。目前有点烦,过手有点烦, 每到六十的全部扔掉就完了。占我个子 比掠夺护盾 语言虚空。哎, 护甲有危有险。 为什么评分差那么多,价格却一样?不是很理解, 反正魔法 大叔都很。 目前被八 go 就先走。 已锁定,暂时打不开,手 好慢哦。这个捡东西能看地主吗?这个时候嘿,能看, 嗯。 i'm actually independently wealthy i just print this for kicks。 好久没有打,直接乱打。对,好费劲,还是加载费劲? 还差一个等,要等收集起来才行。 you see a shrine piece。 打不开,多一几下 打不开。这不管。 her coruscating majesty queen buttska as long protected the wonderlands with the sole magic she imbues into the land itself, but such a precious role requires guarding as well as proven by the terrible events of dragon keep and so the queen founded a new walt city from which to oversee。 下蹲。真的搞笑。 bright hoof the seat of the adamant's throne that proud noble bridge standing before you would provide passage for you to give it a quack。 这也没有枪,我倒想给他来一拳,但是明显不是一个方向打这瓶盖。 我说呢,先进去吧,又要打架了。 now get in there and clear the place down even if it brings you to the brink of death leaving you totally vulnerable。 这什么鬼陷阱。 oh scary you're so scared oh man it just makes you accuse your target i'm going to eat your brains? i'm framing i'm not the zombie i just really don't like how well, are you dead already? 不同是吧?不可以。妈的,还有陷阱领结。 what a cross light is best oh yeah sure i've got my ava, i can always add more what's up? huh 还在头上,你妈的下来。 rumors are true i've got more interesting! 哈哈, 哦,暴击了,好厉害,就完成了,这么轻松。 这有东西吗?没有,这玩意还挺好用。 阅读并转五十,这下应该没有了,我都到这里打了,开始 看看有没有什么新东西。哎,没有,好无聊,也没新东西,无聊 最高 somewhere out there, there's loop for the taking 六十六点灾难全景 啊!这也太慢了,但是算是个 l e 吧。 哎我靠, you'll have to take better than that 干掉 you and where are you 啊啊, 来啊,带走。 cleared everyone else and you're still alive huh, you just better grab that shrine piece save me it's rip time for a spell time for us bill 他那个我的冷却好了吗? 话说我也是没地方。 oh, okay oh sweet look shrine piece how'd that get there did a little tina put it there so this guy's totally gonna try and kill us right totally girls say what his name is literally backstair yeah that's probably suggested。 你找他,很高兴砍到你。 mool, ah would surely grant you fabulous so well, if you completed her shrine 啊,他被人偷了。 huh didn't see that coming maybe he stabbed himself mysteries like these coarse and rivers throughout the universe manny who's all once the shrine is complete you get the reward all to yourself 就完成了。 moolah the patron god okay smiles upon your pockets。 照顾你的钱包啊啥的 不给小齿倒好, 一把狙我都。既然是狙我都不用考虑了,直接跳过就可以了。狙是不可能用的。不可能用的,绝对不可能用的。互动耗尽时加百分之二十进你的场。好。 哈哈我不是我不是很理解。不仅不是很理解,而且大肚子也还不能扔东西是吧?对。
let's go! 就是都算有。 哇, 好吵,为什么之前我觉得他声音小,现在却这么吵,好烦。 超配, 全部干掉 or nasty for here。 哎,那边还有开箱 ok? 没了 great 真的离谱。这个冰真离谱,打 boss 的话可能不如我那个另一个离谱,但是不打 boss 这玩意真的不行。 dolls well class these are dead as gets back to hell。 疯狂逼真。你 一杀厅级手纹击杀腐败大法师。 好离谱,先隐身 aoe 妈,谢谢。没事我怎么打,打给你打死。 i'm loving that thing。 外星级 身后好像有一个。又是这种垃圾跑出来。 这不是新玩家吗?看看都掉了这啥。 呃呃,那法术半径啊啊。好像也就这样。那没准爬,刚才好像掉了个图案。这里有一个什么。 okay let's go! 啊。升级了,忘记了点点进账报警日要三分毒可还行。 hey, julie, we're saving the magic i have one question for you and one question only explosions。 拉倒。 i knew it, i'm glad to meet you hero, perhaps, it was fate itself。 又被笑了。 my word to glory tina, what are you hiding in your hand nothing i know that man he's cooking something and if it's who i think it is you're in for a screen。 跳不上来了,怎么 yeah。 我是傻逼玩意,有法定型的技能。 你妈谢谢你 哎,我去南京闹。 我靠,这玩意。这也太好了, 没完了是吧。 you did 拍一个。 let's see if i'm here and that means the way what does that mean。 还没完,还有一只 好了吗?爱鬼子连击。 嗯,出门的延时下降了,速率快了。啊啊啊。不是,这有什么用,我不是很理解这个盾啊。 捡东西不要浪费时间。又捡到一个, 拆红包 走位置 huh 应该快到了,就是 behol heart poor sand beyond the evil's cold out of place, max blousing rift if i want an only attack, i'm not gonna redo, it once a day and the markets i can only catch how we can survive the realms so you gotta kiss this rocket well, i prepare my pronouncing real the super sexy forces of evil smell the stench of heroism on the wind and rise to stop it。 奋力发起,搁这干嘛呢? 是这一刀 一刀 yeah! 那 是的 啊,就这么点东西啊。 mother in love explosions glories my loot is so full of magic it feels like i'm essentially hunging in jellyfish come on we gotta go into the heart of the forest you approach the heart of the forest even the heart of the forest is corrupted what the face of naval as if an answer a butt shivering cry is heard to the mist。 啊!让我想起了五线,可是五组这第一打龙虾的时候啊。 scenes are not quite up to stuff yet。 就这么点撸,希望有一个 啊。有,有就没事,没有我真的要喝, 全部卖掉,一点也没, 哼就下来了哦。 behold the horrid visage of the benchy y'all。 干洗啊! whoa the manshee this early watch out bait maker she's going for a total party wipe。 换个魔法先。等一下, 换位置在哪里?在前方。 我靠你妈 back in business 他妈跟踪了是吧。 倒一下 看我的照错了。 玩认真的吗?什么弱智作品, 就这。 the banshee's pearls are silenced very good impressive i've seen the bench she mopped the floor with high level characters between you and me we had a thing, but then she left me the maelstrom of and listen sanity which you know i mean good for her guys a hunk no the heart of the forest has already corrupted ew evil you took away my magic and my best friend i'll never rip again hey, someone out there that yo the voice seems to be coming from a caged crystal hanging before the corrupted heart you me free you me free make me have to avenge you even though it would be oh hell yeah fairy punch father you're alive thanks to your badass rifts you truly are a barbarian and you i know you come in come here you know me well, we haven't really met but i'm the fairy punch father as long as magic's been around i've been here to protect it mostly by punching i've seen enough heroes in my time to know when i've been saved by one can you fix this magic loop he needs to bless our ship can i ah i'm the one who wanted from in the first place watch this watch this zip is a big pussy mahoo! 我靠这个裙子你 now is my loot in full paranel damn straight give it a plus quake quaint reluce it dancing you do dilutary load i've been so hard at teleporting away thanks very punch father hero meet me by the docks toward the bard varian awaits you back in the city docks 别低档啊,终于可以装第三把武器了,我真谢谢你,我等了一百万年,终于有第三把武器可以装了! i can cast again okay let's get this stupid blessing on the ship it's not stupid it's just how the rules work well then the rules are stupid i just want to get the quest moving uh oh party starting to split looks like your story's floating dead in the harbor fate maker。 嗯,没啥用。 一级魔法灯。我靠,加五百六十魔法山是怎样的。看一下 they have the best okay 啊 啊啊啊啊!什么垃圾平时都不如我那个可以死了你 怒发碾压直转麻木。 oh he's screaming。 主动性冷,发动时强烈和孩子在。 嗯, 赢吧,也不是不能换,比他的好像也没了吧。这个拍击是真的闪。 my lucas charged him up with magic now put me at your noble vessel haha, vessel 饭的时候 you're going out that piece of thank you're braver than i thought why is everyone besmirching the good name of the good ship balzania, because it's a piece of crap no your precious rules are what's a piece of crap i see them it's you your party is divided we can't cast a blessing with the vibes we need a jam session lay down a beat oh hello chick transmost feelings into beautiful music valentine likes playing bunkers and badasses because he gets to feel like a hero and he's willing to ignore the rules in order to have fun fine valentine i'm not trying to kill your fun i love bunkers and badasses because because of the rules think about it in the real world things just happen for no reason, yeah i know how things were it's relaxing, yeah, yeah now the harmonies and some magicizer 还来。 that's it on tour mother now time fret uses the rules to have fun which means sometimes you gotta take him seriously okay i guess i'm using it as an escape too out there, i'm just going from job to job worrying about how much fuel our spaceship has and blah blah blah in here i have a purpose get a new ship noble quest and a chance to be a hero instead of just you know crashed our station what is this combined apple crap, we're almost there just needs one more thing we can stop dingling jingling on this singling ah that's garbage more gently more brett i swear an oath to try a little harder to pay attention to the rules thank you and i swear i want to help you complete that quest and keep the good ship balls on you safe from hard i declare this party of heroes undefined it they're too powerful this is the blessing it's a blast day bye cast magic let's go wait what now it's worth we're flying this doesn't have taken you down? 我只发 but what about the whales? i care about nature? 胡子发 it's so beautiful haha hill ocean i'll see you in hell fun no the nefarious ocean has been defeated our well thought out character rich story continues oh you gotta be kidding me never like the thing much anyway, oh, i will miss season dalia alas, the good ship al zanya has sailed her last rest in pieces my sweet maiden rest in pieces so if the entire ocean is gone can we just walk to the dragon lord's pyramid oh yeah totsma goats but go there is no water many slightly damn dangers remain。 武装备栏第二职业已结束 选择第二只出现了我的猫。 装备 dex 玉龙养生,哎,职业计, 嗯,要笑 数加十也加,逢日之死, 地狱成群, 嗯, 包子有钱, 哼,你看没有双侧会死,决定 丁霜伤害甲醛。 one kingdom cousin 啊,没什么用。 no 好,你他妈是所有人是吧? 杨树经常喝吗? oh, numbers my favorites are the big ones。 这个吧。 嗯,我靠, 妈,你妈死了。 再次弄回复我的,那这个是 i hope punching。 嗯,不是,就是互关。不是,你 别说解锁了,护肤来吗?我惹发 啊,我操你妈你妈个了 number。 喂喂,咋回事啊, 大的吓死人, 高进, all right, chris good shit 变傻。 嗯, the fate maker stops at nothing though shadows grin with sharpened teeth and mountain stantol only the quest will prevail。 进入世界界 全部叠满 暴击雨。才七点半晚。哦,是那个 time 协调。 土豆, i thought i'd seen the worse from her, but a whole ocean destroyed just to get her story back on track and you strummed along happy to play your little game。 然后我就多了一水的直线路。啊。原来在这里,先把直线路接。 willing to take a shot in the dark i'm already one of the best shots in all the wonderlands, but i want to be a legend i've heard rumors that the undead army has uncovered the location of a legendary bow, i need that boat to become a true legend can you get it for me? 还挺近。 hey, are you yeah i'm the magic bean that's talking to you don't make a big thing out of it i could use an assist hero。 从中做个。 so, there, i was floating around in the ocean and joining the freeze and whatnot when what goes in happens the ocean flows up underneath me so now i'm out here baking in the sun like a ah dah okay like a baked beat, but hey, if you do me a kindness uh where aren't we somewhere boy i sure am lucky you came a long hero i thought i was a gunner back there now let's find somewhere nice for me to a germinate。 我靠,这么爽的吗? look poisonous seaweed blocks your path your quest is waylaid until you can find a way past it ah you there。 威马克 help me advance science i see your path is blocked by poisonous seaweed usually not a problem if you can just swim over it good thing i am the greatest alchemist alive or at least the greatest in my family the solution is my sea kelp solution it will note them away meals them i wait my alchemy is the strongest in all the land instead of melting the seaweed turns to stone was it supposed to turn the stone last and phinostics the solution is not ready i need the essence of pure snot go to the nearby cave and retrieve it for me retrieve it for me you see before you an upturned bridge what's it doing like that could be useful if you have to whack it over it feels like a it's over let's go。 