这个小男孩一看就不简单,他叫泰山,十岁就坐在大学课堂,一本正经听永动机原理这样的天才,平时的爱好就是耍耍大刀,测量一下玉米棒子,外加怎么让鸡蛋从高空坠落不摔碎。他的爸爸是标准的牛仔,只恨自己晚生了一百年。 妈妈是出色的生物学家,没事就爱研究虫子,还是重度面包机收集者,已经有这么多成果了。张囧义的父母有三个孩子,弟弟遗传了爸爸的牛仔精神, 我九岁还在玩泥巴,人家就耍上了枪。泰山遗传了妈妈的聪明大脑,还有一个姐姐,姐姐好像只喜欢跳老年迪斯科就是这样平凡的生活被一通电话打破, 原来是泰山在听完涌动机原理,自己做了个设计图,击倒纽约,竟然还得了诺尔贝奖,被邀请到纽约发明多学院接受采访,可这 这样很影响他。周一上课,他拒绝了院长的请求,但依次和弟弟玩耍,枪支走火,弟弟离开了人世,而泰山就在身边,尽管知道这不是他的错,但还是非常自责。本来和谐的家庭也变得沉默起来。 他拿着发明和爸爸分享时,却被爸爸质疑,泰山的一套发明理论,跟牛仔爸根本聊不到一起,如果弟弟还在,爸爸会更开心吧。情绪上来,他突然想起了纽约的采访, 回到家中给院长留言,决定前往纽约。不过在出发之前还需要带好装备,天才就是不一样,已经提前在脑中演练过路线了。下面准备必带物品,八条小妹妹,三件紫红衣, 还有一本武功秘籍,甚至带上了水陆空的装备,最后再加上心爱的小泰迪,大功告成。就在离开家的清晨,爸爸的车开过来了。 泰山甚至想出了一百种理由解释,但爸爸的车一溜烟过去,小泰山认为一定是弟弟的离开,让爸爸选择无视他。带上比自己还大的行李箱 出发,准备搭乘火车,边走还不忘计算火车到达时间,根据平均不长每分钟步数测算出速度,得出铁轨距离,火车五点四十四到达,一定要赶在这之前过去。
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the strange brigade on their way to devil knows where at the start of yet another thrilling yarn of death defying deading dude egypt again a no rest for the wicked evil never rests so no can we just as long as it goes better than that mess up patagonia patagonia, a how intriguing i wonder why olio he is your ladyshire thank you gracie yes, egypt again professor de quincy and this is why egypt land of ancient secrets and mummified mysteries veronica brownridge some of you probably owe your lives to the valuable undercover for work she does for the department veronica an invaluable contributor to the brigade's effort her last assignment was to join the dig expedition of sir edgar harbin, a wealthy amateur egyptologist searching for the legendary tool of certechi the black hearted thinged yes, the infamous witch queen of ancient egypt her final resting place has been lost for millennia miss brownage's task was to ensure it remains so, but her last communication indicated that harbin had found the tomb and was about to open it we haven't heard from her since and but now fear the worst prepare yourselves secure the dick site and find the tool if harbin has indeed opened it and free the thing imprisoned inside then who knows what hotters you will soon be facing a plucky brigade agent missing and some damn fool possibly setting free an ancient evil time to call on the services of the strange brigade, ho ho what thrilling tales and or inspiring adventures await our heroes today telehoe brigade, there's work here to be done i've read this chap harbin's work utter balderdash from start to finch just our luck to have to clear up his miss blocked in already by would no less curses is this the end for our heroes success well played oh, this will do nicely bridge out this awkward obstacle will have to be overcome some other way magical muggies what analyzing treasures are they hiding such lovely loot would the ancient nemesis of all adventurers how will our heroes ever hope to buy power? such a thing onwards strange brigade, there's adventure to be have oh my what's this good lord nefarious necromancy what hocus pocus summons these cadaverous creations back to load some life cadavers with cognition what has harvin stumbled upon here reload time quickly quickly cats beastly things what treasures lie within this cryptic chest hello that looks rather interesting a locked gate and abandoned camp the plot thickens more ammo excellent this calls for brain power not just fire power strange brigade perhaps those symbols over the door and those shimmering switches warrant further investigation ammunition one to the collection oh, that's it they owed one two bunch an obscure find to be sure but well worth the effort an ancient antiquity a new addition for the brigade private collection methinks this will be various i'll wager you blades of glory i can think of a coupon uses for these razor sharper rotories yes, yes fantastic shooting last reloading oh well spotted yes looks like you're on the hazar success good show i fear for our dear ms brownridge, if she is escaped it wasn't on one of those books look at the size of these blighters let's hope some swift gunplay could cut them down to size abnormal erect this reloading here oh angulates charged good show strange