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如何快速让人内疚一辈子年,年轻人给老人家让个座,小姑娘,给老人家让个座呗。哎,说你呢啊啊老阿姨,哈哈哈哈,不好意思啊,没看出来你是那个。哈哈哈哈, 你别笑。记者晚上睡不着,根本睡不着。 what's your dream job? what do you want to do when you grow up? i'm gonna be a doctor how much do you want to make i'm gonna make people feel? okay? 白天我真不是故意的,晚上我可真该死, 这一下给狗都整不会了。 对不起,我承认我刚才的声音有点大。假面,你再说一遍。来,你试一下,说一遍。我三七啊,凭什么三七?我是 女生,这很合理啊,你是畜生都没有用。我不租了,我叫房东过来合租的时候大家讲好的平摊,现在你跟我说三七,我租进来了,凭什么我租七层啊?凭什么我租七层?你凭什么出你出你出你出七层。如果是女生用水用对比当多水,我出七层,那很合理啊。那你,你不能不能烦我呀!是你吗? 这么一个十年八载,怕是走不出良心的谴责了。抢钱问答综艺里只要问题回答对,就可以拿走对方的钱。 still want a gretchen's money bag who feels good to take your money going down lady, what would you do with all that moolap, oh man, i need the wardrobe refreshed off don't pack it again how'd you spend that cash reginant i'm a medical procedure for my ten year old daughter willow with dorker hearing it's 90 percent hearing lost in both of you。 这波道德绑架 buff 瞬间叠满 before we continue bet you understand your family's good today get my beautiful daughter willow and my handsome husband jobs proud you mommy even if you don't win, we'll find a way to pay for willow surgery and we're gonna find a way to replace everything goes burglars。 小呆里好像看到了室友和他晚上互扇巴掌的场景, and who's cheering you on today paul, my roommate pack i'm sorry about this shirt i didn't know any next to a little girl well, it told me you'd be funny。 睡觉时才想起这件事,都不忘给自己两巴掌, 那变态竟是他自己! nico is pretending to be an eight year old boy and he thinks he's trying to hang out with another eight year old boy, so we're going to lure him here and maybe question his behavior it's gonna get what's common though okay just text me he's here we're gonna get this creep。 你最好家里真的有个八岁的孩子。 大哥半夜醒来我真该死啊,瞅啥呀,晃着我了? see your iphone camera flashing, please step back it's my style you're cramping you here for love oh, no i'm just passing do you wanna drink nothing。 结果打开手机,早知道给他一巴掌了,不好意思啊不好意思,走了。小哥,我就不该多这一句嘴。 杨紫午夜梦回,为什么受伤的不是我啊? 这半夜醒了都得扇自己大嘴巴子。 is that i'm the whale ariel, oh, oh you know is that i'm the wu there。 没想到老师连忙解释, i was casey in the way, i missed a good hat。 大哥这突如其来的正义感, 当天讲述自己被道德绑架,一个动作让大姐内疚到哭,然后上来一个大姐,他想要靠窗,他就让我让座,不是没有座位,如果真的没座位,大妈你来坐。我这个时候就算了嘛,司机也让我让座,我觉得我太惨了,我急中生智,我说大姐你坐吧。 幸福。没写作业的新理由终于出现了。别人作业都写了,怎么就你不写,怎么个意思啊?家里没笔是吧?昨晚洗碗打碎了几个盘子,老板把我工资扣了, 这两天我努力多洗几个,老板一发钱我立马就去买笔。百年后老师都要掀开棺材板给自己来两个大逼斗, 谁让你带手机到学校的。陌生老师,我在等一个很急的电话,能有多急啊,家里着火了啊,陌生,喂,消防员叔叔,火扑灭了吗?啊,烧的一点都不渗。没事,人没事就行,谢谢。