进入 遭遇战,开始。哦,不,是你的遭遇战。为什么是 我不撒谎我不爱吃。 这个修炼 我也学,也太好了。 no 啊?什么意思?我不是很理解。 什么暴力是吧? 看到了 还没死再来是不是 看看喷泉 鸡巴怪的看不懂耶。来啊,我也挺会的, 叫他 完成了菜 还能抓 拿在上面拿 滚雪球西施啄木鸟。 this is a very detailed map now that i look at it how their else did they chart all this huh 啊啊,直接装上那没事,我差点直接骂人。 枪械精准度, 这个什么自动步枪版的能见是吗? 试试看这样怎么样。 the essence your snot is close enough to smell it will be heavily guarded it will be heavily guarded。 敌人呢?啊,来了。 mad of holding nothing like a job well, done yes the essence of yours stopped completely pick it up save her the sensation。 快去捡起来享受一下。 i can cast again i can throws okay! 我靠,你妈这太厉害了。 one essence of pure snot enjoy affection itself with this i can complete the solution now use this improved sea kelp solution on the seaweed blocking your way i am the greatest alchemist alive not kids the seaweed melts away clearing the path fizzy wilkins sorry that's just something you have to say is an alchemist sometimes sometime you smell it coming from that dungeon that's a shrine piece。 你锁定啥玩意咋回事? say that town over there looks like a lovely spot to a take root if you just give me a little flick in that direction i'd be so appreciated。 胡子发 this hold down town's been lifted into the sky by a giant beanstalk now normally i'd say hell yeah but i came to check got the new foliage because i love that stuff but there's some real bad plants up here man real bad they're attacking the town funds so come help me out。 可还行?谁管你了。 the scroll is full of salacious tidbits and nutty going on within the undead celebrity world but one note catches your eye it says a legendary bow has been found in a dead vergrado getting a real contains a shrine piece five from that dungeon over yonder。 全网洞穴 let's go! 到驿站拍打 that should be the place find me that bow and get rid of anyone in your way。 啊啊啊 啊啊啊 啊!这山下的走的太多。 sorry, that was supposed to be a warning shop。 海盗发型 掉东西了,海盗抢手对, 海盗版上边。 and my head is still a mock。 海盗报仇报警 打完了。 i can't wait to get my hands on that phone keep searching, keep fletching。 强化符号,光看一下什么鬼。狗友伤害提升百分之二十,每秒四六百分之八,持续八秒。 没东西了吧。 哎,没砍出来啊砍出来。螺旋颠塔啊,有附魔的,就是颜色不一样。 that bow's gotta be in there, get rid of the rabble。 你在哪里?靠一杯。 i'll get you out of there。 hahaha。 完全没事就干了。因为这件是什么剑吗?不是那么古代, 他是有弹道下坠的,这就很。 the bow down the mind too late 什么? the bow must be in that dressed, oh, i can hardly wait come on name come on then。 我靠,正好掉了个我能用的这么爽的吗?我操!爽死了,太爽了吧!爽死了。确实挺爽的, 给东西了。 thank you。 传奇神装领结进入传送门,回去找瑞拉。 it's perfect this is the legendary style i needed to elevate my personal brand thank you hero, sorry, no autographs 啊,就给点钱,你他妈我杀 杀了你你信不信。呃,那个方向有个瓶盖,大家知道怎么过去看一下。 ah, it's a size。 你给我钱就好了。 这还没有进入的 beer that dungeon over there, mayhaps contains a shrine piece。 不多废话,还是冰淇淋火炮轻松。就这 他妈的这头部我一一下,我一天都一千吨啊!我靠, 下一个。来呀, 下次检测。 a normal, never a man looking in the orients in a good day after。 干掉。搁这干嘛呢?死不死我不累,干掉 field along the way, oh, 较真了太。 this whoo。 还是挺爽。 哪里这里这前面,这怎么上去啊, 这也上不去啊。我靠,太太离谱了,自己跳下来这里落一下。我日,什么鬼头,太复杂了吧。 a shrine piece and glints in the sun in a glinting man for you my friend a shrine trees an upturned bridge stands before you awaiting your mighty poetcat the bridge falls bridging the gaps o m holy that's why they call them bridges wow, mind blow mind blow 啊,应该是有什么。 那地方的瓶盖我之前也开不了,他是从上到下,除非那里有条新的路, 不然就是现在还没开那个。这就这边的直线,不然我确实不知道怎么回事。 那个地方没怎么去看一下。还差最后一个就是地牢,也不是地牢,上面 滚太爽 这条模式。 this shrine is dedicated to grindana the patron god of experience okay what the house did a poetry paint wafts upon the lid nearby, i've always dreamed of adventure of being the hero so bold for the rest of that poem simply walk your little leggy legs to the tavern and bright hook。 都没有了。 这个是要打很久的, 不玩,先把这个打开门开打, 看看我还有多少个。快满了。确实不能去打,我得先回去一趟,把背包里东西卖了去。呵呵,什么鬼,我摸鱼去看。 are you dead already huh? how are it god damn? oh, no you for doing whatever shall i do。 我我我下了,给他扔个锤子的炸弹 是我不知道。妈的,这敌人出的太少了。好烦, 跳锤子怎么跳跳啊。 any mouse 来了!在这里。 it's a very tickle and face, it great! 干掉了 走位千锤百炼 可以 没完。完了,我格子要满了,我吐了呀! ready to go, again! 再见。 这敌人做的好吗?好烦。 come out of here trust me friend, you don't want to sit around。 有点多了。 let the magic begin! let the magic begin。 确实理解。 not only by a free reader spell book every time。 啊,满了,真 fuck。 哎,什么来什么,五七六是吧,看那个四九二的。直接把那个四九二给扔了。多少九。嗯? oak a shrine piece。 好烦哦。真好烦。 so。 又来一件。 hmm。 没了。可以再点一点,那个可以拿这个 ok? you gonna find peace。 思念大难, 回去一趟去慢点啊。 噔噔噔噔噔噔, 麻烦。我靠,加了这么大碗,有点离谱啊。哎,还有个新支线,我才发现 啊,又是那种 慢慢就完事。 嗯, 至少拥有一百万起。 who's the pilots hi, is just above the clouds and the fiddle being stuck there is a teensy witsy matter that requires your attention a wizard needs some help with a thing so go do it for money and stuff for money stuff okay。 嗯,我爱你。 我感觉我把那个剩下的给打了,估计 又可以。 aha that dungeon over there may have contains a strong piece strong piece。 好慢。 i like to say, it's a lifetime of embarrassing yourself you're welcome。 你这小气个锤子,有我死。 you don't have anyone to today, not done yet with cold to the price you can't teach an old salt yeah the gangs back together。 可以。 hey little baby what else i am the very model of a diagram it's my i'm good let's put a few holes in your ball。 干掉右身体二四 音九值, 我猜猜看,又在那个傻逼位置,果然 哇,这都跟我分了。 i wonder we're the best place to bury me low。 干脆没有丢掉装备。我靠,这太离谱了 啊,又是绿的, 防御战开始, 今晚一定会出发展是吧? 变身 i'm good 小垃圾 哦 come on next。 你他妈在这干嘛呢?又升级了 哎,看不到喂,没暴击吗?没暴击, 这太麻烦了,打完还得检查有没有落东西, 红牌必领, 不能哭。没用吧,就这个传送门 好的,库里瓦拉斯烫的 百搭,欢迎不用谢, 胡子发哦 no need out i'm trying to look for the legs you want me。 你他妈 finally that 啊啊 but i want to magic now。 弥补 女生开直接开爆爆就完事,老汉你争不争夺过去爆完了 gap 全是绿的跟白的,太难受了。这 grab you 突然就想不想 fried piece fried pink are you my friend? 魔君帝朗。
i shall a hero around our future is doom the calamity must not come to us i have foreseen the coming of a calamity's enemy spewing forth from the sky and raving this world you must help me prevent that from ever i have begun a summoning ritual to bring the enemy here now and defeat it before it has yet reached its full power all right give this monstrosity the old crow no sucker punch i love it what do you need the ritual must be carefully prepared i still require three cursed idols to begin the wizard upgrades your melee now you can punch through the magical barriers protecting the idols it is done now go the future will not wait for us we will not wait for water water water water i've been dying for a five get lucky one of the idols destroy its evil cardians and retrieve it break off of that。 加油! so why can i ok? 小伙伴, every map is a treasure map 完全不会动了, 我麻了,我猜一个不够啊,够了吗? court, but we need free to complete the summoning mature continue searching。 他犯错了。这个看来是只给了单单给我们 这款 ok? 不认识路了,看一看。 you come back with you the more the dice better the loot to me my mushroom minion。 贱不贱?太贱啊太贱!贱! 照杀!你看我是吧! a badass has been based all according to flat。 就在微博 oh 又说我秃头,你妈 有用吗?照杀!你不 找事,找也找事,滚啊你妈的! we nearly have all the idols required for the summoning ritual 草原印记不管从哪走都很远, 这就给你,也不想提拔。 ready to cost push 这 go ooh! what's going up destroy its defenders and claim it claim it finish your bucket list。 自爆 这个是刚加的条,通关有高架条,其实没这条的绝对没妈的铁路子, 这点跟他妈的迪斯科一样是打比。迪斯科也是一开始就能打时常了,但是他的技能条直到快 关了,太现实。 打完喽。 哎呦,这傻逼玩意 可能还会当你。 you found all three idles summoning ritual return them to me push it。 其他武器瞬间就不香了,我这武器实在强的有点灵。 i summon the river of worlds i summon the heater of stars i summon the sovo the portal is open enter and defeat soval。 有点。 next time let's take it easy on mark eh one of cross place is the best new year told you to come a pile away。 哎呦,这太考验眼力了吧。又是我。 yeah i almost don't want to hear it you damn it you prevented a coronatous future the world would not have been ready for solo of all a hundred years hence but today today we had you return to me return to me。 不可以解释 the future looks brighter thanks to you hero but there are more threats ahead of us than soville take this spell and remember your strength when the black wind begins to blow。 给挺多给的,魔法鼓起就打死十三个废蛋啊,我要第五。
let's go hear me outsider you may look upon the grandeur of our oasis but touch nothing you've been warned i don't like you glint in your eyes outsider you look like trouble to me i will be watching you yes this must be it i can't wait to see what's inside i don't know i got a bad feeling about this what you're a rose you don't have feelings and also false oh my bad hell yeah you're bad 怎么了? don't see that every day now you've done it chest opener doomed us all behold my stuff what were you thinking you ignorant kur you can't talk to me like that how do you think you are you likely know of me i am garret of trivia hunter of monsters slayer of demons kisser of witches i protect this world for money and now you have released true evil upon it i was really just aiming for some bad boots。 别立特 and instead you have released the spirit of solicia the east of oiled water this now her foulness will corrupt the local desert coiled turning them into blood thirsty thralls see here they come i'll be back in a second。 点的, 捡的,捡的, take time just take it easy a mark i wonder for the best place to bury my loop is 我靠恶棍自杀 come clear whoa hut in 毒死了 time for a spell we have to clean up your mess before silica condemns the coil to perpetual rage and fury or worse decides to drown the entire world head to silica's eternal will spring up ahead walking is my peasants so i'll eat you there good hiking look a pack of bacon sick hole you know there's actually a prophecy about all this it says the first seal will be broken by a bumbling full hearty pool, hahaha getting sense this is very nice so what's got cranky pants pants all cranky anyway, some people are just me。 呼呼,看到了,继续往前。 so you said you're called gerard um get out of trillier the most famous and participants that i all the land thousands of abominations stand by my hand come on! 我靠,躲过去了 啊!果然是杰罗特 就是厉害的杰罗特! oh, yeah! never runs dry! 还是捡道具麻烦? 我的妈,一看就像是 get locking, 还有线底也太离谱了。放在这里 real faster, i'm busy fighting real monsters at the moment so clear out this fodder while i finish up。 创业写好后, 下一位看这个就能保证杀掉。 哇,这也能穿过去了吗?太厉害了!这确实太厉害了。 i here i stand in the presence of silica's primordial essence, it makes my scales quiveringly fear to stand anywhere near it although it is the source of all the water in the oasis, so it would seem some good can calm out of even the wickedness of salisa see that that's what's left of solicit produced to her pure primordial creative essence this ore for this prison provides water to the entire she was reduced to this state by the first viziers during the torrent of treachery, but by releasing solicit's spirit you put not only the oasis for the entire world at risk our only cause is to reunite her three shattered aspects, so we can revive her then slay her wait why are we trying to put that evil goddess back together if we're trying to stop her and do we even know if we can hear afterwards we have to do this before she recovers the full extent of the power, but i wouldn't expect someone without my level of experience to know that so go you have to finish what you started you'll need the still warm life hearts of service's most ferocious creations as seaworks on that we'll work for free and solicit's physical form as for me i'll be fighting over monsters and gathering reagents for oils and potions and things to prepare for the fight with solica so you're on your own which means shut up and leave me alone you know why do you make this guy such a jerk face hey, not everybody's sunshine, a candy ball belle some people's got issues he's one of them he could be less of a jerk face though yeah he could, but he's not gonna about a shop。 