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no tell me 巨石强森巨石 johnson wow, you have a killer 巨石 johnson that means the fake rock johnson, hey, i love that 巨石 johnson i love it when will you go back again i can't wait to come back to china yeah we were there i think last year i think i was there for san andreas and i look forward to coming back yes, every time i go to china really, it's always the best next to so cute really that's so funny because it's funny because all the places i go and do shows and stuff like they always say my name and their accent, which is so cute it's like when i'm in when i'm in like paris, it's like beanie, beanie beanie it's so cute and then when i'm in like scotland they were like ballet ballet it's just like so funny it's always different it's always so so cute and so i love it i love it china has their own green pair is billie needy next is it the comedian guy ha ha ha yes a lot of people have been saying that ha ha ha apparently he's the handsome version of me what do you mean? hahaha yep told me again what that good i remember that night hahaha, yeah! 大家好,我是金刚狼我是金刚狼。我是叮当狼我是叮当狼我是叮当狼我是叮当狼 hee hee hee not that that was complete fudging hahahaha completely fudging you nailed it i am the one that you call g one foo i am john foo i'm g wan foo i am g wan foo i'm the one you call g wan foo next little bitchy bitch any day i love it actually i love it as soon as i get home, i'm getting a little bitchy bitch tattoo do you know that your chinese fans gave you an enigma at chinese i do i know my nick yeah it's an awesome thing do you like it little bitchy bitch? yes, i love it actually my wife completely agrees with it if you were up to you to give yourself one what would it be i can't really top little bitchy bitch to be honest i'm just gonna go with that maybe lbb just for short hahahaha next, oh yeah! oh, yeah for sure yeah, yeah! leo bay yeah yeah! we look like 我算一个 没有呗。 i think we make a life for sure 哎呀, 往事愿望是 that was good your nickname and china they call me big elderly cousin, i'm super flattered yeah and they called josh baby josh, which he loves that's fantastic yeah i really put up with that like a big cousin and i'm like yeah, yeah, it's me next to yes yes i think is it is it um da dawson! yeah! dawson dawson i don't know that what's that say the end ah, so what does it mean exactly ah okay okay! very good yeah! how interesting? yeah? thousand the the thousand and dink dials hahaha next。
drop the ball man shut up morty you vindictive little turd you shut up you big female asshole hey, don't shove me? i didn't you didn't what what's yours shut up you shut up what the hell hell hell hell hell hey, don't shove me? hey, don't shove me hey, don't shove me don't shove me。 别推我。这个 shelf 在日常口语里边很常用,最常见的就是指这种推推搡搡的推,它跟 push 的区别是 sharp 的力度或者伤害性更大,并且推的经常不止一下, 比如两个人争斗,互相推来推去,被称作 shopping match。 除了推 shop, 还表示另外一个动作硬 c 或者乱 c。 仔细想想,其实这两个动作也是相通的,都属于推挤 c。 这个动作在口语里 也很常用,比如有这么两个稍有点粗鲁的谜语,一个是 shove something down one's throat。 另一个是 shove something up once the ass yeah no no tell him he has a choice he can sign those papers before i shut them down his throat or after they come out the other end he can sign those papers before i shut them down his throat or after they come out the other end yes, listen buddy if you don't log off this game immediately i'm gonna fly over your house come down to that basement you're hiding in rip off your arms and shove them up your butt and shove them up your butt and shove them up your butt。 最后再加两个成语也都很常用,一个是 shove off, 意思是走开,离开。 另一个很有意思,叫 if push comes to shove。 小推变大推,意思是如果情况不妙,当情况不妙的时候 is it true you fainted i mean you actually fainted shove off malfoy shove off malfoy shove off malfoy how did he find out just forget it i need to talk to you about something something rather pressing if push came to shelf i was wondering how soon you might be able to take over the lab yourself you and。