如何让人愧疚一辈子?妈的,干什么,你链子也不系突然一穿出来,吓死我了。长得又不是什么好狗的样啊。对不起,哈哈哈,他只有三条腿。对不起对不起对不起对不起对不起对不起。 this absolute sicko is pretending to be an eight year old boy and he thinks he's trying to hang out with another eight year old boy so we're going to lure him here and maybe question his behavior it's gonna get what's common though okay just text me he's here we're gonna get this treat。 瞅啥呀,撞着我了? back is my style you're cramping you here for now i know i'm just passing do you want。 不好意思啊不好意思,走了。哈哈哈哈 哈哈哈。 you want a gretchen's money bad real good to take your money hey going down lady, what would you do with all that mool off jackets and dean whoo how'd you spend that catch gretchen on a medical procedure for my ten year old daughter willow to store her hearing kids ninety percent hearing both here proud of you mommy even if you don't win, we'll find a way to pay for will of surgery and we're gonna find a way to replace everything those burglars so, and who's cheering you on today paul, my roommate pat i'm sorry about this shirt i didn't know i'd be next to a little girl paul, told me would be funny。 不知道有没有做过那个滴滴的那个特惠快车,我称之为 特会臭车,因为他真的很臭,就是你每次坐上去都不知道上面有一股莫名其妙什么味道。我今天还是又叫了一个那个特快,因为他确实真的很便宜,然后一上车那个味我我真的脱口而出,我说怎么这么臭啊,结果司机很不好意思的给我来了一句说 不好意思,可能刚才拉了几个讨薪的民工,我这个臭嘴啊,我真的今天晚上睡觉我都得起来给自己两年轻人给老人家让个座,小姑娘给老人家让个座呗,哎,说你呢,啊啊,老阿姨 你你啊,哈哈哈哈哈,不好意思啊,没看出来你是那个。哈哈哈哈, 你别笑,每次坐公交车就坐在靠窗的一个单人单座,然后上来一个大姐,他就很凶,他不想往后面坐,因为后面很多位置都不靠窗,他想要靠窗他就让我让座。 小伙子你到后头去坐下嘛,不是没有座位,如果真的没座位,大妈你来坐。我这个时候就算了嘛,司机也让我让座啊,而且我当时戴着眼镜吧眼镜起来,哈哈哈哈, 我觉得我太惨了,就是为什么这么多人让我让座呢,我就没办法,我就只有站前让座,我觉得他们道德绑架我太过分了,我决定让他们惭愧,我急中生智,我说大姐你坐吧, 坦白一下,就是在新疆做奶茶的时候,我自己私信偷偷的每个人都多放了三勺盐, 发生什么真的好咸,也就是我怕这次过后你不会忘记我。嘿,你真是个天才。
如何让人类救一辈子?瞅啥呀,撞着我了? see your iphone camera flashing please step back it's my style you're cramping you here for long oh no i'm just passing do you wanna drink。 我靠,不好意思啊不好意思走了,哈哈哈。 don't like like you know me like you know。
你瞎啊,动了就不会道歉吗?怎么不说话啊?他妈是不是哑巴?不好意思啊不好意思啊。 恭喜你啊小姐,你中了五百万,现在只需要发你的个人信息给我就可以领取了啊。 美女,当个 vip 吗?现在充一千送一万吗?敢用随便搞搞吧,反正我下星期都要去做化疗的,都会掉的。不好意思啊,对不起。