让我看到了个猴子剪 mm hmm 啊,这我当时来的地方。 oh, what's wrong let's go! 该往下了。 drop huh! 往前走,不管他们不是我的目标。 ready and 快看啊! that's time to race 不太好刮 来了侧面 whoo 还可以。 finally now find the ever frost ice tune in which her physical fall is in prison it is a perilous road that you must travel first head toward nana i'm good, i've got a mat marker you have the sight yeah definitely, but that takes years of training maybe i misjudged you maybe, but probably not watch yourself the coil here will likely also be hostile because of what you did earlier with the chest which wouldn't be a problem if you were as good a fighter as i am 我在想这游戏能潜行吗? shit smell that you're close to a marble break it open now uh, please 来啊,不来。 elven wanted power and we wanted him didn't we know better than to trust elven to do a spell the right way we must have wanted this we wanted to take possession of our full potential we need to keep killing we need to lure back the hero we need him okay found the ice tuned what's the movie oh, i forgot that you're an illiterate child doesn't understand the prophecy bury the hearts you simpleton honestly how did you manage to cause so much damage while knowing so little about anything? 反正就是心事,先把每个月的道具用一下。 i'm sorry level walk fine now according to the prophecy you must acquire the battle standards of the elder coiled viziers for they are the direct blood descendants of the first viziers who imprison solica many years ago。 杀猪大神,气质大神, 火是大的! i'll be right back golden baby, golden baby! 哇,这个戒指颜色好怪。 oh man! 不能跳了吗?那再往前走,感觉阁下不会了,再这么打。 what is your place with the best yeah hahaha look on your place 一万一啊! 气质大神好帅, 干掉。 just so you know you're so damn lucky i showed up because i'm the only one who will tell you how to fix this thing that you totally screwed up with your populated compliments such a charm of that one i don't know he's actually kind of growing on me are you serious yeah i mean there's something about that no nonsense gruff it's weirdly charming i don't know why yeah me neither let's see 啊。这里有个传送点,那就不需要特意回个毛线了,都不知道回吗? fuck! 我的天呐,行吧行吧,直接回趟闪提吧。格子快不够了,我都不用去看。 嗯, 同样的色素应该是这个更好,换了 好的出售 去他那里乘放下正确。 police and mike is suddenly the most powerful one。 还有漏的装备,为什么好奇怪。 你说我露白妆就算了,怎么可能会露蓝的呀,颜色都不一样, 这点出不去。行吧行吧,我想去那边铁匠那边看一下。 四三七四行 进攻返回。 let the magic begin 啊,从这开始吗? okay, we will gorge on your flesh ammo up end up we got comfy bounce over the red stuff ah, how else are you dead already go? 什么?火车大轮为什么晃的还是五圈?我麻了, 再见 啊!刚刚那个音乐好有那个可以看到的感觉。 unremarkable now back to the ice doom。 拒绝废物物质最快 place the standards so they interrupt the primary laylines feeding the ice tunes enchantment。 我擦我擦,我再擦。嗯, ice pride now shatter it and free solicit's physical form。 哦, 飞走了。 solicit's form will now begin reconstituting in the throne room next we must free her mind i have tracked it to the shrine of the goddesses so go there now go there now where ah chinese goes there and i join you, but i've got like a lot going on right now you know monsters slaying monsters collecting reagents bank within slaying more monsters you can 好好妹子, 这调侃杰罗特调侃的豪横。 没有没有,丢了 a poetry page walks upon the wind nearby three times round your hand wind a hammered copper band did you like that poem you can hear the rest of it at the tavern in breakfast you the breakfast 这地方一看就是有猴子, 这能过去吗?太远了,跳不过去。 什么等级?点一下。 let's go, let's go welcome traveler to the shrine of the goddesses。 省省电 so is there like an entry fee or all are welcome here please follow me there is a prophecy which foretells the return of salisa and i shudder to think what should become of the coil if it were ever to come true i pray that i do not live to see such a dark day you're in finally the prophecy says your next task is taking a leap of faith into the。 以后非常开心。 even you couldn't mess that up right? 你不仅要捏他杰罗特,还要捏他这个信条是吗? love you 哦吼,这边应该没东西了吧。 chop your pore face 传送楼层 congratulations you didn't mess that up although i would have landed more gracefully now you must find the elemental crystals which are the keys to unlock solicit's mind prison obviously don't make me repeat myself obviously look as much as i just adore holding your hand through all of this i've got beautiful women to sleep with and jealous husbands to avoid just follow the sight and figure it out what the fuck? 这要怎么过去啊? one two three to go shopping i say this because at this point i assume you don't know simple math。 基础算数都不会开。哎,没来得及关我跳。 oh, that's one less dad 啊,我说谢谢你 yeah it is forbidden to slither within this twisted realm but my curiosity overcame my judgment it is as the history's tell a warped and unholy pocket of reality forged by the sheer power of the first viziers during the shattering ritual when they imprisoned stella's mind in the shrine what was that delilah, oh, no, no, it's just some rude due for the world without my help you're right i am pretty heroic oh according to the prophecy the fire crystal has gone missing you have no idea what doom you harold it will mean death to the world should you proceed oh she probably has it i will guard the fire crystal with my life whatever kill her uh 价也太低了。 trust me right just pull this ground how do you pull what never runs dry? 我靠, 嗯 time to deactivate the locks up above but that is if you can figure out how to get back those crystals you gathered should unlock the seals and as much as it pays me to admit this i'm not sure what happens after that but what do you think you're doing this is madness don't you place one more crystal or aralding forced to shout as you again the word insanity is possessing you i'm begging you please stop what have you done? 我在这里。 solicit's mind has taken control of that librarian or whatever, that's a shame see if she's you know solicit now you good oh ugh what disgusting body are we in regardless it's absolutely hilarious that you are attempting to bring us back love that for us anyway catch us if you can better not let this body die she seems so innocent but we've got places to be don't let her out of your sight the prophecy says she must reach the point of ascension。 欢迎神助! is this really all you're doing it's just you don't look like a hundred miles or even very tough at all this is a delight mortals are all so stupid but especially you how wonderful no dropped in my own mind so listen controlling my buddies listen to me you must stop this little uh, please stop this catch。 瞄准了上海滩高,因为不够。这这条相当的不错,你妈的这是霸道! oh, i was so annoying, don't worry it won't happen again onwards and upwards well, that's not fake too old about this one i i would rather be colulating on a unicorn if i'm being honest。 我听到了,这上面没声音, 这里没有,那在上面走吧。 rng's got nothing known you thanks again for your help idiot mortal we can feel the locks upon our mind unlatching which means we're done with this body see you again soon, that's a shame you know she would have been fine if you hadn't doomed us all so that one's really on you see that solica's power is returning but there is one more task before we can fully resurrect her we must now focus all her aspects into one using the legendary weapon tide sorrow solicis bind bived yes, a trident, but two try to keep up let your magical site lead the way to the labyrinth of no escape and also endless tollmet i've always wanted to traverse a labyrinth the history of a labyrinth is lengthy and impressive it is said that in order to retrieve the key to enter you must must what must what oh crappy crappy crap crap crap crap what yeah so uh i was play testing my campaign and in this part of the quest i player ticket sun to get the labyrinth key but it just wasn't working because nobody thought to look up, but then i got sleepy and i forgot to replace the task what the hell are we supposed to do now hey baby it's cool, it's all good i can think of my feet just get to the labyrinth of no escape and also endless stormin and stop asking questions can do can do uh oh 这算个啥感觉不管从哪走都挺远的。看看我们多少鸽子吧,还是得卖,一样的没救,一样得卖。 能不能给我掉把金枪啊。 哎,还得回趟陕提城。没办法,我不想回, 可是 传送点你上 店太远了, 超快速,办完几回 看看怎么走啊。这这跳下去可以了, 就是没开门。 you will die by my thing even the prophecy doesn't know where the agent keystone is gone you will have to find it well that was quick now to open the door you must recite the following exactly clotonameus baradadum victorian you got it claubarine is barked on nick tom tom that was terrible you definitely summon the guardians within who will definitely kill you nice one if by some miracle you survive find the vibrant so the long lost keystone was like ten feet away and all we had to do was recite some jim nonsense words shut up valentine words have power you big dumb idiot moron ouch yeah i guess they do whoo yes, yes, come my hopless curse breaker free me from this eternal thirst we're gonna have to fight the scary thirsty lady aren't we maybe perhaps tummer dutchy now for so long for so many uncountable years have i been bound to this place for my souls ever dying yet never dead ooh i've got spooky shivers it's doing not say shit okay sorry geez, i was just trying to crack where was i oh yes ever die yet never did come to me break my chain only then shall one love that one six 啊,两条路啊,这边有东西。 there's a marble of mine nearby go and crack it open the great wizard of legend eldon has come to save his precious hometown from a demon he was shouting something it's my fault, it's my fault pretending to be our friend again like before we will complete our bond and come extraordinary beyond compare。 很明显那个已经变成恶魔了。 ready and dip 哦,精装武器武器精装武器,好耶好耶好耶 啊!那真是卑微。 嗯,我不太理解 好 他竟然是个装备。 这,这个命中率,认真的吗? not done yet。 打完了就这么点敌人,这个不能踩,这个没东西。 you should have known what would me not have the life。 不是你不是会隐身, 真的非好 精装有点名不符实。 ready to cost 秒装,卧槽,衣服。 you survive i'm actually shocked but all right grab the bident grab the biden i have waited so so long。 太大了。 sounds like the ancient demon fiend and queen of atlantis the heart vage i am freaking walk now no you heard me aye nice sure as i'll see you now, but let's add the red。 谁给你杀的,不多说。 never mind too late by the way it's very very cursed pretty sure i mentioned that anyway, i'll meet you back at solicit's eternal wellspring don't delay oh now that this is three aspects have been released she will begin reconstituting within her primordial essence of creation once, we bring the biden to the location of the shattering ritual it will resurrect her i guess i'll give you the honor of fighting beside me, but hear me when i say this do not get in my way。 