brigade that's one for the mental piece there all right hop that log looks jolly useful last out of ammo ammunition treasure delightful riveting reading o hazar what a treat a key i wonder what secrets this crafty little devil will unlock last reloading way ahead open onwards brigade, there's murderous mysteries and sinister secrets to be uncovered here crikey who the devil's throwing spears about oh no armored attackers watch out strange brigade by joe someone certainly doesn't want our heroes reaching that insight what marksmanship extra ammo good show haha what could those triggers mean lovely loot or some devious death trick this should pack a punch oh the chill burster freeze the blighters in place brigade, stout hearts chaps it takes more than a terrifying tunnel to frighten the string of the game reloading beginning up again that's them sorted at least tantalizing treasure perks of the job fantastical fire power at your fingertips strange brigade, here i swift cracked to the jaw this calls for brain power not just fire power strange brigade, i knew that would do the trick nothing like a spot of antique acquisition recovered good show reload time quickly quickly ha, they shan't be walking death off in a hurry what's this sinister sorcery blocking the way perhaps using your amulet will clear the way forward oh, yes, just what i was up by the river nile what paranormal padlock of our heroes managed to stumble upon here this is quite the sinister development and what's this yet more undead cops is rising to the occasion and the blighters are winning armor how julian sporting on reloading reloading a swift crack to the jaw supplies oh jolly useful 我的小 come on one piece of unearthly evil destroyed all thanks to the splendid efforts of the strange brigade incoming enemies and a trap laden archway think fast brigade reloading here this will be very just the thing i need by the reloading yeah keep on beginning up again extra ammo good show our heroes arrive at the dig site but yet there's still no sign of their quarry you've reached the camp excellent we need to know if harbin's found and opened that tomb it doesn't look like anyone's left to alive that damn full harbon and his bundling lust for glory in for a penny in for a pound well, there's the lock but how to get the key let's get looking brigade additional ammunition astounding four of these beggars popping up someone clearly doesn't want our heroes getting inside this tomb oh right in the kisser some tip top tumbling trickery there ha not my teeth but it'll do paranormal potion well, i've had worse i need these for my new manasmatic collection yes, hazar well spotted i joe i think you've cracked it yeah the key to success well found brigade yeah just the thing i need can our heroes pit their wits against this pernicious puzzle i knew that would do the trick ah jolly useful dear truly, a somber moment for the brigade here poor veronica's paid the ultimate price it would seem oh dear miss branridge was such a joy to work with she'll be greatly missed what cryptic conundrum has been stumbled upon here in need of a little pick me up eh, the trial too normally a truly historic vine, but there's something wrong hand good lord the queen of the damned are our heroes too late oh keenly spotted there well done indeed oh my looks like the local wildlife found harbin long before the brigade how drew some by the lord harry, this can't be good oh heavens what long forgotten evil have our hero stumbled upon here then will they even find out or will this terrifying tomb's residence prove to be too much for the strange brigade, i'll see to it that harbin's name is mad in academic circles for this assuming we survive of course by jove they've a full amulet astounding how right in the kisser supplies oh jolly, oh, that's all ready well this should be helpful aim true archimedes ain't true quite a scrapping the simple quest to find harbin reveals a dead horror from ancient times awoken and set loose up on the world fear, not though the strange brigade are on the case。