甲亢哥买中国机器狗喷火是真的吗

哈哈哈，甲亢哥这个大冤种，上周托人花五万美金从神秘的东方国家购买了一个 ai 机器人，从此就对他爱不释手，见谁都想给他介绍自己的电子朋友，恨不得吃饭睡觉都要在他身旁。然而接下来发生的事情让他始料未及。 a mission is something we do together so i can learn how to be a good friendly humans it looks like for this mission the grl wants us to talk about the stuff that came with me mossy stops off grab the big english maxi moxi， moxi， what's going on here？ no relax did you wanted that no i bro， no， no you're dead your arm moxie your arm that's better look forward big moxie your arm moxie stop moxie let's go moxie， maxi， what's wrong with your arm maxi， do a system take what the fuck？ oh there we go that's the welcome pack it has a bunch of things for us to use while we want to monty so you want to have kids right？ 变态 excellent listen up why did the chicken cross the playground？ so get to the other side good guess to get to the other slide i feel a little wobbly moxie did you do that。

美国顶流网红甲亢哥给中国摆摊老爷爷送出高额礼物。。甲亢哥昨天在迈阿密户外直播，在路边发现了一个老爷爷在摆摊画画，，于是想给自己和宠物狗一个画一张。。为了不耽误甲亢哥的时间，老爷爷表示可以拍一张照片，画好了再联系。。可谁知老爷爷的手机不太灵光，捣鼓了半天才拍好。。甲亢哥看到这一幕后，此时内心也做出了一个决定。， hey， i'm gonna be back and if i really like the picture， i'm gonna buy you a new phone you need better equipment okay bro！ 趁甲亢哥去给老爷爷买手机，我最近消费发现了一个省钱神器，上咸鱼搜索咸鱼复苏剂，各种便宜大牌准新品，简陋折扣卡券，帮你省钱。你还在用原价买东西吗？？？快来咸鱼省钱吧！！二十分钟后，老爷爷找到了甲亢哥，并递上了绘画作品。 yo yo brother thank you so much bro thank。 you so much bowl chinese oh mandarian you really know how to draw you get way better equipment okay so i'm gonna give you a thousand dollars okay you know my phone number right？？ yes， yes， yes so look i'm gonna see you thousand okay thank you bro that picture is fucking fire i love you bro i'm i'm i'm making that picture in my wall。。

这可能是我见过被中国网友整的最惨的博主。众所周知，甲亢哥经常在直播间满足粉丝一些奇葩要求，什么香蕉配雪碧冰桶挑战都属于常规操作。可当甲亢哥开始遇到中国网友时，一开始还只是互相学习一点国粹文化，傻逼傻逼！ yeah 傻逼！ if you say some people because 傻逼！可是随着调皮网友们各种脑洞大开的题，画风也逐渐突变。首先就有网友提出拔罐的建议，调皮室友要求甲亢哥用水杯对着自己嘴巴来一段十五分钟拔罐表演。 刚开始甲亢哥还是一脸嚣张不以为然，各种挑衅，还在直播间和网友各种手势尬聊。随着时间进入最后倒计时，伴随着甲亢哥一声尖叫，也让我们见识到了甲亢哥这场香肠嘴名场面。我只能说毫无违和感你信不信啊！更是有网友不远万里邮寄了一个皮卡丘烟花给了甲亢哥，不嫌事大的水友更是 出言当场点， 啊啊啊啊啊！ 哇塞啊啊！