开始卖东西。 what? 嗯?这是个哪? ok? 这挺离谱的,有那个东西,却没有传送电话, 还真没有。我无语了,牛逼,是你牛逼啊,是 i met a fair cyclops while drinking i think we were both quite enamored there's more poem where that came from just talk to the poet in the bright hoof tavern 哎,没有传上去,这台我这你妈行吧, 宝象中。 shit! 我拿走, 往前走。 smell that sister's dinner iran took you long enough, but at least i had time to drink my potions and the oil my blades now we head to the rooftop with a the shattering ritual was performed hear me wicked solisa it is i the undefeated monster slayer garret of trivia here my name well, though it will be the last thing you hear i stand ready to prove to the world that even a goddess can believe 啊,有,有过雪的,哈哈哈哈。 hahaha now die full i am your stream i am your end and when you are played all slow hahaha look at 给我死。 哎,没问题,下去 胡子发死了。 evil got once again scared by our soup's mighty head herbident clanky clangs go on it's yours now go on it's yours now yep now it's your curse oh great! 声音大你的命。 wait are we really stuff with this cursed violent thing i don't like that nah you can just sell it that is if you don't care about keeping solicita from getting all our big bad powers back riding the world or whatever not particularly no eh did you do you baby now send to the eternal wellspring slash throne room to meet your adoran public adoring public let's hear it for the hero of sunbang laces yes yes yes yes yes thank you for ridding us of the corrupting influence of solicia many of our sisters will still be in an unbridled fury, but some of us have been saved that fate thanks to you you have our gratitude。 不堪气了 okay so like there's this lady coiled and sunfang oasis who's trying to brew up a real special potion but need some health gathering the ingredients for it don't leave her hanging girl go help 啊!我眼睛要瞎了, 战利品 啊,没点出来拷喊至暗无音 去读。双字爱上草字爱上海洋爱狗 周记性的,呃,没啥用。 六十八记录 never run straw 这玩意儿我熟啊, 这,这玩意有个锤子。 嗯 啊,我不是很理解, 几乎当场试试, ok, 差不多远,真正的走。 let's go jump you with the unfortunate face share a drink with me i have before you an unfinished love 卡带轻 you shall help me complete it first find some crab legs go visit loretta she should have some loretta loretta is a crab manga and horribly in love with me unrequited very sad do not ask her about it yeah this is just practice i will change you see the crab eggs before you they you never let me steal anything so you want to get you some crab legs do you sure do got someone nearby and needs him for a potion oh okay not for cardasson is it because i really just can't stand her no, no, no, no surely, not no go right ahead then they're all yours loretta i require crab legs right now sell me yours they've already been sold karen what this is an outrage i am entitled to what i want at all times you you took the crab legs that were rightfully mine i'll kill you every calm down oh dare you tell me to calm down i will do no such thing ammo oh no you killed my least favorite customer i'm so sad better go mourn! 可爱心 did the redo mention me at all or know what don't answer that go find some crying apples for the potion should be close what exactly is a crying apple taylor, don't play coy friend it you know what they are their apples that taste like hate and when you cut them they fall up in rings and they make you think about the babes you wronged and then you cry oh you cry oh cry, oh cry you mean onions i don't know what that word you said means it sounds like silence print not gallery i hear you try to teach me something and mama don't like that ryan apples it is 我查什么了?怎么就给自己上了个失血巴?我吐了 there's a pluck in crying apples got at the stern surface soil then they'll pop out of the ground oopsy looks like the side clocks aren't happy about you stealing pots ready and tip on throat nice 啊,烧死了 没啥用。 like him cast a game 再找一下,再加个那里有 落地焖鸡,还差一个。找一下啊,这个水有问题,极品。 the love potion also requires googly tubers, sorry googly tubers what are you talking about the brown the darchie you mash him put butter on them shove him in your mouth nice delicious you mean potatoes this how you want to die for it 啊,刚才他照他了。 look at some made up words at me okay okay! googly tubers got it you got the stuff excellent now come back it's time for the let's go! 哦,这么近吗?不对吧?啊,就这么近吗?啊,原来绕一圈 回来了。 now add the ingredients good now the potion like love itself must do wives just as we must defend our hearts from false love you must defend this ocean from the dragonlights yeah i'm doing metaphors now my must go on as a storyteller load it up until it reaches the wall keep fighting them off take a little longer to reach more and don't let up now to me you just lose weight to be done fucking business the potion is ready come here drink of it behold my stuff hahaha you have fallen for my trap you are now in love with me sure i could get into it it takes all kinds i suppose it wasn't really a love potion though right just a nice gumbo oh you poor poor simple stupid dumb idiot be a baby bring dumb dumb head valentine the best way to someone's heart is to their tum toms that's why i keep shoving crumpets and maxi's mailbox oh yeah things are getting pretty serious twin maxi and me i have to say 啊,就完成了,这是个什么鬼呢?你这就有点侮辱我智商了。 百分之五啊。哎,只能说没啥用吧。 darling 这名字我觉得很有可能是你。他的深海 全卖卖就完事。我是不是又收藏了啥?好像没有哦,这个是我想用的。会,这六只确实挺好的。 道士奸笑 uh 啊。这个是有子弹的,他就飞了。 back to the ringstone with a little plate you the twelve snow has a pretty could you take a peek over here unless you're busy which are completely understand 啊?这鬼地方我之前打过了。 so nice of you to stop by i'm sully and i'm stuck in this wall here really didn't see this one coming how to manage to look up this resid wall well, i've got an eye for history and my research lets you believe the ancient corning of coronet is hidden in these ruins, but it all flooded and i got stuck trying to escape it's too solid to be brought down with what i've got on me as it happens i've had quite a bit of time to think in here if the water pressure built up behind me i pop right out, try those switches and there are some quite creepy things in here with me so if you could hurry you know if it's not too much trouble you've really done it i can feel it started。 本地牛。 oh shy clocks pals are here shall i have them take over no just go quickly oh, hey guys fancy meeting you here oh bugger um help! 收大便! 我靠,魔鬼变身了 ok? cheese! thanks i almost got it, but while it was almost done i did see a second precious witch think that ought to do the trick care to tell me why those cyclops would be in such jerks to you oh well the other cyclops do bullety on account of me being more into archaeology and less into murdering people doing what your love is commendable those cyclops are just bullies they are you're just as good as gold eh。 返回山里去? yes, that's it now quick come give all sullia tug oh right that's much better than isn't it love it holy did i just rip your spine out of your body oh, no i thought something didn't quite feel right the rest of my body must have gotten separated earlier in the ruin, should probably find that right go inside 嗯?这是直接跳下去吗? boy mate, that's my body wow, i finally feel like i myself again anyways i'm for sure stuck down here so guess i didn't really think this went through hey, look, i don't want to put you out any more than i already had you can just leave me here to die it's perfectly alright no, no i'll figure it out choices i'll just wait here then 淹没房间 oh my gosh it's working even after all this time they just don't make them like they used to right now get on over in light come on then follow me we can still find the corneal coronet so these are rare artifacts academic value only or well the corneal coronet historically belongs to the true ruler of all cyclops i suppose it has also made a fewer gold priceless jewels but i'm not really interested in all that you know oh, no flood it we'll have to stop this water flowing in or just give up and turn around again yes, either way billy is nice to have company on a ruin die for once you know usually it's just me and i'm not very good company enough you're wonderful sorry, all the other side clocks out there just happened to be the absolute worst you're not wrong mate honestly i think it's really unnecessary just don't murder for like five minutes you know it's not even that hard。 你们说真好猜,我就知道那里 sweetheart we did it not to be rude, but shouldn't you maybe now had a swim feels like a really necessary skilled web i think i would have thought of that, but last i put all my talent points to sometimes ah makes sense well, you can head on down there now i'm gonna stay here because i'm scared witness actually so close to the biggest fight of my archaeological career though whoa this is really spooky stuff i absolutely would have died down here multiple times without you good thing we master die。 高阶法式手 this is it combination that my years are studying all behind these doors。 不小多啊,好累。剪头小累。 打开 the coronet, it describe it to me exactly as it stands how heavy is it how does it feel we have a situation oh no let's run! 好。我更加确定这应该是其他的深海寺,深海也不是深海寺。 whew that was a close one are you late let's get out and then i can see that coronet let's see if i'm here then that means what does that mean gosh we made it i never thought we would oh no that was fine that was their whole gang i'm queen with shore ruins to my heart's content now what a what? 有点紧张 nothing, but the best for those police hey, try on the coronet it will look sharp on you。 我爽啊我操,这张图我掉了三个金武器,好阴影!侠盗小恶魔 枪啊啊,可以换掉了。 嗯,离婚的 妈超高速过了真的有用吗?会掉出几个? but me where this limits meant for the one true ruler of the cyclops i'm just sully this is what i'm saying the other cyclops obviously had it wrong see they're super dead you're excellent let me find some other excellent cyclops and make your own proof you know before today i would never have even considered something like this but you've really given me so much confidence and myself and who i am i have to say i think i think i might just do it thank you couse you're a mateful life excuse me i think i have something may i。 刚做完直线就出怪了,你妈这太破坏了神经感, 吃这个吧,洞察戒指近视 低暴跌伤害。