年轻人,给老人家让个座。小姑娘,给老人家让个座呗。哎,说你呢。啊啊,老阿姨,你,你扶我一下,坐坐坐。不好意思啊,没看出来你是那个,哈哈哈哈。 what gonna make the ghost? what the fuck? 我有一次坐公交车就坐那靠窗的,一个单人带动,然后上来一个大姐,他就很凶,他不想往后面坐,因为后面很多位置都不靠窗, 他想要靠窗,他就让我让座。小伙子,你到后头去坐下嘛。司机也让我让座,而且我当时戴着眼镜吧眼镜起来我觉得他们道德绑架我太过分了,我决定让他们惭愧,我急中生智,我说大姐,你坐吧, 哈哈哈哈哈哈。 i'm fine, i was kissing the way i'm just stuck good he's happy。 我不 happy。 backpack backpack! backpack! yeah。 您现在做个会员的话,如果会员我们可以做一个五折的折扣啊。不用了吧,我下周就化疗了 哎,谢谢啊,加油加油。 mama know you smoking that bro your mama know you smoking that。 别放长长。 哎,眼瞎是不是?这会人看不到吗?踩到脚了连声对不起都会说,真没教养。卧槽,踩到人了怎么办?哎,有了,哈哈哈。对不起啊,我没看到有这有人,我从小失明,我爸爸妈妈都不要我了,对不起, 不好意思。兄弟啊,我不知道你是盲人,看不见路。那,那你走吧,慢点啊。没事没事,小心前边啊,好好拜拜。 year old boy and he thinks he's trying to hang out with another eight year old boy, so we're going to lure him here and maybe question his behavior what's coming on okay, just text me he's here we're gonna get this creep。 说你前几天跟他拍了张合照,而且还搂着他,要么你把那张照片给我,要么就把你搂他的那只手留下,如果你真的想要的话,拿去吧。我不知道对不起。 瞅啥呀,晃着我了。 see your iphone camera flashing, please step back it's my style you're cramping you here for now, i know i'm just passing do you wanna drink no, thanks。 我靠不好意思啊不好意思走了。 快走赶紧走哈哈哈哈。哎你好大姐,我就是。你们天天负责找物业是吧,我是还得搬走了,还有孩子,我有什么事情。然后呢?又不睡觉,光听见外婆上医院一看大夫说, 哎呦你说这么厚的雪活的多可惜啊。 哎呀你不用了,谢谢你谢谢你。 早上吃不了,你们晚上少吃点,就这点东西就吃上了。哈哈哈,少吃点饭干什么,我跟着明吃你裤裆把饭再戒了咋简单事。我有二十块钱了,你拿着这重新瞅瞅,你想他妈要什么那个事俺都是这么卖的,快别叨叨了,不要就走吧,没钱咱就买什么东西。好好好好好好好好好好好好好好好好好好好好好好好好,就该这么干, 快看看吧。啊,那三个大男人欺负俺个老太太。哎呀,还觉得挺有本事的。他们家是没老人不是,他们是没老的那一天。不是。哎,你这就抱着绑架了?都给别说话。抱着我干不动。看我。你看那个女婿刚从医院出来没几天吧。 哎,旅游之前吧,就想吃点水果,我吃剩下就剩下二十块钱了。这样大爷你别为难你把这东西吧,你留着,我晚上出去多干点活,干出来我明天再来拿好不好?不好意思啊,添麻烦了。不好, 我在这都看半天了。人家都这么困难了,你非要赚人十块八块的干嘛味不能这样。没事没事,大爷不该大意。是我没有本事了,可不敢在这丢人了。哈哈哈,不好意思啊不好意思。哎哎哎,师傅等等,别看了,很瘦哎,坐班上身上难受死了。哈哈哈。
如何快速让人内疚一辈子?嗯, 只要你问题答对,就能拿走对方的钱。 still want a gretchen's money bad who feels good to take your money going down lady, what would you do with all that mool up oh man i need the wardrobe refreshed off i'm buying a bunch of dope jackets。 请记住他现在得瑟的样子。 i'm a medical procedure from my ten year old daughter willow from his darker hearing ninety percent hearing lost in both of you。 这一波道德绑架 buff 也满了。 or we continue to understand your families here today, yes, my beautiful daughter willow and my handle husband dies proud of you mommy even if you don't win, we'll find a way to pay for willow surgery and we're gonna find a way to replace everything those burglars。 室友和她今晚得互删巴掌了吧? and who's cheering you on today? hawk my roommate pack i'm sorry about this shirt i didn't know i'd be next to a little girl well, it told me you'd be funny i didn't know about all that stuff i'm so sorry。 当两个小伙子在网上遇到冒充八岁小男孩的怪叔叔。 this absolute sicko is pretending to be an eight year old boy and he thinks he's trying to hang out with another agrial boy so we're going to lure him here and maybe question his behavior it's gonna get what's common though okay just text me he's here we're gonna get this creep。 