little bitch, bitch。 小贱贱小贱贱。 i'm sorry was that did she say little bitchy bitch well, i'm sorry did you say little bitchy bitch what the my wish for this new year is to get a new nickname, please please! 当外国明星知道了自己的中文外号 what is your chinese thinking i've got a couple ones curly i was just that and y'all run me something like i said it a thick head but he's a nice job hahahaha thanks china i am the one that you call g one foo i am john foo! i'm g won foo i am g won foo! i'm the one you call g won foo! 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈! doubson yeah doubson doubson and think taozi yeah nice but they have a nickname for me what is your nickname? lady model worker? lady model worker yes, but it's not like a model as in like, but like a model as in a great example of a worker oh really why did they call you this? i was i was like finally someone gets me is in china like yes, because i do like seven films a year oh, because you're doing so many movies yeah, so they call me lady model worker and then chris's nickname is brother hammer brother hannah i like that me too。 甜茶甜茶。 hey, hey, how are you 甜茶?见笑。 because team chat sounds like team chat and that literally means sweet tea yeah so they really like you and they really want want to know is there anything you can share about this about your future plan and does that include china wow, i mean you know a thank you from now on everybody please call me sweet tea and dark ken chan i sweet tea i don't know me and me, but i have a good job。 哈哈哈 is it the comedian going yes, a lot of people have been saying that apparently he's the handsome version of me what do you mean? hahahahahahaha, yep told me again goata, goata okay i remember the name hahaha chinese mrs man no tell me。 巨石强森巨狮 johnson wow, you have a camera g shoot johnson that means the big rock johnson hey, i love that 巨石 johnson, i love it when will you go back again i can't wait to come back to china yeah we were there i think last year i think i was there for san andreas and i look forward to coming back yes! every time i go to china really it's always the best time i can't wait? 哈哈哈,水果节!水果节! you guys i looked on the internet actually and i saw all the names that you called all of us american upstars hahaha, the thinking of an ash one is very interesting and for everyone is very interesting i can't say that i never said that。 哈哈哈, can you think i'm a tongue a tongue letter? bro, because you're so many letters for your last name? so how do you like this name? what's your soil? this? this is my first time that i heard that name that nickname it's cool you know in china people coming like that it's a chinese name。 哈哈哈哈哈,来吃蘑菇,这有 yes 哈哈哈! tom holla do you know your nickname in china? oh, i do remember this um? 荷兰弟? what is it? 荷兰弟? holandi? yes! 荷兰弟 i like that it may which means the great holland the great holland does it no that's really sweet that's pretty sweet we found out that your new nickname is rough dog um that's great thank you 呀!荷兰地布兰景,耶耶兰景布兰景布兰景。