沃加纳杀手 next we have to seize the means of production then destroy them that also mark, and i we mean with this come come this way! come come this way here we are now the means of production are also the engines of oppression so god post them all i'm gonna go secure around by dropping the bridge we'll need up there you're the right bull bag in shot where are you going yeah? 近战爆剧技能伤害 don't think i can pull that off just yet just yet don't believe in a rand carnivation no you've been on the protein angel 根据伤害恢复生命史。 流氓造款跟流氓无分射速点暴击伤害傲无尽在伤。 这个我有点想买。 这是个车吧?这应该是把车 运转沙发爆机率爆机沙 quiet assantant air school。 见裂开就像这椰子 可以卖掉。谁卖掉? let's go 啊!对火点着卑微。 这呢,这个我看看。 一心火焰洗衣服,三餐一个人。 hi, when you save in the world power gaming is a moral obligation caught you now。 身后我身后哪里有关 wait 啊。回洗道具, 但很离谱。好,这个字都糊了。 ha, 这里面有个, 但是确实有点太近,我比较想去卖点东西。再往前走,去卖点东西吧, 也不多嘛。才拿了四样,哪来都来了。嗯,捡了,没票。妈 哦,地下还有一样,确实没看到。 oh, yeah favorite。 原地图。 嗯哼,这已经没东西,剩下的在这里。妈, we'll see you。 有离谱。确实有点离谱,对吧? 无敌的水。 没东西了吗?没东西是这样开的。 we're gonna have to fight this work in our thing at the end of this aren't we yep rolly you afraid of fighting a dragon valentine what no it's just a stupid game? anyway, whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa stupid game i'm gonna need to go ahead and take that belly right now, okay okay, take it back all right, it's the best game ever of all time, it's a very enjoyable game and i'm having fun hey, there you go up。 我确实低调确实低调。 我都不用打针,你怕他们打就可以 在回水。 this is five。 回去 太低了,还有一个 哦,离谱。这,这么久还没吃完, 自然 后面吧。 golden baby, golden baby, 你倒是你倒是过来。妈的。 look on your face now, look on your face? 嗯? what's that boom i heard that big break from here good work, good work。 跳也跳不上去吧。有点真的,应该不会吃。 不不不错,这 这个好看吧?在上身。 哈哈哈, 分钟见,舒服了。 好的没完。 bear dog 啊,你忘了 huh for goblin kind 啊?说胳不领看直爆罐。 i'll never see it again。 钥匙 okay! finish the bucket list! 确实太厉害, 我又捡到一个装看一下。呃,那没事, 第四 大手啊。我走吧。这就是个很普通的碰碰枪,而且什么属性没有。 we are welcome now come meet me, i've almost got the birds down i can't believe you really did it that ought to stick a potato and barkin ours tail pipe hey, so you know real dragons don't have tailpipes right, they don't proof that balkanar is a false god huh, just a little bit more tweaking and there now we have to split up again i need you to trap down some demolition goblins that work for varkinar steal the blasts that say used to open up new mining tunnels, we'll need them for the fight against varkinar, while you do that i'm gonna track down the lair of ice king freezacles who dwell wonder the mountain we'll need the power of his icy heart to quench the fires of the great oven, the great hudland is where the trolls smelled more online by the enslaved government just take it out we'll just there are primary source of revenue and weaponry。 还点东西往上,感觉箱子又快满了。 快行了,反正跑过来也快,把东西慢些。 可惜现在不能存东西,有点烦。 你看 yeah two 好在哪?这没印象。 哈哈哈。 finally that hold down oh, i still know it now here looks like someone to the wrong dead 干嘛? ha, 已经公平了 all this isn't enough turn me that news ring nothing well, that'll show that judge got went to the real revolutionary is sorry yo yo, oh, he's the worst he's this super potential sky, who's what was going off of a politics but never lifts a finger about any of it also they wear scarfs like the even inside。 每次释放加一个回答啊,这个是吸血的那种引导示范。 我刚刚记得我看到一个男的 oh, good i'm a necklace ya that was fine don't touch that loop。 别人在哪我都没看到。我操,莫名其妙就被炸的老远。好烦 我好烦啊,找大鬼。 alan top up over here i think i'm on the trail of freezer, please just keep collecting those bonds damn those tie ups but we'll take the response they've gotten use of the freezer goblins once and for all mate you just lose what to be drunk magic time my last word is it。 叫着叫着好烦啊! oh god, i'm sorry to keep doing this but i'm the real ducking of a people again, i spotted freeze of please, but he's also spotted me, and now he's definitely trying to kill me, oh, please help the show oh, mike, you are the new job you're not a cake you are again oh, that's one lucky, jack, i'll help you, thank you whoa。 好不好听,我是 我操他妈的,我操你妈的,吓死我了,操你妈啊, 我日你妈,谢谢你。靠,一点声音都没有,直到我打到我了捡一千块。牛逼 跟我说一句 你妈死了。 操,这都没补到,这太离谱了, 我上不去啊。是吧,我总觉得我在 哪里好像看到过 number two。 okay is that。 那里看到一个,但是好像不是。从这跳就已经没录了,就双线走吧跳 肯定不纠缠。你这个下去我感觉格子要满是不是已经快满了。三十三还有十五个,每天够用。再往前走 来,操你妈的,该走, 恭喜我妈的。 if i can 这打开 预言虚空。这是把狙啊 啊,这是把狙。护甲有微有效 真不多告诉我,我不要。你 好牛逼。 crap, i just have a crap that part wasn't canon and neither am i。 哎,很麻烦说你回去吧。其实我觉得格子有点不够。 scenes are not quite after snuff yet。 黑暗,所谓的城堡, 万里水浪。 i can smell the blood on you from here see you soon it's dangerous out there cover yourself in metal。 吃饭怕素质,触摸 后盾有六百二十九。我操, 延迟也就四点三 差不多。不换了不换了,买东西要花钱的。 shit! 快点上车是吧。 i hope and hope you die。 我还得记住才可以操你妈。 这里边重新出关就可以。上面有个东西,这上面 看看。这边也是烙的呀。 我就说嘛,之前看到过有一个逼子样的东西,这样就对了。 然后走去跳去还是跳这边。 i hate just gain me。 这里还有宝箱。 poetry page, walks above the wind nearby tom, the troll was a rotter, he never tipped his hat as the fog went by and once he was spied eating the village cat did you lie there bone you can hear the rest of it at the tavern in bright hoof。 谢谢 holy crap ooh left going up。 还有 这东西肯定掉下去,不相信不管,下次一看 啊,没完了是吧。操你妈, 这里跳过去太离谱了,还是往回走吧。 神行百变射击同时冲刺, hmm okay 哦,这有点屌, 下去再见了, 现在我掉了一堆, 怕出错,出错就是不能出手啊。哈,有点意思。 这个等会再说吧,先留着吧。这个可以卖掉这个可以卖掉。 this is a bloody detailed map now that i look at it how their else did they chart all this。 上有点太低了,他那个 你坐一下干嘛。 哎,现在就可以了。 第八无影奸笑。 嗯,先抓两个最高级的看看。莱维特发射 啊,不知道是哪个。这个是 怎么说呢,就是有比较多的敌人手有这个。 ah two in it。 这枪是来搞笑的吗?这头发成这个鬼样子 他也不高,我不是理解是吧。 i wonder what the gods were thinking giving me so many skills and everyone else so few。 就像这样子,那就越打越慢,你松一下手就快了。 就是吧,怎么说呢,点射枪。这些枪都是怎么说呢?都是属于对群的 还是大号的流氓。分了吧,这个发射很明显是打那个精英怪和 boss。 you got this serious this is my competition。 炸我啊,炸不 炸?不炸的爽不爽? 哈哈, 太否去大烤箱 店没东西吗?啊?没东西你特意放这么一块想干嘛? hmm bombs, i'm thinking bombs。 那就动蛋蛋吧。 your help is right behind me pop your hair take this monster down are you founding sure 啊?给,一边打一边去。这还好。 hello, guys! the ice king subject start with what we need grab it time for spell grab it while i rally some more goblins to a cause i need you to shut down the great oven with a heart of phrase at least i'll find you when the time comes。 二番队伍是他们唱, 等时机到了,我是来过来找你。 greetings great oven forgive me, but i must quench your flames what's with the bell champion the gathering bell rings you must wake haste toward the tribute arena and we will prepare for the coming of organard i'll meet you along the way leon your god for the oracles, i'm nearly there i wonder where the best place to bury me loop is。 河南的下手。 我靠,出出金金金的嘞!牛逼牛逼!跟着魔法球不疼,不用看了。这是啥真相?毛地黄。我靠,两百八, 这是把狙。嗯?这怎么这可能没什么用。 这这应该是把狙。这个两百八的 换掉不好用,到时候再换吧。我记不到 you gonna do that puzzle。 这里下雪滑的我还上的来吗?我比较好奇这个。我可不想每次都重新跳。先看看吧,怎么上来 退休了。 go for my collection! 这个结账了,还行。 huh holy crap。 这个怎么跳?往下跳。 let's not tell it was a destroyed baby。 雷迪报废了宝宝贝贝 其他 蛮一般的。一般 一般一般没什么用,毛地黄估计就跟他虚空深渊应该也是吧。 well, well, well, all bad guys。 啊哈哈哈哈哈啊, 基本就是个对群的武器,还是拿这么多血丝吧。哎,拿错 fuck。 这倒没事 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。 看下地图啊,在这里玩, 约到那里去 转进攻。 rng, that doesn't known you。 这种钓相的听姿势已经。 what is the fucking hell? 看看还有一个,这里怎么上去那应该都是一样的。 来跳,跳个头。 come on back anytime。 这地方。我靠, 七八 好, 这是哪里啊?我操哦,差不多的位置,稍微在真的痛。 这隐身对时间有点太短了,我希望再再长一点。 等一下,看到了吗?看到了看到了。 嗯, 这种就纯粹是为了恶心玩家,你这下完全可以不放的。他就是放这一下恶心玩家。 你这你这个小胖会怎样吗?不会啊,完全不会有任何后果的。鸡巴, 你这还不够是吧。又来一次妈逼 耶。 哼, 可以绕过去。 你他妈是狗吗? 看这这这,你他妈的除了恶心玩家还能干嘛?一路上全部放这个机关, 而且是放在那种死角上面。这个你第一个看到了,我知道了我,我会防范,之后我看你妈。 come on back day time, yeah, the more, the night, the better, the loot。 可以走了 huh jane 这些也是真的好用。太好了, 跑图神器。 整的有点离谱,子弹都喷在我身后了。 对,走错了。 玛尼自爆,我就知道。我看到一个隐身的了好吗! 啥玩意?十五块,贱不贱?太贱了,进攻之路 ten mine, yeah, lucky。 一二一 how old are you gentle ripping? 开始继续 so yeah 表演。 哈哈哈, 一个现在还不够,好几个是你妈的。 oh god, what am i done no, no, no it's probably like we read the star wars every time。 好好 好的完成 不,平安已满。 i've never killed anything i hate even though it's for a righteous cause i can't do that ever again i'm sorry, but you'll have to fight barkener on your own champion the tribute arena is just up ahead follow me time to kill her whatever barkener happens to be 啥也没有, 这个进不了,这个可能也没有用了吧。这个肯定没有了,慢一点, 垃圾游戏,七万个一万。有延迟的 这个吗?哎啊,算了算了,亏的不多,还好 去把地上的这个剪。 什么时候开第二个第三个武器草,真吐了,两个武器草根本不够用,三个还差不多。 嗯,突然定制。 you, you who are neither troll nor goblin how dare you set foot within my real no, i'm gonna kill you so bad you think you can kill a god your love oh good morker terracy and ah so i've started goblin with delusions of grandeur i am tour of the decay of home and you'll play the pill in today help me and go for the net oh, so on my bullets no crap sorry that was supposed to be a warning shop 啊!这种炸药不是你他妈啊!这个好啊, linked out for either to ruin everything goblins you feel philips three my goblin ten what kind of gods can die? 突然就出现 oh, i'm on a tick close enough you did good kid real good i think you've earned a nose ring and then some what really this would be a truly mighty nose ring, but none of this would have been possible without you i think you deserve this more than me。 我现在没有。 on behalf of goblin time i must thank you champion we will forever be in your debt now if you'll excuse me, i must inform the gtfo leadership of our victory there is much to do。 一经反派。这个卧室 菜真的好菜,要么就是我现在武器太好吃吧。 finally a bloody customer finally a bloody customer。 这都不用看了,肯定直接换了。有没有用 match? 并没有,我是我的, 有用的就那么几个,这几个只能说有点用,但是这是完全没有,直接卖卖就可以了。 perfectly! 至少拥有十万金币, ok? 这不是个很难的事,就先这样吧,先这样拿着 啊你妈。 omg, perf so hot! come on back! come on back。 那边又看到一个天空,但是还差一个天空。在哪里?山后面那只能从这进被我猜到。 smell, it coming from that dungeon that's a shrine piece brush my heart and who to die be my last。 打冰架的时候最好有打冰的,有点一般, 天天 take it you guys let me show you the way out does anyone pay attention to max harry white, a shrine piece glints in the sun in a glinting manner you got yourself a shrine piece biddy。 感觉有点敷衍。他现在四七同时通 国家。 dag, it ah, no record yeah perfection itself quickly now bring that lead here。 我靠,没锤到真恶心,我必须得跑,还打中标。 ha, you should attack a doctor, i don't know not die this is your hero oh is it party now。 啊啊 can i take my product to science i've got a phone to pick with you they said i'd get to ride up somewhere out there to look for the tanking oh i'm too good you made me look gorge in front of my fans so now you can look gorge in front of yours if you have any okay i am back in the race we shall see who is the true alchemist now brothers your payment 清库爆满,十万起步。在地图上一个拍视频的我 还是乖乖的 let the magic begin call 嗯,确实没什么都没事。 i did no do you have any idea who i think i am 我居然没漏东西吗?我是认为我漏东西了我才来用 这里有点 方便,太久,卖了卖了, 全卖了卖了,去把那个升级一下。 this is a bloody detailed map now but i look at it now there else that they chart all this ok。 新版本的在线下线,你现在在哪?
so what's got trick his pants all drinky anyway。
立马滚出 他做的法抄来解决,我弄不出来了。 有了你的帮助,我也许终于能赢得地板萌的鼻环了。 一个鼻环,这是荣耀的象征。代表一番正式成员身份, 领导曾质疑我的能力, 我简直喜欢,辛苦到断背。到底是啥工作 融入的铁匠,东锤大师出去送快递了,他让我来负责锻造一堆魔法装备。问题是我只会锻造自己的假简历。其实我根本不懂怎么制作魔法装备,但至少知道咱们得先去开采魔法矿石,拿上那把铁杆去疯狂挖矿吧。 啊, 在后面 都会 小样, 全体结构退了, 称王称霸了,我把用干了。 咳咳, 我以为暴力就是答案。
who's fate maker look out? come on too late! 快带走! hope that works out for you can take your time looks better whip the world one back in business know what you're coming a mile away hey my mushroominian whoa let's handle mine or i don't like to say bud lasting time yeah! come on! let's go look here you go look at me that easy whoa 啊哈哈! this paper oddly stretch let anyone out for this max 哇哈哈哈哈 we all walk away from the main walking way rich where are your banners what the little kids fell and they kick you out what's it there for i ask you yeah? what is that what about you what enter if you dare but seriously you should dare now the fun begins you still following me all right then let's go remember this again quick quick quick backside for dare! 下饭! 呜 啊啊! why good night befriended a sentient road button instead oh hi out there! 漂亮! now i'm just getting hold up magic time you may against the world of life yeah! 哈哈哈 all right haha you should adapt a block door i don't know don't die oh it's a party now fucking business move down really makes the eyes walk thank you so yeah see this guy yeah trust me right now all the healing junes here oh daisy! 嘿嘿, 掌声 ready to cost oh no something like a job well done 啊, 好久不见。 a live private embarrassing yourself all right, all right stay close nah i know yet that will make things too easy 哇哇。