凭啥?所以这就是你们冒充小孩约小孩的原因? 学会了下次坐车一定戴个墨镜。哎,年轻人, 来给老人家让个座。小姑娘,给老人家让个座呗。哎,说你呢。啊啊,跟老阿姨,哎你,你扶我一下,哈哈哈,坐坐坐。不好意思啊,没看出来你是那个。哈哈哈哈, 还好是假的,不然有人夜里要睡不着了。 白天愚蠢的人类,晚上这比给我一脚还难受。 嗯, 找朋友的梦想真的很纯粹。 dream job what do you want to do when you grow up? uh, i'm gonna be a doctor yeah how much do you want to make i'm gonna make people feel okay。 泪点低的真看不了这个视频。笑点低的也不行。爱的办张卡吗?现在办卡打八折。这个发质非常适合办张卡。不用了,随便剪剪吧,反正我下星期还要化疗,也是要掉的。 您好,我们是不平安车险,请问您平时怎么出行呢?我坐轮椅出行。
年轻人给老人家让个座,小姑娘给老人家让个座呗。哎,说你呢啊,好,跟老阿姨你,你扶我一下,哈哈哈,坐坐坐。不好意思啊,没看出来你是那个,哈哈哈哈。 absolute siko is pretending to be an eight year old boy and he thinks he's trying to hang out with another eight year old boy so we're going to lure him here and maybe question his behavior let's go again what's common though okay just text me he's here we're gonna get this creep i know you smoking that bro your momma know you smoking that。 嗯, you want a gretchen's money bed real good you take your money hey, going down lady, what would you do with all that move love how'd you spend that catch bretton on a medical procedure from my 10 year old daughter willow to store her hearing she has 90 percent hearing both of you how do you mommy even if you don't win, we'll find a way to pay for will of surgery and we're gonna find a way to replace everything those burglars so, and who's cheering you on today paul, my roommate pack i'm sorry about this shirt i didn't know i'd be next to a little girl paul told me would be funny 哈哈哈哈, i'm fine。 事情我还是想坦白一下,就是在新疆做奶茶的时候,我自己私信偷偷的,每个人都多放了三勺盐。 发生什么?真的好咸,姐,就是我胖。 这次过后你都会忘记。哎,你真是个天才,就是不知道有没有做过那个必定的那个特惠快车,我称之为特惠臭车,因为他真的很臭,就是你每次坐上去都不知道上面有一股莫文熏要什么味道。 我今天还是又叫了一个那个特快,因为他确确实真的很便宜,然后一上车那个味,我我现在跑哪去,我说怎么这么臭啊,结果司机很不好意思的给我来了一句说不好意思,可能刚才拉了几个讨薪的民工, 我这个臭嘴啊,哎,眼瞎是不是,这会人看不到吗?踩到脚了连人对不起都会说,真没教养。卧槽,踩到人了怎么办,哎,有了。 哈哈哈哈对不起啊,我没看到有这有人,我从小失明,我爸爸妈妈都不要我了,对不起, 那不好意思兄弟啊,我不知道你是盲人看不见路。那那你走吧,慢点啊。没事没事,小心前边啊,好好拜拜。从那么拽这么多东西还吃不掉,你们晚上少吃点。就这点东西就 吃啥了。哈哈哈,少吃点饭干什么,我不能为了吃你裤裆把饭再戒了。这么简单事。我有二十块钱了,你拿着这重新充充不行了吗?不要送啊。那不是事,俺都是这么卖的,可别叨叨了,不要就走吧。没钱在家买什么东西啊。好好好好好好好好好好好好好好好好好好好好好好好好好。不要了不要了不要了不要了不要了啊, 快看看吧啊,这三个大男人欺负一个老太太。哎呀,还觉得挺有本事的,他们家就没老人。不是,他们是没老的那一天。哎,你这就道德绑架了,我给你别说话,道德绑架不是看我这样。哎呀,你别埋怨,我不是故意为难你,谁家没这困难事,你看那个女婿 刚从医院出来没几天吧。哎,旅游之前吧,就想吃点水果,我吃剩下就剩下二十块钱了, 哎,我缺水。这咋了?你现在意识都不大清楚了。这样大爷你别为难你,把这东西吧。你留着,我晚上出去多干点活。干出来我明天再来拿好不好? 不好意思啊,添麻烦了。不好意思,我在这都看半天了。人家都这么困难了,你非要赚人十块八块的干嘛?我也不能这样。没事没事,大爷不该大意,是我没有本事了,快走吧,在这丢人了。哈哈,不好意思啊不好意思。哎哎哎,师傅,等等。哎,师傅好像是难受似的,哈哈哈。