哈哈哈, i like it do you like the nickname? i like it because i don't know if it's the same here but where i live papa means dad so we call our dad papa。 大家好,我是金刚狼。我是叮当狼我是叮当狼。 我是迪当郎我是迪当郎 not that that was completely fudging you nailed it hello。 妹妹嗨,你好张国,我爱你, 近距离,哈哈哈哈。 what was that the silver horn king he actually does look like me a little bit he must be the man he's a handsome man handsome man right there。 我叫你一声,你敢答应吗?我叫你一声,你敢答应吗? 我叫你一声,你敢答应吗?我叫你一声,你敢答应吗?我叫你一声,你敢答应吗?嗯? 哈哈哈哈哈。 dennis fans got a nickname for you! 调戏呢? yeah! 调戏呢? which is actually a name for attendance soft girls? 对对, what's your attitude about this nickname 啊?我的态度,呃。我习惯了。因为我,因为我很可爱,所以江西人不足。 rush i'm gonna fucking cash maybe i should take a bath nice! 我去拜拜。 little freckle, i've got some and what i was curious about and maybe you can tell me is who invented like who was the person that came up with that specific thing。 哈哈哈哈哈。
你不是肿了很口水吗?有本事你一天都别说中文,你看你那字整水的就到底滑是这样水你不知道啊,我喜欢吃蜜蜂, 蜜蜂跟蜂蜜都分不清,鼻梁跟小米也分不清楚。你种得起你中学的半学那么干净,你在讲什么?你们种的很好学吗?有本事你一天不爱说中文。爸,你今天不能说中文了。 ok? 那要不要我先跟你练习一下? ok, but i'm hungry hello, hungry, i'm a father。 哈喽,法子。妈呀,吃生物去买皮卡皮卡皮卡皮卡皮卡。什么皮卡皮卡皮卡的,你再不能走吗?哎呀,烦死掉了,我的精神小伙吧嘎, 你搞什么呢?第三套,全国中学生广播体操。嗯,方便面。 no, 妈妈注视一下 你,点赞你不用说,你就点一下就行了,看这多好,是不是吃什么直接点。 what up 哪来的二吼爸,你到底要点什么? waiter waiter 啊, 我宝宝忘在饭店了,你能不能回去拿一下,有屁早不放,一身搬四斤丢三落四的。下次可能带你老子出门。等一下呗,我手机忘带,给我拿下哈哈哈。
外国网友常说的 inner 到底啥意思?今天我在国外贴吧逛的时候,看到这张图特别搞笑,说到了 british conquers, half of the planet, just for spices also british。 众所周知,英国是美食荒漠,最具代表的食物就是水生 chips, 炸薯条,炸鱼,这有啥吃的呀,所以一直被大家所嘲笑。那么这幅图里面的文字就是在说,英国曾经为了香料而征服啊,占领了大半个地球, 但他们的食物却是如此难以下咽。当然我个人比较喜欢英式全餐,什么 tomatoes are sausage eggs 也比较好做。发帖人标题就一个词, in it, 可谓是把 调侃英国人发挥到了极致,什么意思呢?英国人口语当中也有很多省略的读法,这个其实就是缩写字 isn't it isn't it, 难道不是吗?是个常见的反 满意疑问句,举个例子吧, this joke is funny in it。 这个笑话很搞笑不是吗? this is so true in it? 这很真实啊,不是吗?其实英国人对于字母 t 的省略发音更容易经常被美国人拿来所调侃,比如 letter 会读作 letter water 读作窝鹅。以至于网上有个梗说英国人把 a bottle of water 说的是 a bought a water, 哈哈哈,当然实际并没有那么夸张啊,大部分人还是会把特给读出来的 a bottle of water so, 当我们想要表达难道不是吗?的时候,就可以说, in it in it。
要么跳下去,要么活下去。热狗这首楼上的房客,是无数普通人内心世界的反应。 what's up bj? sbote 今天我陪你们一起听中文说唱活化石热狗狗哥的新歌楼下的房客,这首歌来自热狗即将发行的新专辑张艺术家,据他说这将会是非常娘们的专辑。 我的意思是,屌爆了。那么这首先行曲会带给我们什么惊喜?我非常期待。 嗯,倒带声,这个倒带音效挺酷的。 热狗楼下的房客, 哦,我住在九楼,我上面就是固定。今天有点微凉,天气 今天有点危险,怪我年纪轻? 告诉自己,要么活下去,要么跳下去,双手一弹像勒布朗。哈哈哈 哈哈哈哈,狗哥还是忘不了勒布兰这句话我也不太方便解释,懂的人应该知道什么意思,不懂的人我会把意思贴上来啊,你们自己看,我就不说了。然后,据说狗哥这首歌上架又下架,就是因为这一句话。 双手一弹像热鼓浪颤 rest in peace。 就当我是 copy bird, 嚣张不?龙女子 大老板在崩盘之前,沉重的老花眼看着门缝中的世界。楼下的房客,你们好吗?明天真的会变得更好吗? 楼下的房客,你们好吗?明天真的会变得更好吗?超级有画面感。楼下的房客,你们好吗?明天真的会变得更好吗? 家的访客,你们好, 觉得其实也还不赖。嗯,在我跳下之后发现可以过那门槛,可是已经来不及了。来不及了,确实来不及了, 刚才说给我看的人现在都在看我了。我想他们在看了我之后,你会觉得自己过得其实也还不错吧。哦,这个反转你们好吗?明天真的会变得更好吗? 哦,哇靠,狗哥这首歌是真的帅,真的,我没有骗你们,我也不是舔狗哥,狗哥这个糟老头没什么好舔的,但确确实实 第一遍听这首歌的时候,就能给我一个非常大的冲击性。首先他整首歌的编曲都是在非常忧伤的钢琴旋律下,用歌词描绘了一个从酒楼坠落的人,在弥留之际,用主观视角所看到的人 生百态。这让我想起我在网上曾经看过类似的漫画,也是通过这种形式去表达出对活着的思考。而狗哥在这首歌的歌词里面的表达方式非常的直白简单,基本上脑子正常的人听一遍就能懂。 但是虽然歌词方面虽然直白简单,但他对歌词的刻画是相当牛逼的。比如三楼爱女装的老阿伯,人们投给他异样的眼光,可是热狗却要向他借勇气,这一点说明了我们很多人都没有老阿伯那种打破氏族寻找真正自我的那种勇气。 而在现实世界里面,我们却反过来去讽刺那些勇于追求自我的人。所以我觉得这里的讽刺是相当到位,非常的苟 喂。其实就是二楼那一个失业的大叔,他哼着广岛之恋。广岛之恋是讲述一段虐心的出轨恋情故事,这里狗哥并没有明着写,而是通过歌名侧面写出了这位大叔是事业爱情双师的 悲惨人物,包括这一句看着门缝中的世界,也是代表着这位大叔他还欠了一屁股债。而其他楼的故事都相当好懂,如果你有你的见解,也欢迎你在评论区留言,而这首歌的最后,很明显狗哥已经领悟到生命的可贵,这让我想起了开头那个倒带音效, 仿佛这种重来的事情只存在于艺术形式上,在我们的真实生活没有倒带可言。而歌曲的最后,他抛出了一句, 天真的会好吗?但相信你听完这首歌之后,内心已经有了自己的答案,那就是生命。仅此一次,望诸位增枝种枝。那么以上就是我对这首歌的看法,关于你的看法,也欢迎你在评论区留言。这 siricot, 我们下期再见,拜拜。拜拜。
中国网友的新翻译,快要笑死我了,没门刘卓,哈哈哈所以这个是中的一个说法,如果英语呢?就是刘伟美满东龙 chinesled 哈哈哈哈这个我没办法 鳄鱼横龟 fash 哈哈哈哈哈鳄鱼 call 大佬你不鸟我,我也不鸟你,鱼挠不得你米老鼠哈哈哈哈哈 这什么意思?我一般来说你可以说啊, i love you i love you me。 天王老子,老子老子。 ok 天王老子, 嗯 stople 哈哈哈哈哈哈我们这个叫做 apple 你们还知道什么生发音留言告诉我 nice。