好的,来打小提娜的,比方吃鸡的 doc 奥叫做抛客盛宴吧。 我猜又是十五分钟打完。哎,这是有字幕了, 之前字母也没有。你如伊媚尔达,拥有钢铁般的意志,对一切的充满渴望,无论是爱、生命还是意念。 虽然他的饥渴感不断增长,然而储存这种感觉的空间却不断缩小。于是他开出了一个让自己都无比骄傲的秘方,开出了混世遗竭的巨魔计时能力。 这个秘方大火成功,他的药水极为高效,他那颠覆性的副作用可谓是锦上添花。随着他的欢愉和意面容纳量不断增加,他对力量的热爱也水涨船高, 变成了怪物是吧。 countless threads of fate and fortune are twisted here all wrapped around that castle in the forest i see only vague shapes a mushroom, a crab a bean maybe a bean very mushroom bean anyway, these are no doubt ingredients for trouble something on savory is brewing in these。 王奖品 啊,骷髅。 where is the end of me? 雅密诺,不要过来,百分百是自保。过来好像不是 搞啊, too late。 我日,又是那种, 还有一只呢。 每个房间进站对敌人造成。 那么因为这个有箱子。这比之前那个啊,给的是 这个素材吗?有点拉,我真的是。 i see a few individuals wandering nearby who may have a clearer vision of this situation that i do use your expertise to find out what secrets they're holding。 去你这 侧过桥的。 one of them has drops a list kid shall we take a look。 不要符合我,谢谢你。 第三位, huh 恶棍强大处拿到破五重担 it says magic shrimlet told the thing goblin beans。 魔法不要涂鸦,一定都。 what monsters dream of a list like this it's unfathomable i must see the minds that cooked up this mess only a wild could concoct such twisted things go and find it。 呃,往这边走,我觉得这里可能会好。 这能打吗? 啊,终究还是传授们类似的玩意,我以为吊针了。 lorax in your future shrooms grow in every crevice of these woods which you give the forest its distinctive pungent scent i can't smell it of course i can't even imagine 舞蹈 oh cool but you have to tell from your face that's an accurate description i see five mushrooms in your future good luck finding ones without bangs that one's mine don't touch that loo。 啊,就没了,下面 来不及打, 这是支付。留在 一直都没就好, 问题不大。来啊,来,进家再坐。 小芳,来不及了,对不起,这确实是我的。 贪了贪了贪了,我一点两天不会。 i had spies to your life there is more yet to be conquered coconut travel i i guess 啊。面对镜中攻,重打吧,需要坚强意志,杀着女巫一米二大拥有钢铁般的意志啊。重打 我是,那我不做了,直接开打,我累了。 a mushroom crab very lumpy bee anyway, these are no doubt ingredients for trouble something unsavory is brutally。 谁往前走就可以 直接挂,都不用打。 i see a few individuals wandering nearby。 果然还可以接受。 you may have a clearer vision of this situation that i do expertise to find out what secrets。 全部元素 all right, one of them has dropped a list of ingredients shall we take a look it says magic shroomlets。 忘了 fangs, goblin beans hotter, cold pirate crabs any kind of do what monster would dream up a list like this it's unfathomable i must see the mind that cooked up this mess only a wild imagination could concoct such twisted。 继续往前 解决一个快速开打。 which rooms grow and regret these wolves, which give the forest its distinctive hundred cent i can't smell it of course, i can't eat it, but i can tell from your face that's an accurate description i see five mushrooms in your future good luck finding ones without fangs。 两个直接拿就完事。哎,这个螃蟹还有 都不用管的。 as my friend gus, the court jester used to say there's no fun without fun gus, he was annoying, may he rest in peace。 鸡巴,我人都快死了,别他妈落地就是倒地状态的,还好。 the goblins that dwell here value three things in life coin serving ancient architecture and their beans you'll need to draw the alpha goblins out of heightened to get the ripest beans picking off a few of their less queen and doubt friends should do the trick。 孤独的酒。 嗯?怪呢,刘欢也没有啊,这才离婚啊。吓死我了。这就可以干了, 怪呢啊。来了一定要往前走才会刷是吧,看傻逼了吧。 哪边啊,就光看到红点,却没看到敌人 小的。 hey, you in there。 这里有个箱子,先把箱子跳。 哎呦,这怪是什么鬼,这也太少了, 等他来找我还不如主动去找,往对方要走。 the big right one is coming。 搞了, that will be。 完全没打中。什么鬼,这太厉害了,没死再打下死了。哎,我好担心 我那个格子不够。妈的四幅手刹这么高,这也放下, 谢谢。 good crap, you are the crap。 老板呀, a 一下左侧这里啊,红点是大棉怪呢。 直接下去,还没下去, 加个队伍驾到。 those gobs are has been now where are they hasn't beans whatever moving on? 道具道具,眼镜传送 back in business 啊,还没打完呢。 the pirates of this idylic cove may not have much in the way of creature comforts, but they do i have crabs lots of crabs i'd watch out, while you're collecting crab meat they're known to be and by they i do pie。 你他妈你他妈。 哎,我怎么龙都不出来。 why? 会秃,但是秃的有点慢。 好危险,感觉是直接死的啊。不行, 我就有点明白了,这他妈是无限刷敌人的那种。他把东西捡了,我直接走了。这是去找道具的类型。 that's black spots for you oh got it how is it i'm always down with you such a murderous mushroom oh did you imagine you'd be catching。 我隐身,你怎么打的我。 the parents today tell the truth。 这太离谱了, 还有螃蟹在哪里 啊啊 啊,这是螃蟹队伍在哪里啊?地上走了,我明白了,打过一次就知道了,再走这里。 对,稍微高了一点。哼,完了,要掉啊,不会掉,最近刚打了个会掉血的,哎,别死。哎哎哎,吓死我了, 顺便把点数点了,点个及格, 等刷跑键。 敌人呢?请问敌人呢? you seem like you've had enough of this crap。 我有点明白了,这好像挂也不用打,就直接剪个那个就可以乱了是吧。 这个任务啊,吓死我了。 靠,妈的好吓人,差点掉下去。我子弹不够了,有点缺子弹。子弹 完全没打中是什么鬼?我是卧室的。 i hear these crabs are to die for oh, i guess the pirates proved it。 哎,有些蜘蛛侠 fell is ready recipes now that you've caught crabs it's bone time oh the monstrous mind that wrote this a recipe must be stopped just put us to the start step carefully the trolls here pride themselves on the size of their bones。 还没打完。英德古城。 you can't make bone meal without cracking a few bones。 恶棍骷髅怪打他。 not yours give those bone piles a shake and see what happens。 嘿, every day's a grind isn't it。 我靠,还有一龙把我撞了。 thanks time of embarrassing itself。 完全没打到。这什么弱智。 嗯,我想理解这个空气膜会掉东西吗?别隐身。 不会啊,也不会啊。 啊?那为什么这个标的意义是什么?这不就得倒完了吗?我不理解。 i can't understand。 卧铺在哪里呀 小哥。 did you ever think you'd have this many bones outside your body。 一打一吗?好的。哎,扔点东西吧,我不点白的了。我没想到这个 doc 油成这么疼。 之前蛇人无所那个第二岁真的打得快,十分钟结束。可以下一把。这东西不见了。点你妈乱了,我累了。 那不是可以开两个半?同时开两个半 金金罐头。 you broken more bones than you've broken sweat。 我靠,这什么鬼,这么棒的吗?吓死我了。还有一个在哪里哦,这个开过了。 这我开过了。哎,我,这我开过了吧。我靠,我还得找一个我没开过的,这个方向 又没有掉出来,杀了。 they should call cute gelatin's bone snacks instead of bone memes。 第二次耶,一下好了,走了。 呃,这是 boss 战了吗?先打点弹药补一下吧。希望有弹药。我子弹不是很够啊。 我靠,他妈枪魔法怪为为什么完全打不动啊,这太过分了吧, 全是钱, jack 一个啊,不是这样,来吧来吧来吧你妈的。 哎啊,也不难打嘛,找个位置打就行,还挺能击败。 嗯?啊,原来我冷却法则是遵义战神。我以为是野生的 啊。我操,这雨天白开我吐,还他妈刷小块,我吐 什么?挨打的 直接开始,好累啊。大哥,分鸡蛋的吧, 登云驾驶啊,怎么这个局刚好这么好打的吗? dj 他妈的打都打不动,太弱智了。 打,打完了。 she was out of a gourd there at the end, wasn't you terrifying, terrifying no more buns like。 可是为什么货都打完了还能出怪?你是怎么做 的任务啊?带着下楼下见。 扩张魂的扩张。我看看,这是我,谢谢你。又是一周拍一个新阶段是吗?然后又要打四字啊,牛逼。 what a rose, one wow, man, it's fucking。 弱智,太弱智了,听听看这声, 把东西买起来。这个是馄饨,一百多 馄饨酒不怎么办,馄饨级别都可以。 嗯?他第一个阶段难道是 come on, 看时间就能到?握手, ok。
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newbie, don't worry those jerks at the table can't hear me it's just us down here hey, i know i'm the villain, but i still just wanted to wish you lock on the whole quest thing not that you need lock, right, i mean you're the fate maker here's a fake maker 哦,方便。 bite in tight lighting eyes, the right side。 先看一下自己有什么东西吗? 这确实没必要换,这也没必要换没必要, 还是标记比较费劲。 a quest doesn't have to be a one way trip? 好像不如我的那个吧?不如我的 back question i can smell the moon on your home here。 无声尖叫,无敌尖叫。 这是进展武器。 一开始其实都不用买,看一下。 let's go before you rise the mighty walls of great hoof, but you're not the only new arrival a massive skeleton army is sieging the city so careful scalley mans scary ships there's fun cleaning down crispy skelly ships land on the picture on loading evil cargo of skellyman's and skelly women's let's do the charge 感觉。 i wonder what the best place to bury in locals? 请看 十八怪,好臭了, 就这么点点,就这 东西都不在家的,太离谱了。 他这里有个 shows good lucky watch out newbie。 哈哈, oh my god! the skeletaler he blasts the hole in the barrier, the defense is our bridge 哈哈哈哈哈, are you magical? you see a loan figure fighting back against the endless tide of skelliman though his armor is scarred by hundred battles his honor is untarnished it's go to mike holiday! mike okay。 再次花费量, 再来一次。 i you citizen over here。 别弄小凡。 let's see if i'm here then that means wait what does that mean i saw you fighting the undead on the beach glad i'm not the only one given these bony pricks a hard time put the mouth on you for a paladin do i bloody look like i've got time for manners lessons i'm up to my cod piece and i'm dead i came out of nowhere yeah that's the dragonlord's doing just came from robin is two actually the dragonlord bollocks will have to deal with him later right now we have to break this siege the undead have catapults lobbing skeletons over the wolves i need you to destroy them here take this c for 这不是哥 i don't you like the horses but can you make it more fantasy thing than c four right? right right right right go catch ya yeah right here take this fantasy four fantasy port all out the villages get to safety fight through the seat field and use that fantasy folder blow the catapulster kingdom bloody calm。 突破围城 ok? 这么大的,我看看啊,也不算大。 the rise brothers be born onto battle then tophole is straight ahead good luck sister i've really missed this part been too long since i conquered anything after a few centuries he just get that covering it now。 僵尸枪手是吧。 time for a spell。 没东西,上面看到一个, 这怎么上去啊 啊?从这上去会掉血,掉血掉的不多就不行。 ooh what's going up? 好,现在是主线时间,只能先打主线。行吧行吧。 good well, oh skelliment is here as you near the catapult。 搅死 哇,这没事 can't do it 哇?状态效果 this is a moon slap that fantasy floor onto the caliphal now set it off are you gonna stamp bloody clear the catapult explodes into glitter and grave open it's nothing brilliant keep lost in them back to the great health listen okay so callon mike isn't mine but i met this cool! nerdy barista on the echo net and they said i could use their b and b character if i wanted and i was like hell yeah and they were like chop, chop, chop chop and i was like ooh i'm stealing that exit too okay let's go 啊!服了 golden baby golden baby! 迟到点 看 又偷吃鸡了。 to me you just lose weight me hold my stops ha you should attack a lot of them on tonight not die no the real magic is a laughable work eating done every day by school and magic 正在自动挡, 来 啊啊啊! this is a bloody detailed map now that i look at it how their else do they chart all this? 太可怜,眼力了还打王冠,收东西还得靠眼力,这多傻逼。 last they set the last half up on the fallen tower figure out a way to get over there that's way too big of a jump what if we undesproyed that last catapultan through ourselves over no touching the miniatures launching yourself with a catapult sounds cool, so i'm gonna let it go this one this once 啊,怎么上去? uh? how can i get up yeah? and what's saying that roy those catapults take hundreds of goblin arrows to construct i'm out here creating jobs you know ah, i think that's quite about you we've got a big feeling james here。 打死他! bones for the crime now the fret i understand flashing before my eye being a thief is great way better than being a peasant stealing's a bit like working only you take what you like and you don't get blister some places you are from working so hard having a dickie cod and i am dictating this is my last words before meeting the hoodsman's axe and sure i suppose i did piss my life away toiling in the thievery, but life is a journey so just i stick blossom yeah。 嗯? 哎,不好看。这个好冷。 嘿嘿 啊,泡过头好透伦。确实不好调整, 这次又没跑起来,一定得跑起来再跳才跳的过去。 就是应该。你他妈的这玩意算碰撞几级?我错误了,不算太傻逼,走吧。 