如何让一个人内一辈子当小男孩?问博主要不要看看自己的小鸟? okay, so this absolutely sicko is pretending to be an eight year old boy anything he's trying to hang out with another eight year old boy so we're going to lure him here and maybe question his behavior gonna get what's coming on。 没想到变态就是自己。 okay, just text me he's here we're gonna get the screen。 女生看到男生一直盯着自己,上去就是一巴掌。 狗一句话没说,让美女为我愧疚一生。妈的干什么?你链子也不系突然一穿出来 吓死我了,长得又不是什么好狗的样啊。对不起他,他只有三条腿。对不起对不起对不起对不起对不起对不起。 李诗妍那一瞬间已经想好怎么退圈了。哈哈哈,半夜醒了都得给自己一巴掌。 关于综艺,只要答对问题就能拿走对方的钱。 do you want a gretchen's moneybag? ooh feels good to take your monday going down lady, what would you do with all that move up oh man and i need the wardrobe refresh, so i'm buying a bunch of dope jackets and jade how'd you spend that cash bridge on a medical procedure from my ten year old daughter willow it was darker hearing 90 percent hearing loss in both of you。 孩子和爸爸也来到了现场。 or we continue questioning your family's good sit get my beautiful daughter willow and my handsome husband dodge proud of you mommy, even if you don't win, we'll find a way to pay for willow surgery and we're gonna find a way to replace everything goes burglars。 朋友不是保罗,你有病吧? and who's cheering you on today, paul, my room back, i'm sorry about this shirt i didn't know i'd be next to a little girl well, it told me you'd be funny, i didn't know, but on that stuff i'm so sorry。 你这一下把大娘给整不会了。你那附近有河呗。你得要大河,你要小河去大河,大河是吧?嗯,我跟你说,你从那个就是俺整个大楼的媳妇,我就上南去的 庙河那最大了,要大河,要深的深的,但深的深的可大了。心情不好啊,你咋闹进去,俺媳妇跑了啊,大娘自此变成了内向的人。我也不,我也不知道人家不在家,我也不知道,他这可能是溜着玩去了, 跑了好几天没回来了。我正问你,这这活动里哪有河呗?新买的河有没有我,我不知道我不知道我不知道。
如何让人在内中度过一生?弥留之际,想起这事都会跳起来给自己挤耳光。 my foot lick, my foot and my crack, my neck, my back lick, my foot and my crack and my crack。 他已经想好怎么退出娱乐圈了。 i wasn't gonna study out 啊!快啊!我是开心的啊,我是开心的,我不是你管你,我管什么?哈哈。出门遇到道德绑架的人,哎,这人给老人家让个座。小姑娘,给老人家让个座呗, 说你呢,啊啊,老阿姨啊,哈哈哈,坐坐坐。不好意思啊,没看出来你是那个,哈哈哈。白天不知者无罪,晚上我真该死呀, 一开始只发现有人偷手机,后来连残疾人都偷,后槽牙都咬碎了, 没想到变态竟是我自己。 is pretending to be an eight year old boy and he thinks he's trying to hang out with another eight year old boy, so we're going to him here and maybe question his behavior it's gonna get what's common all okay, just texting me he's here we're gonna get this creep。 我承认我刚刚有点大声了。 郭俊辰每次谈起这件事都会哭。有件事情我还是想坦白一下,就是在新疆做奶茶的时候,我自己私心偷偷的,每个人都多放了三勺盐,他说什么 真的好咸。这就是我怕这次过后你不会忘记。你真是个天才!