this is fun does anyone pay attention to max by the way no never win my spell is great enjoy our ranks soon enough sort out those pesky cat folks that explosive letter stuff to be quite the number on them that old bloody learning ha regrouped by the main gate i can see him gather him for an assault oh good for you see while you're having your little heroic tantrum out there my forces are already at the city getting ready to burn the place to the ground this is great we're all having fun aw 啊,还得再用 look at that piece 哦,还有一个。 well, you stranded here's a nice bridge for you we've been waiting for that bridge to pop up bloody infrastructure idiot finally came through by the new cameras。 可还行? hey, you showed those phone eds, one of the queen's waste stones no way, i've never actually seen one of these before are you like my car yes, i am, and i'm willing to sell you my autograph oh, right, i'm bloody impressed i only heard about those in stories oh, that's one lucky that the queen's magic has unlocked more of your power as a fate maker, the dragon lord's armies don't stand a chance。 你会轻易解锁。 oh man you're doing so well too bad i don't have anything up my sleeve for this blendo, a troll smashes through the bollocks put those new powers to the text next time let's take it easy a lot guys you know 一百块 back in business okay。 嗯,刀剑舒适性, 而这个卖装备比较费劲。 now, but what the most broken build i can make 哦,可以快速出手,牛逼 当然是抛弃 干掉。 i can somewhere out there is move for the tank。 进去 give him the chop the tide of skillimens trolls waynes you pound off the assault an entire army and a one of you can give me a challenge watch it fate maker you haven't even seen me drive over here fate maker 子弹呢?约载了没有? honestly i didn't quite believe it, but you fight like something out of a legend oh you are a fake maker ah come on we stopped their ground assault, but there's some undead that made it into the city better hurry if you're gonna stop me and save the world i can only drag my feet destroying bright hoof for so long bloody gates are closed give me a moment i'll get us in oi lost sky open up the gate um speak the password passwords open the bloody gate before a shove leaves down your throat stick a handle on your ass and turn you into my own personal bloody teapot it's definitely him guys open the gate come on for get ready it's gonna be a right mess in there。 要他女王这么是吧。 ok, 接下来的剧情明天再打。
like in cascade, as you enter bright hoof you witness total carnage homes are on fire, scary mans are eating people's fate it's soup's depression this is soup's depression come on, we have to clear the city, we'll make our stand in the main square yes, yes, push on my armies of unyielding darkness once i take this city the whole world will fall into my hands is this working for you i want you to hate me i'm talking true loathing like an absolute rage motoring within following you out like a housewire just let me know if there's anything else i can 是要找的话可以 vent or figures i can kill i'm all here。 表示闯荡 好久没打了,有点不太习惯, 半自动和连发,只有这三个。这几个 在哪里啊?光听到有人打我,但我不知道怪在哪里,难受。 i've got a founder pick with you! oh shit 呀, 给我踩, 我靠, 干掉死爆怪。 sorry, that was the time to be a warning show。 大哥对! oh! 爽到! do not between this? 干掉, 看到 就刷完了,甚至都没掉道具就离谱。到达中茅广场, 感觉 let's go! 哼,这还是进不去地方 啊,不能互动。 why? 哎,这里有个那个离谱打提成的。进入 size, 崛起,金币五千, let's go! 这里还过不去, ok? ambush! ambush。 哇,这伤害好高,离谱了。 看看这什么歌, 看到撞到 开枪是什么?不存在的。 哎呀,在动对看。 but you see that the drawbridge to the inner walls has been raised there's stuff on this side i think it's obvious we seduce the drawbridge time for a second。 啊啊这是,这是小孩子能看的东西?嗯? 哎,我觉得声音有点轻哎,游戏的声音拍到最高了吗?啊,就这样了吗? likes。 我觉得我语音声音比他大多了。 let's go! 次游调调。这个是互动,练不完的,很清楚的。在上面 看下,没干没 rng size, nothing known you。 看这你这个有点离谱啊,掉到上面也能掉的吗?看着很爽,下次再来看 i jump 果然可以 jump 还带酱的。这个会掉血啊,上不去 哎。果然是道具就很离谱啊。他道具跟那个弹药颜色差不多,如果是白装备的话。 oh, i'm not playing nothing to the drawbridge playing hard to get is it working yeah! i'm not even gonna make you roll for that the drawbridge it digs your flavor baby works every time i walks every time excuse me come on my square is this one the skeleton who brings me the queen's diamond head gets one of those novelty, turkey drumsticks even if you can eat it they'll club a human like a fence post ok? 直接干活点 一次看好几个,还是挺爽的,但是这款车又是大洋,好烦哦。 clear the square, this is where we make our stand for the queen。 我操他妈的。 good off let me work this out, so we all walk away rich how did you even get this spell? 以掠夺或 购买九十五。你他妈少爽到坏蛋的悉心都市。哈哈,他们打架,我摸鱼 还没打完呢,有点慢。 我这是蒸墨鱼, 没东西了。好吃, 竟然会没东西。有同学打我在哪里? 开枪?怎么不存在的。真实新点数可以 不可爆头。直接爆死了。 看着牛逼,离谱过离谱, 拍一个你这这个可以,你撤啊,你撤不?你还撤不?嗯, yeah! oh, that is a thing of as the last life of smelly men cluttered to the cobblestones realize you've done it the undead heart has been defeated。 大声 for the queen it's for the queen you're so good to be a hero i hope you remember this, i gave it a shot playing by the rules now, i'm gonna have to start breaking them。 阅读一元 yeah yeah, eh。 暗影出击,嗯, 自动变为暴击,但暴击伤害量介绍, ok? 持续八秒近战伤害提示 倒不如越快加臀越高。 嗯, ok。 真得意。 and 英雄点 here 物价图案 除了杀害都点,他不讲优越些。爬,爱奎斯沉重, 说什么又没事,玉龙有事, 完全没有抓到自己可以用的,很难受啊, 一幅画很疼。 这个几乎没差别, 格子又看满了,希望不会用完吧。阅读语言 the fate maker wheels great power in the face of evil, it feels like something lost long go has been found it feels like home bloody brilliantly done over here fakemaker right, you've saved us all fate maker you are the hero of brighthool now about this bloody dragonlord business, i'm sure the queen will be eager to meet our new fate major in person the castle gates are right over there look at me meeting a queen 啊,直接穿送 the gates of her majesty's castle swing open as though they anticipated your arrival and then you hear the clock of perfect hooves upon the cobblestones they belong to the the most goodest majesticus ruler ever seen by mortal eyes queen but stallion。 打死他嘞 呀,等一下,这字幕好小,怎么回事?也不能调吗? her magnificence it just washes over you man yes, i feel it it's busy you spilled your soda yes, i and it was in honor of the queen。 不要说话,我靠近了,然后呢? yeah, oh, yeah, sure yeah, i'll tell him yeah, okay, so um she says you are the bravest fate maker the wonderland test scene in generations, but though you have pushed back the dragon lord's attack his downfall can only be brought about by one thing you must go and retrieve the sort of souls i'll get into that yeah as a sort of souls although thank you valentine for paying attention to the expedition the sort of souls is the coolest weapon in the whole game are we really getting that i mean if you complete west yeah, i'll murder this whole question everyone in it i want that sword contents, but it's in the right spirit。 探索区域,立志大门 okay her majesty says that the sort of souls is hidden in the shadow grave barrow, she will be reaching there personally, but yeah would you say we're being bestowed a huge honor i've always wanted to be bestowed something girl you totally just got this down。 大众厕所好啊! it's happening。 使用 wonderlands overward 啊。回到大世界了。 先回到那个地方去卖点装备,毕竟 居然蛮离谱的。 风月如葵, 还挺快的。 wing skate let the magic begin you won't be late 啊。还是标记比较烦,我有 太费手了。 零四五一贺明记啊, 会移动到哪里?抛弃 ah fuck 掉针了刚刚 magic time 什么弱智设计, 非要传染吗? 音效没完,雷凌出来了,然后也没有 特效。嗯哼 i can cast a game。 一定要每次都飘一下, 力度大,没事 let's go! 把东西都卖。 哦哦 there a bridge upturned perhaps you could cross or it give it a big squack name's a haku baby quack you may now cross at your lingerie every story has an end and a yours is right now。 牛逼牛逼,好卡。 whoa give it a mile today? 直接偷袭可多废了。 除了金币啥也没有啊阿,离谱。 没有发现是主线,这里没有路 投硬币。 哎呦,干的。 this shrine is dedicated to zoomeos the patron god of power walking。 速度保护神 打不透好吧, 最残酷。 the queen says that the sword was hidden here in case the evil souls rolls from their graves and needed to get absorbed forever why did she just absorb the dragon, lord soul and be done with him i don't know he's he's bad, he's not that bad and what do you do now want to villain to fight huh fret yeah fret suck up duck gut。 好孩子,不要学。 这里有条路。 好吧。没有了。 很近。在那个上面,屋子上面 啊啊,还在里面, 记得去吧。 the more, the night, the better, the loops。 音乐很渗人,但是这游戏完全。我知道这游戏的低调,完全不吓人 哎。好像可以哦 对吧,可以用了 十首歌嘞。 vice getting tight mighty night the right site。 不是所有辣椒。 right the forces of evil right in that places。 熟悉 now give it a cool main and die with it in your hand。 下挂式极速火箭。 嗯 hey, you little cutie idiots hello again you're here for the sort of souls aren't you they put me in here for being possessive but the jokes on them i'm gonna get to the sword first then the dragonlorp gonna make me his freehand lady, hey, she's just trying to make this hard exposition shooter in the face, a lot the dragonlord is so cool and evil not like you cutie idiot you're a gross fate maker what's the deal with that anyway being good is dumb and stupid you shouldn't give up now or you can just stand there like a dumb dummy and listen to me the whole while the dragon lord's army raven to the world i wonder how many people are getting turned into skeletons it's very important i'll guess uh twelve too low three hundred yeah, yeah, that's closer anyway, my general point is that you're a super loser and the dragon lord is the best guy in the world。 就是个没有任何对话的吗? classic narcissist, i saw a lot of myself in her that's not gonna work on me cutie dummy, i told you, i was possessive that body sucked anyway, i'll go get a better one did you hear what she said about me not that bad nice try, but she can't retcon turning me into the villain in all her campaigns no wait there was that one other guy the sorcerer job stealing hack handsome though handsome hack handsome tear 呀! i think that's quite enough about you。 哎,对,我那个找死 厉害。真的。下一位, 变大枪是吧?嗯?变大枪是吧?拿现代枪不?嘿嘿, 我的妈,吓人。 干掉下一位。还有吗?还有,再见,再见。 whoa, that's one look at that 啊?解放军全是你的武器。蓝兵服 完全不吓人好吗?你就算弄这么阴间的音乐也完全不吓人。 这游戏机叫太阳镜,这烟火没人在。 哎,好玩。 我靠, 再见,再见。没,没砍死,干掉下一位。 好呀,好什么 卑微 没伤害。 hey, you cuty idiots! yeah try it out bad view this whole thing is really below my team not gonna kill me badly, she's ruining my favorite part of killing things which is that they shut up and stay dead inside the mausoleum a chest catches your eye。 哎,还在点东西,好烦。傻逼游戏就不能把装备品高亮一下吗?好烦,真的好烦。插头 烤箱魔术师也是爆炸。 okay, somewhere out there loot for the taking there's a root for taking。 正在吃豆瓣,这还能吃? honey, thank you ah, it's a dark magic spell ooh dark magic gives you health stealing powers sounds evil, but let's call it moro gray doing a little gray of robbing huh i knew you weren't completely boring i'm still gonna beat you to the sword, let's cook it to know each other somewhere nice and quiet like your grave。 哼!可爱型 白骨精。 crap more badger crap you should attack a block johnson, i don't know not die。 还打不逮住, 这是三个段, 越离谱。 beware the boundaries。 再见, 时不时报仇。我在远处打你 去死,再来一刀。 you out! 就这么点滴了啊。 黑魔法山。 that's badabam then。 没点道具的,甚至还有眼底给你。有,但是这游戏的眼底有用吗?平时都不会探边好吗?改一种, the evil soul takes off for the large ruins up the hill are we getting boys buy me some time would you the power of okay let's go! 卧槽他妈 啊啊啊啊啊! 干掉。 leave us down you coming in with the royal habit doom that's a nice trick your majesty。 胡子发 好礼服 good evening pump show ooh what's going up? 快跳。 吓死了, 走过一次。 the royal majesty says you will need to find the tome fate and read the fate makers creed allow to gave entrance to the relic repository below the wounds。 嗯,进不去怎么?哎,这看就像是能进的样子,结果是进不去了, 妈应该进不去, 这里有条路。 golden baby。 感觉我的道具蓝快满都不用感觉已经买衣服。 爱奎斯报名, 半边杯两碗汤, 没有一个剧本击中你。 we don't need you。 就这样吧。 嗯, 哎,只能说还行吧。先快速移动到把道具卖 你妈道具比较费劲, 之后要 编辑一下,把幺二三做成一个对垫,不然这样点太费劲。 you know where to find me? you know where to find me。 知道去哪里找我 文物君, 操他妈的爆脸姿势吧,吓死我了, 哼! 这里 rng's got nothing known you pasta。 我有点事。 吓人,果然有小姐姐。 哎呀妈呀, 只能说不拖我走了。那就顺便把装备换一下。阴霾左练手。这是这个吧, 不如我的呢。再见。 果然会是个活动,还有远程攻击,改中, yeah! oh! 下面有箱子 吼。我靠,太给力了! whoo 一百发牛仔发热器,这打不完 上面这个上面 ah。 六四法是我想太多啊。它是自动填充,你不能,而且还会在天上显示一个戴奥的数量。可以,还不错, a knowledge 砍掉都没事。 posh。 我的发我是谢雪,做这个人可能脑子进水了。继续往前走。 whoever's in there, i would advise against sudden movements around me your voice echoes through the ghastly ruins。 无人回 good 哎, 门市关在这里面也没有什么骰子的样子, 我走吧。 freaking out it's just a living this is my eye shoe every chest just to be short 哼啊, as the mimic dies its belches out the tube oh my fate! 命运之徒啊,主题了吗?还真有对子就好了,作死,不考了不考了,全是钱的, 这也太爽了。 you're gonna have to read it allowed on the ultra outside my old nemesis reading out, loud, out, loud。 这里 也不是什么好东西。 place the thoma fate upon the pedestal and read out the fate made bakers creed fate does not divide us fate brings us together oh, that's good, yeah, yeah, ooh i like that fate brings us together that's going on my vision board oh nah girl that's just a fancy buck crap, but i guess you know fate brought us together play games i know whatever, whatever! 我他妈的没完了是吧!来这 夫妻不挑完成发型。 oh cutie! idiot you caught up, not gonna do much good though! 一堆陷阱 吊针了,垃圾游戏, 哼, 还来不?再说还有人吗? that one's mine that one 百分百打架好吧。 oh, it's so gross bad oh god, oh, so what's my valentine far before stakes it man you brew homemade catch up one one time。 我是发 oh it's party now you're seriously limited carrot your fingertips and you're taking pie shots it was just beautiful。 其实抓谁用啊? no, do you have any ideas do, i think i am。 你拥有按着没事,那就迪拜天明白 好嗨呦 i with you the zombie burned all the hells 啊, 那就是抱歉啊,烧到火了都没事, 走吧。 number two look 只是说一般, 困满了我的妈,你玩的感觉又是打不到就满。 幽灵状态 快到了,但是感觉格子会不够啊。算了算了。 what what a shame you and your stupid queen are gonna die? where could deal get before? 全是陷阱啊。我还想回去,结果这里就有。还好还好,不回去 啊。费劲。卖东西真的好费劲。对 啊,得劲得劲呀费劲费劲费劲费劲。 没事,没啥用。 excuse me while i slip into something for this one。 就是僵尸王。 last time i left to do that as the hulking body of the zumbach collapses her majesty reappears you have impressed her royal hotness with your courage and total bedassery she will now grant you entrance to the sacred chamber that holds this sort of souls the soul of source, the soul of the store oh good for you cutie idiot oh manny robot policeman how do we kill this zombie ash for good give me that sword you can't even use it right it needs to be charged with soul energy and that only comes from your precious queen and the souls of living things i can't think of at least one soul nearby that needs absorbing give me that sword it's not even yours it was the dragonlords to begin with you're just stealing from a guy because he's evil and that's more evil when you think about it yeah give me the sword jimmy come on! oh, i'm gonna haunt you you are so haunted cutie idiot i'm gonna live in your house and i'm gonna possess you while you're sleeping and drink all your soda unless you give me the sword i want that song 动一下 do you ah that was that no, no, no, no, no, no the sort of souls clatters to the ground like this clatter clatter clatter clatter autumn now you must take the sword back to brightoff a town portal opens up 啊还!这种东西很牛逼,很牛逼。 bright hole she says you'll need to bring the sword to the fountain in the main square a little double on ton i did 一点点小暗兽出来就听到了,卑微,太卑微了。 go as you place the sword into the fountain so all energy swirls through it and out in the city all the first to extinguish the houses get put back together the crowds are cheered for you thanks i love me too but stallion says so you know look over here just gonna do something special for you i'll treasure it always hey statue for sale anywhere by a statue brilliant work fate maker the city is safe prosperous and skeleton free now that the sea just been lifted you'll want to avail yourself of our amenities start by visit in the blacksons 拜访体检。 who is that can he see it through the sut in the eyes now one special just the hero of bright hulk maybe you heard of me the heat or berato i've never met a fat maker you need some better gear now i can't offer any weapons or armor directly on account to me exclusively contract with the crown and to keep the vending machines stopped i'm a proud part of the military pre industrial complexity but i can offer you expansion video carry on capacity more bullets, more loots, more fun a free sample of me wears on the house ezi's got the best physic juice in town i'll give you a discount if i give it a wink somewhere out there, there's loot for the taking。 可以随便 remember style before stats every time 啊, fine choice no fine choice get in your way down but i do have go talk to the lovely last the soda taver nuts is it the ship is a mean fight the sword。 全网一泡水吧。我靠,这么远吗?这里还有 这里下雪,要晚餐。 the tavern keeper waves you over and you know that way that only tavern keepers can do welcome man。 我看你有那个可以。 我靠, 现在还是紫的吗?不,假颜色已解锁, 这个是银行 deposit。 这是啊,这是自定义, 但现在不能互动了。不管他了,别走,我们一起!老板娘完全不好看, welcome to easy's fists where all liquids consumed on premises are just soda and nothing else are you the new fake maker who fought off all them skills all the tims my repetition is safely once they'll get slapped well thanks for nothing half the town was barricaded in here and they were slurping down virgin, shirley temples like it was the end of the world i'm only chochin ya's fate maker you did us a mighty fine favor now outta thanks for saving our city let me a value of our amenities here in the soda, tavern here's a magical quick change kiosk if you need to change anything fundamental about your entire being it's free weirdly enough。 你有什么资格再搞什么?哥牛逼, 这两个都谁做的?这个全是 huh, that's you。 我靠,这么花里胡哨。 英雄雕像? 钻石答案,凯旋。这个还行,凯旋还行。有有有有有有你妈!在哪里有呀在哪里有呀?你对优雅是不是有什么误解?兄弟, 这个倒也不算难看吧,金属仙女上 一点都看不出来吗?我真服了。 冰雹断了。 right this way and right here is our lost mood machine very popular any nice stuff your enemies drop but you happen to miss we'll just show up right in here and finally we've got plenty of citizens who might need your help out there in the world some of them hang out here in the soda tavern some foot up posters around the city it's been so busy and i've been pulling non alcoholic pines all on my own today all listen to me lip flap and while you could be off adventuring have a busy day bait maker got a little surprise the queen is so impressed that she wants tonight you ha bloody congrats come meet us in the main square all right we did valentine's dumb quest though let's go pillage the countryside i want some loop what heroes don't pillage no we're almost done with the quest i want to see what happens yeah you would hello poor i've got a goblin problem head to my farm if you're hungry for violence and money meet me at my herb garden tootsweet hero of brighthoof for your bravery defending the city her majesty queen buttstalian is naming you a night of the realm。 加你了没有?喂!艾特奥斯 kneel and be knighted kneel 跪下 and be knighted。 成为旗帜吗? not so fast doobie this is my world now。 我靠 no i'm done being told how my story goes your master's age of heroes is over and soon her whole world will follow。 他的整个世界都会 不怕后车,我送也没那垃圾游戏真的服。 i can't believe it queen ah is dead, but stallion no tina what the hell i don't know man what's it supposed to happen just let me think for a second oh she really thought she could run you through the same old hero's journey as always well not this time i'm in control now cheers。 好,就先这样吧, 哎。
every chocolate 老年间无主之地要推出过一部名为小缇娜强袭龙宝的 drc, 以跑团作为游戏背景的点子相当新颖,当时的评价非常不错。 令人意外的是,在小十年后的二零二二年,迪尔 box 竟然基于这部 drc 打造了一部独立作品。也许不少玩家看到这个消息时,多少都感觉有些不太靠谱。一部 drc 的眼神独立作品听上去好像是没啥分量, 但在结束游戏的一周末流程进入中局之后,我的感受是这部小天大的奇幻之地虽然在分量上确实是少了点,一周末大概十五个小时,但得益于这部作品的外传性质,携带系统玩法上的创新可谓是比正做还要丰富。大的 正式开始之前还是说明一下,作为一部动者百千个小时的装备驱动游戏,具体长线游玩多中游玩的运作效果绝不是几天的先行评测就能够体验透彻的。所以我们本期评测着重来聊的是游戏名面可见的一周末体验。长线游玩部分就交给系列专辑玩家了。 首先这部作品的评测,我们先来聊游戏的剧本趋势,毕竟本座的跑团题才是整个游戏的大前提,其改变与创新也大多架势在这个点子之上。在本座中,小提娜的飞船灾了,几个人行来无事便随手来了把跑团打发时间。 玩家扮演的是一名玩家,而操控的则是置身于游戏中的游戏世界中的角色。所以在本座中,玩家需要做的就是在 jm 小提娜的带领下完成这一场角色扮演大冒险。 并且基于小缇娜这名角色的设点,他所主持的游戏必然少不了各种天马行空的桥段,状况百出而又充满笑料,各种有关跑团游戏的梗和段子更是能让现实中的跑团玩家乐呵个不停。但 这样的题材与主线也代表着本座的剧本叙事体验有些特殊。他有剧本也有叙事,但在体验上,本座带来的是一段由各种破壁与破功的瞬间堆起而成的有关故事的故事。 小说呢,自然是足够的欢乐,但坏处则是随着游戏流程的推进,当你对这些乐子逐渐免疫之后,游戏不能给你提供一个真正吸引你的主线,导致游戏中断的剧本趋势体验有些乏味。 而你我满足的是,在游戏流程的末端,本座的故事一下子严肃起来了,一下子从游戏中的游戏之中上升到了游戏外的游戏之外。想必不仅是跑团游戏玩家,但凡是个游戏玩家都能在本座故事的结尾处受获感触与共鸣。 而基于本座桌面角色扮游戏的题材,游戏的角色构成你所应当的进行了一定的适配。本座的角色构成相当奔放,在游戏开始时,你不仅需要从六个职业中选择其一,更是要进行一个像模像样的车卡环节,对你的角色进行初始加点并决定其出身。而在游戏中,当你的角色 升级时,你不仅可以获得一个技能点,还可以收获一个额外用来增强基础属性的英雄点。那需要注意的是啊,咱本质上还是个装备驱动设计游戏,别指望游戏给你整啥数值减定,仅仅是一个角色构成像而已。 更进一步,虽然本座六个职业的天赋数都只有一条加点路线相对有限,没有如无主之地三那样每名角色给你三条路线,但有趣的是,本座中你可以在流程推进至某个阶段点时,解锁游戏的第二职业,获得第二条职业天赋数。 在本座中,我选择了主打射击输出,同时带个蘑菇宝宝的包子游侠。而第二职业又选择了主打元素伤害,同时带个诱龙宝宝的玉龙勇士。如此一来,我的角色职业便融合为了吃夜游侠,不仅能够为本就强悍的射击附着龙眼,更是同时拥有了两个动物伙伴来拉仇恨,弥补了脆皮的短板。 并且这个副职业在达成游戏的主线之后是可以更换的。游戏中六大职业凉凉组合所诞生的构筑空间想必相当巨大,在 进一步来到至关重要的装备构成上,给予本座奇幻之地大冒险的题材,游戏的装备构成得以更加丰富。在本座中,你总共可以装备四把枪械,一把进战武器、一个护盾、一套护甲、一个项链、两枚戒指,再外加一个替代了原有手雷魔族的可主动释放的法术。相比手雷花样更多,功能差异也更大。进战武器与法术这俩新鲜玩意也绝不仅仅只是个噱头, 是有着各种牛排与特定的职业真正可以成为构筑的核心。本座在角色构成上的大幅扩充,肉眼可劲的为角色带来了更多的可能,也为游戏的终极赋予了更多的目标。本座的跑团主题不仅体现在剧本叙事,体现在角色构成,更体现在内容的呈现方式上。在本座周游就会给到玩家一个桌面世界,连接一张张地图, 玩家需要操控你的角色在桌面世界上承接任务,进行探索。而这个桌面世界不仅是起到一个大地图的功能,它本身更是存在着一定的游玩内容。世界中存在着数个神点,玩家需要通过探索和战 收获神殿碎片,进而激活神殿,带来永久的增益。无论是在桌面世界还是单张地图之中,开发组都埋藏了不少的幸运头子,收集他们能够为你带来好运。同时桌面世界上还承载了海量的索要设计,暂时无法开启的门或是只可在一面打开的捷径,构成了本座桌面世界的关卡。设计 的整个桌面成为了一个体量不小的香亭,将整个世界连同为一体,是玩家在突突突之外的额外调剂。游戏的支线设计规格有高有低,一部分之前让你打个遭遇战就完事了,但也有一些长线支线设计精良,能够为你解锁整张的地图,连带出大量的内容。但这个桌面世界其实存在着两个我个人不太满意的点,一个是游戏的遭遇战玩法, 这个遭遇战在游戏中的出现频率不低,你走草丛踩到暗雷被敌人偷袭会出发遭遇战,草藏地图上的营地会出发遭遇战,那些收获神殿碎片的小副本或是一些执行任务,也会要求你去打遭遇战。而这个遭遇战虽说是 纯粹的突突,理论上不会给玩家带来啥负面体验,但玩起来总是让我感觉不是很舒畅。厕所一番之后,我个人觉得好像是这个模式的刷怪机制有些不太对劲,有些时候敌人会刷在很远的地方,需要你一路小跑。也有些时候你刚切完一对怪,镜头一转,同样的地方又刷出来一对怪,摸不清什么规律,体验下来有些难受。 而桌面世界的另一个问题则是游戏的锁要设计密度有些失衡。游戏初期,全世界满满当当全是锁,经常是一条路走到头然后掉头。游戏前半段流程中,你也基本不会获得什么钥匙来打开这些锁。 在游戏后段,开发组三五下把钥匙全塞给了玩家。这一下子确实是挺爽,我花了好久一口气把桌面世界舔了个干净,但我觉得这些钥匙均匀分布在流程中,效果也许会更好一些。同时需要说明的是,本座的单张地图规模相较于正做要明显经典一些,也没有什么载具给你,开关卡成分更重,这也使得游戏进入单张地图后的探索空间 相较于正宗而言相对有限,更多的是收获一些零散的收集品。最后,当然还是要聊一聊本座的中局内容啊。本座的中局内容设计相当奔放,在你通关游戏的主线之后,游戏会给到你一个混沌之屋模式。这是一个基于可控随机设计理念的闯关玩法。 你可以在战斗结束后选择挑战更高的难度或更低的难度,给自己加上各种 buff 或 debuff, 并用收获的代币来换取某项增益。 相应的,你挑战的难度越高,你所收获的带币也就越多,而在结束关卡之后,你可以将带币投入对应的奖池,定向的给你脱一地装备,三两局体验下来还算不错,尽管趣味性没有想象中那么高,但奖励却非常的直观,这个混沌之物估计就是本作中玩家艰苦奋战的主战场了。 最后总结,小秦娜的奇幻之地是一部创意十足的独立作品,游戏的题材魅力十足,其所带来的剧本趋势体验相当另类。而在游戏之中,得益于奇幻世界的舞台角色得以承载, 更丰富的构成带来差别与无主之地正做的构主思路。游戏的桌面世界虽存在着一定的问题,但整体聊胜于无,总归是个新鲜玩意。而在中局内容上,开发组也给到了一个新颖的基于可控随机设计理念的模式。整体来看,小秦娜的奇幻之地充满了创意与点子,且与系列装备、群众设计玩法进行了不错的结合, 其中诸如近战武器等一系列的尝试,也很像是在位虚作势水奇幻之地,他投胎自魔幻而又疯狂的无主之地,但却比无主之地更魔幻,也更疯狂。 do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do 我带你!